Chibi Games II

Dear Readers,

After a week of crazed festivities at my local fair. (I, being part of a 4-H club which takes participation in many fair activities get in free for the whole week.) Many of which included riding rides, showing my rabbits, ect. I found it hard to sit put to type up my fan- fiction. I tried out something new for myself. It was a dreaded contraption called the Zipper. (Of course I am terrified of heights and falling.) However, I had promised to my older sister that I would go on the ride if she came for the day. However, (No offense to those who love the ride.) I found it to be a nightmare in real life. So, enough of my weekly adventures, but it did give me an idea.... That idea is called camping which many of the 4-Hers do in the fairgrounds during the week. So, here sprung the next adventure for the chibi's of the story, and many a ways to torture our poor stuck with them Yami Malik.

Sincerely Yours,

FB

Chapter 7

It wasn't long after the appearance of Yami Malik that Yugi's Grandfather came up with an grand solution to their nothing to do as of late. "I've booked you a spot to go camping for the week after this one.", Grandpa proudly announced one morning, "I've already bought all the camping equipment you would need, and some that are just for fun.",

"What about you aren't you coming along?", Yugi asked.

"No, I have to stay here to manage the shop remember?", Grandpa replied

Two small ice- blue eyes peered up at Yugi. "I don't like camping, I don't commune with nature very well at all.", Seto replied, "Unless it decides it wants to cause natural harm to some other body.",

"What are you hinting at, eh, Seto?", a sleepy eyed Mokuba asked.

"Nothing!", Seto said, smiling, "Except I'm hungry, can I have my Kix now please?",

"Sure, sure...", Mokuba replied, hiding one large yawn behind his hand.

"We're going camping!!!!", Bakura happily cheered, appearing from behind the couch.

"What's camping?", Yami Malik asked.

"It's where you spend time ruffing it out in the middle of the wilderness.", Malik replied. (It was only a matter of time before the lighter half showed up, wasn't it?)

"I thought I told you that you were never al-", Yami Malik started, only to be yanked as if on an invisible leash were attached to his neck.

"That would be true if the Chibi Pharaoh didn't have you under his very whim right at the moment.", Malik retorted.

"I can't reach my Coco Puffs!", Yami whined, "You, Slave get them for me now!",

"I will not be your slave!", Yami Malik remarked, and felt the yank harder.

"Bad Slave!", Yami scolded, waving his finger at Yami Malik.

"FINE!!!", Yami Malik said, pouring Yami's bowl of cereal.

"Now, get out of the respectable Pharaoh's sight while he's eating!", Yami instructed, Yami Malik over- joyously obeyed.

.... Later that night, the chibis all gathered to plot against the irritable blonde haired yami....

"I say we use poison ivy.", Seto suggested.

"Bugs!", Yami cheered.

"I don't know.... What if we get in trouble?", Bakura replied.

"We won't.", Both Seto and Yami replied, "We are just three innocent chibis after all.",

"Okay then... Mud instead of coffee.", Bakura suggested.

"No, something better.", Yami insisted.

"Animal dung instead of his coffee.", Bakura flinched.

"Perfect.", Yami grinned.

"Rocks in his backpack.", Seto added, "And tadpoles in his water.",

"Fish in his sleeping bag.", Yami replied, "Dead fish that is.",

"There's something we're missing.....", Yami thought really hard.

"I know, a mountain lion!", Bakura said.

"Yes, and we can tie meat to him so all sorts of wild animals will follow him home!", Yami and Seto added together.

"It's perfect, now all we have to do is shake on it, and we'll be set!", Yami replied, "All agreed?",

"Agreed.", all three of them replied shaking hands together.

A fourth hand was added on top, an adult one, "I have reasons for wanting revenge, plus I know what he's most afraid of, trust me....", Malik's voice spoke, "Three words naked mole rat.",

End Chapter: Authoress -.-''' Oh boy, poor Malik, there should be another story to this by somebody called The Lady Bug Adventures, unless she hasn't gotten to it yet! But, don't worry for all you Yaoi Fans, it's one with a Yaoi- ful spin on my Non- Yaoi story.