1 Spike the stupid
Chapter five
Where there's a will there's a way
Disclaimer: All righty, here we go again!!! I don't own Spike or Jake, or, … oh hell I don't own Ape Escape!!!
A/n: Sorry for that last chapter, I was alllllllll sad!!!! *Sniff* Ok, Shirikon WILL, be in this chapter!!! Plus, watch out, there are cuss words in this one.
(At Specters lab) Jake was now next to Specters thrown, and Specter was jabbering how he could take over the world if Spike wasn't still here. Then Specter stopped and looked at him. (Specter) I know, I KNOW HOW TO GET THAT LITTLE BRAT OUT OF MY LIFE! He he, and you will be the bait, dear, dear Jake. Horror struck Jakes hart. He couldn't mean it, could he? (Jake) *Thinking* I was going to be in charge of killing Spike?!?! Danmit! I can't talk for myself either! Shit you Specter! I'll make you pay for all you've done! Specter was still staring at him. (Specter) Your shaking. Is something making you mad? Well, good! That will make you more determined to kill him. Jake was horror struck. (Jake) *Thinking* Crap! The more mad I get, the better chance Spikes gunna die!
(Back at Spike's place) Natalie had been avoiding Spike for quite some time now, and Spike's little shin in his eye had gone. Lucky had seen they needed more help than just her, so she phoned her friend, Shirikon. ~Later~ (Shirikon) So, all we have to do is go back in time with Spike and help him catch monkeys? (Lucky) That's about it. (Shirikon) Say, where's Ja... Lucky quickly threw her hand over Shirikon's mouth, then looked around to make sure Spike, The prof., or Natalie didn't hear. (Shirikon) What was that for?!?! (Lucky) Jakes gone, he's been gone for a long time. And I don't think it's safe to say his name in front of then right now. Shirikon looked at her with big eyes, then started bawling. (Shirikon) Waaaaaaaaaa!!!!! My Jake!!!! He's gone! What will I do?!?!?! Waaaa!!!!!! Lucky quickly threw her hand over Shirikon's mouth again, but this time Spike had walked into the room as soon as Shirikon had started crying. (Lucky) Uh oh.
~ Later ~ (At Specters lab) Specter was putting Jake through a lot of pain, for he was making him work hand and foot all day long. He was working so hard that his hands were starting to bleed. At the end of the day, Specter ordered Jake to stop working. (Specter) Good, you can do enough work to cover at lest half of my monkey army. (Jake) *Thinking* I hope he's not ready to make me do that again. (Specter) I just really should fire all of my monkeys and have you do all their work. (Jake) *Thinking* He has to be kidding… (Specter) But no, I will just have you do to bed now, so go on, shoo, I have, er, TAKING OVER THE WORLD KIND of things to do. Jake outside body started walking to his dorm, and as he was, he heard Specter saying something about finally being able to read his Playboy monkey magazines. (Jake) *Thinking* Monkeys have playboy bunny magazines of their own? I think I'm gunna be sick.
(Back to the world of sadness, or just Spikes house) Spike just stood there with wide eyes, staring right at Shirikon. (Shirikon) Spike! I didn't see you there! Er, uh, sorry about Jake, I didn't know that he was gone. She began to sniffle a little bit more. Spike looked at the floor, then back at Shirikon and Lucky. Lucky then started to get mad. She slammed he fist on the table, stood up, and looked at the two of them, while they started back with big eyes, wondering what she was about to do. (Lucky) Look at you two! We can't just sit here whimpering! We have to go rescue Jake! Lucky then bit her lip. (Lucky) *Thinking* That probably wasn't smart to do… She looked at Spike, just to be surprised that he had an angry look on his face. (Spike) Your right! We have to go get Jake! He's probably just sitting there eating cookies!!! *Sniff* And I want some! (Lucky and Shirikon) *Sweat drop* (A/n: Ooh, but IS Jake just sitting there eating cookies? NO!! HE WAS WORKING HIS HANDS TO THE BONE, AND ALL SPIKE CAN DO IS, er, that's right, Spike doesn't see what Jakes doing 24/7… oops…)
(Specters lab) It was 12 o'clock at night, and Jake had just woken up. He sat up, and looked out the window. (Jake) *Thinking* What was that dream about anyway? I saw me, and I was little. But I was holding someone's hand. I remember we were looking at monkeys at the zoo. The strange person was a lady, and she was carrying someone in her arms. Who was it? It looked like someone I knew… Suddenly, Jake realized that he was talking out loud. He could also move by himself! Jake started to make an attempted to jump out the window, but then he heard footsteps and Specters voice outside his door, and Jake was in no condition to fight at the moment. He quickly jumped back into bed and pretended to sleep. Specter stayed there for a long time, and by the time he left, Jake had fallen asleep.
The next day, Jake found that he could not move by himself anymore, plus everything in his body ached. He was given the day off though, because Specter didn't give him any work to do. (Jake) *Thinking* Why was I able to move last night and not today? It makes no sense. (Specter) Jake! Today is a very, very, big day for you. Jake looked up at him with a cold smile. (Specter) Good, you remembered. (Jake) *Thinking* God, how could I forget? You have been talking about it for the past few days. Now, the big thing, how am I going to get out of it?
Oh no! Will Jake ever get out of his, er, outer body?!?! What will Spike, the prof., Natalie, Lucky, and Shirikon do?!?! Will Spike die?!? Will I ever stop these annoying questions?!?! NO!!! So read on, er, READERS!!!! Next time, on Spike the Stupid!!!!
