Title: The Complete DRD's Guide To Producing A Movie -Day 9-
Author: ScaperDeage
Rating: G maybe PG
Disclaimer: I don't frelling own it
Notes: "1812" **Blue** Moya
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The DRDs are nearing the total completion of their movie. The editing so far has gone quickly and with little problem thanks to the help of Moya, who has been doing all the alterations instructed by 1812 and Blue. They should finish before the end of the day, and then move onto adding sounds and fixing any lines that didn't come out right.

"Almost Moya. The Peacekeepers need to be closer to the waste conduit."

Is this better?

"Perfect, now play the explosion."

The waste conduit explodes "killing" the Peace Keepers...

**I think that works**

[Kip] "This has to be my favorite part of this entire movie."

[Fixer] "I am sick of you and the frelling waste conduit!"

[Kip] "Your just jealous you didn't come up with the idea to have Peace Keepers killed by an exploding waste conduit."

[Fixer] "I am not getting into another argument with you over this."

[B-MW] "Yes please, or you two are going to find yourselves IN a waste conduit!"

[Sparks] "Somebody's a bit violent today."

[B-MW] "You shut up!"

I happen to like your exploding waste conduit idea Kip

[Kip] "See Moya appreciates my creativity."

[Fixer] -snicker-

**Let's move onto the next scene Moya**

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Meanwhile Moya's crew is eating their morning meal and John and Aeryn walk in...

[John] "Did any of you guys notice anything odd lately?"

[Chiana] "What kind of odd? Odd as like what's on Rygel's plate..."

[Rygel] "Nortrellain Mud Worms happen to be delicacy! Not that I should expect someone like you appreciate that."

[Chiana] -glares at Rygel- "...or odd as in totally frelled up, which is pretty normal on this ship?"

[John] "No, I was thinking more along the lines of things being misplaced or missing."

[Chiana] "Nope."

[D'Argo] "I haven't noticed anything."

[Noranti] "I can't seem to find any of the ingredients to make my restorative"

[Rygel] "There's probably a reason for that."

[Stark] "Yes you probably ate it"

[Rygel] "I would rater be eaten alive by these delicious Mud Worms then to ever ingest that stuff again!"

[John] "So besides Granny, no one has noticed anything that's a bit...off?"

[Chiana] "No. Why?"

[Aeryn] "John thinks someone has gone trough his DVD collection."

[John] "I KNOW someone has gone through my DVD collection, I had them in alphabetical order before we went down to the planet and now they're all messed up."

[Chiana] "Well, It wasn't me."

[D'Argo] "You could be imagining things John."

[Rygel] "Wouldn't be the first time."

[John] "Shut up Rygel."

[Chiana] "Or maybe you left them unordered before going down to the planet and just forgot about it."

[Aeryn] "That's what I told him."

[John] "I'm not imagining it and I know I left them in alphabetical order. Plus that's not the only thing."

[D'Argo] "What else is wrong?"

[Rygel] "His mind."

[John] "No Rygel. I can't find 1812 anywhere, hell I haven't even seen him since we came back yesterday."

[D'Argo] "Have you asked Pilot?"

[John] "Not yet. I just find it strange that he's missing."

[Chiana] "He's right that is odd, that little DRD follows him around everywhere."

[Rygel] "He's probably sick of being around the two of you. Frelling body breeders!"

[Aeryn] "Shut up Rygel!"

[Chiana] "I think Rygel's just jealous."

[Rygel] "Ha! Me, never. More like disgusted, I mean how can..."

[Aeryn] "I wouldn't finish that sentence if I were you."

[John] "You know what! I think I'm gonna go ask Pilot if he knows where 1812 is."

John leaves to go see Pilot, hoping he won't find bloodshed when he returned, Rygel can be annoying but even he didn't deserve what Aeryn will probably do to him...

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[John] "Yo Pilot, What's up?"

[Pilot] "Nothing is up Commander."

[John] "I don't suppose you know where my DRD is."

[Pilot] "I'm sorry Commander since your DRD is not one of Moya's I cannot track where he is."

[John] "But one of Moya's DRDs must have seen him or something. It's not like he blends in with the rest of them."

[Pilot] "None of Moya's DRDs have seen 1812 anywhere Commander"

[John] "Great. I guess I have to find him the old fashioned way. Thanks anyway Pilot."

[Pilot] "Anytime Commander"

John leaves Pilot's den singing "Where oh where has my little DRD gone, Oh where of where could he be..."

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Roughly an arn later...

1812, I feel I should inform you that Commander Crichton is heading toward your position, and he's looking for you

"Frell. How much time do we have before he gets here?"

About 40 microts

[V-W] "I think we need to run for it."

**Agreed, let's split up and meet back here in an arn**

"I'll go see what he wants. If I'm not back here by then finish the editing without me"

[John] "1812! Where are you boy!"

**Run!**

The DRDs take off leaving 1812 behind...

"Frell"

[John] "Hey there you are! Where've you been hiding? I wanted to ask you if you know anything about my DVDs being messed with."

"Double frell"

1812 wasn't able to rejoin the film crew to complete the editing, having to spend the rest of the day with John as to not arouse any more suspicion. Especially after the fact that he knows that someone messed with his DVDs, but luckily he doesn't know whom. Not yet anyway.

To Be Continued...