Chapter five
Where there's a will there's a way
Disclaimer: All righty, here we go again!!! I don't own Spike or Jake, or, … oh hell I don't own Ape Escape!!!
A/n: Sorry for that last chapter, I was alllllllll sad!!!! *Sniff* Ok, Shirikon WILL, be in this chapter!!! Plus, watch out, there are cuss words in this one.
(At Specters lab) Jake was now next to Specters thrown, and Specter was jabbering how he could take over the world if Spike wasn't still here. Then Specter stopped and looked at him. (Specter) I know, I KNOW HOW TO GET THAT LITTLE BRAT OUT OF MY LIFE! He he, and you will be the bait, dear, dear Jake. Horror struck Jakes hart. He couldn't mean it, could he? (Jake) *Thinking* I was going to be in charge of killing Spike?!?! Danmit! I can't talk for myself either! Shit you Specter! I'll make you pay for all you've done! Specter was still staring at him. (Specter) Your shaking. Is something making you mad? Well, good! That will make you more determined to kill him. Jake was horror struck. (Jake) *Thinking* Crap! The more mad I get, the better chance Spikes gunna die!
(Back at Spike's place) Natalie had been avoiding Spike for quite some time now, and Spike's little shin in his eye had gone. Lucky had seen they needed more help than just her, so she phoned her friend, Shirikon. ~Later~ (Shirikon) So, all we have to do is go back in time with Spike and help him catch monkeys? (Lucky) That's about it. (Shirikon) Say, where's Ja... Lucky quickly threw her hand over Shirikon's mouth, then looked around to make sure Spike, The prof., or Natalie didn't hear. (Shirikon) What was that for?!?! (Lucky) Jakes gone, he's been gone for a long time. And I don't think it's safe to say his name in front of then right now. Shirikon looked at her with big eyes, then started bawling. (Shirikon) Waaaaaaaaaa!!!!! My Jake!!!! He's gone! What will I do?!?!?! Waaaa!!!!!! Lucky quickly threw her hand over Shirikon's mouth again, but this time Spike had walked into the room as soon as Shirikon had started crying. (Lucky) Uh oh.
~ Later ~ (At Specters lab) Specter was putting Jake through a lot of pain, for he was making him work hand and foot all day long. He was working so hard that his hands were starting to bleed. At the end of the day, Specter ordered Jake to stop working. (Specter) Good, you can do enough work to cover at lest half of my monkey army. (Jake) *Thinking* I hope he's not ready to make me do that again. (Specter) I just really should fire all of my monkeys and have you do all their work. (Jake) *Thinking* He has to be kidding… (Specter) But no, I will just have you do to bed now, so go on, shoo, I have, er, TAKING OVER THE WORLD KIND of things to do. Jake outside body started walking to his dorm, and as he was, he heard Specter saying something about finally being able to read his Playboy monkey magazines. (Jake) *Thinking* Monkeys have playboy bunny magazines of their own? I think I'm gunna be sick.
(Back to the world of sadness, or just Spikes house) Spike just stood there with wide eyes, staring right at Shirikon. (Shirikon) Spike! I didn't see you there! Er, uh, sorry about Jake, I didn't know that he was gone. She began to sniffle a little bit more. Spike looked at the floor, then back at Shirikon and Lucky. Lucky then started to get mad. She slammed he fist on the table, stood up, and looked at the two of them, while they started back with big eyes, wondering what she was about to do. (Lucky) Look at you two! We can't just sit here whimpering! We have to go rescue Jake! Lucky then bit her lip. (Lucky) *Thinking* That probably wasn't smart to do… She looked at Spike, just to be surprised that he had an angry look on his face. (Spike) Your right! We have to go get Jake! He's probably just sitting there eating cookies!!! *Sniff* And I want some! (Lucky and Shirikon) *Sweat drop* (A/n: Ooh, but IS Jake just sitting there eating cookies? NO!! HE WAS WORKING HIS HANDS TO THE BONE, AND ALL SPIKE CAN DO IS, er, that's right, Spike doesn't see what Jakes doing 24/7… oops…)
(Specters lab) It was 12 o'clock at night, and Jake had just woken up. He sat up, and looked out the window. (Jake) *Thinking* What was that dream about anyway? I saw me, and I was little. But I was holding someone's hand. I remember we were looking at monkeys at the zoo. The strange person was a lady, and she was carrying someone in her arms. Who was it? It looked like someone I knew… Suddenly, Jake realized that he was talking out loud. He could also move by himself! Jake started to make an attempted to jump out the window, but then he heard footsteps and Specters voice outside his door, and Jake was in no condition to fight at the moment. He quickly jumped back into bed and pretended to sleep. Specter stayed there for a long time, and by the time he left, Jake had fallen asleep.
The next day, Jake found that he could not move by himself anymore, plus everything in his body ached. He was given the day off though, because Specter didn't give him any work to do. (Jake) *Thinking* Why was I able to move last night and not today? It makes no sense. (Specter) Jake! Today is a very, very, big day for you. Jake looked up at him with a cold smile. (Specter) Good, you remembered. (Jake) *Thinking* God, how could I forget? You have been talking about it for the past few days. Now, the big thing, how am I going to get out of it?
Oh no! Will Jake ever get out of his, er, outer body?!?! What will Spike, the prof., Natalie, Lucky, and Shirikon do?!?! Will Spike die?!? Will I ever stop these annoying questions?!?! NO!!! So read on, er, READERS!!!! Next time, on Spike the Stupid!!!!