1 Spike the Stupid
1.1 Chapter 7
Disclaimer: Ok, don't own all the Ape Escape thingies and junk, and yeah.
A/n: Wa, all the chapters, I thought this story was only going to last like 4 chapters or something…. Whatever. Ok! Lets have some more Ape Escape fun!!!! Plus this was getting boring so I added something's that are not in Ape Escape, BECAUSE I COULD!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA ACH, *Choke colf* HA HA HA!!!! OK!! I am board with the cast right now, so if you want to be in it send in info about yourself, and I might put you in the story. But I can't have to many people…….. he he, soday goodness…
(Lets start at Specters lab, shall we?) It was in the middle of the night, and Jake was wide-awake. Again, he could move by himself, but he didn't dare do anything to get out because Specter kept him working all day and he was to tired to fight anything. He sighed. He missed watching Spike run into walls and Natalie doing her hair with electricity, (Plus watching her get shocked) and he also missed watching the dragons fly overhead every year, for there wings shined a rainbow and sometimes they would land and let Jake ride on their backs. He remembered doing that when he was little. Then Jake remembered his dream, the dream when he was little and the lady, and she holding someone he couldn't make out the face of. All he remembered was that it had red hair. (Jake) *Thinking* Ah, hell. I better get to sleep because Specter's gunna want me to work tomorrow, again. I wonder what the heck was with that dream anyway?
(Back at the forest) (Lucky) I wonder where Spike got to, cause we could really use him around like now!!! Lucky and Shirikon were hiding behind a big rock to save themselves from the mad monkey. (Spike) EVIL MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spike was high in the air, with his stun club ready. He can charging down and whacked the monkey really hard over the head, and with the blink of an eye he had caught it in his net. (Lucky and Shirikon) …wow… *Still clinging to each other* Then Spike sat down in the grass and watched some ants crawl into a hole. Then Lucky started slapping herself in the face. (Lucky) Spike!! Did you catch all the monkeys yet?!? Spike looked up at her. (Spike) Well, if I did, then we would already be back at the lab. (Lucky) *Blushing* Oh yeah… (Shirikon) Well lets not just sit around and wait till the monkeys come to us! Lets go find them!!! (Spike) Yeah! He then jumped up and they all started walking towered the tower where George just was.
There were bullet holes all over the thing. (Lucky) Shit, look at this thing… (Spike) I smell bananas! (Shirikon) Er, very good Spike… They then walked to the river. (Spike) Lets go swimming! (Lucky) That might not be a bad idea. So they all jumped into the water and started swimming downstream. They finally saw a ledge and jumped up on it, and right after Lucky and Shirikon jumped back into the water. (Spike) Hey! What are you doing?! (Shirikon) If you had any brains you would do the same!!! (Lucky) *In a far away voice* Yeah, but that's what makes him so brave…*Sparkle sparkle* (Shirikon) *Gives her wired look* Spike looked at them funny, then looked behind him. There were three man-eating plants and a monkey with a UFO. For a minute Spike just stood there, with big eyes, then once again they turned red, and he shouted "MONKEY!!!!!" and charged after it, catching it with one swift move. (Shirikon) I don't think I'll ever get used to seeing that. (Lucky) … yeah…. *With a goofy smile on her face* (Shirikon) And I don't think I'll ever get used to seeing you do that either… They climbed out of the water, and slowly came up to the man-eating plants. Before the man-eating plants knew they were there, Lucky and Shirikon's stun clubs came down swiftly, and within minutes they were gone. (Lucky) I hate those things. (Shirikon) That's because you never play any video games, like me! (Lucky) A shut up and help me find the last monkey. (Spike) But that was the last monkey. (Lucky) But you said that we would have been back at the lab if we caught the last monkey. (Spike) He he, I know!! Pants!! (Shirikon & Lucky) Pants?!? (Spike) Now we can sing the pants song!!! Pants pants pants, we wear them on our butts!! They carry our change and make sure that they don't (Lucky) SPIKE!!! Ok, er, we have heard the pants song already. (Spike) Then lets sing the cookie song!!! (Shirikon) Lets not. (Spike) *Starts crying* But I wanna sing the cookie song!!!! (Lucky) It will shut him up… (Shirikon) Ok ok, sing the cookie song… (Spike) Cookie cookie cookie! I love the cookie!!! You stuff them in your mouth, and then you eat some more!!! Cookie cookie cookie! You make them with butter!!! And then the chicken comes in!!! The chicken goes "Cluck cluck, let's make cooooooooookies!!!!!! Spike continued to sing this song as they all sat down to dry.
(Back to Specters lab…) (Specter) I hope this whole place is squeaky clean by the time I feel like coming in!!!! Today, Specter was having all the monkeys clean the palace, and having poor Jake do most of the work. *Ring ring* (Specter) Someone get that dam phone!!! One of the workers picked up the phone, then walked over to Specter. (Little monkey) It's for you sir. (Specter) Give it here! Hello? Uh, er, well, you see, um, ok, yes. What? Oh, er, I'm fine… Noise in the background? What noise? Oh, the monkey that picked it up? That was, er, a friend of mine. Yes, ok, goodbye. *Hang up* *Rings again* (Specter) Er, hello. (The person on the other line) HOW DARE YOU NOT SAY I LOVE YOU TO YOUR MOTHER BEFORE HANGING UP?!?!? WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS!!!!!! (Specter) Yes Mommy. I love you, goodbye. *Hangs up* Specter then looked around the room, and all the monkeys were holding their mouths, trying not to laugh. Specter's face turns a bright red. (Specter) IF ANYONE OF YOU LAUGH I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU WILL LIVE NO MORE!!!!!
Oh yes Mummy!! I love you mummy!!! Give Mummy a kiss!!! Bwa ha ha!!! To think, that Specter lives in my head, he will kill me later.…….. Oh Mommy!!! Give me a huggy wuggy Mommy!!!! Ha ha!!! Ok, see if I die, next time, on Spike the Stupid!!!!
1.1 Chapter 7
Disclaimer: Ok, don't own all the Ape Escape thingies and junk, and yeah.
A/n: Wa, all the chapters, I thought this story was only going to last like 4 chapters or something…. Whatever. Ok! Lets have some more Ape Escape fun!!!! Plus this was getting boring so I added something's that are not in Ape Escape, BECAUSE I COULD!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA ACH, *Choke colf* HA HA HA!!!! OK!! I am board with the cast right now, so if you want to be in it send in info about yourself, and I might put you in the story. But I can't have to many people…….. he he, soday goodness…
(Lets start at Specters lab, shall we?) It was in the middle of the night, and Jake was wide-awake. Again, he could move by himself, but he didn't dare do anything to get out because Specter kept him working all day and he was to tired to fight anything. He sighed. He missed watching Spike run into walls and Natalie doing her hair with electricity, (Plus watching her get shocked) and he also missed watching the dragons fly overhead every year, for there wings shined a rainbow and sometimes they would land and let Jake ride on their backs. He remembered doing that when he was little. Then Jake remembered his dream, the dream when he was little and the lady, and she holding someone he couldn't make out the face of. All he remembered was that it had red hair. (Jake) *Thinking* Ah, hell. I better get to sleep because Specter's gunna want me to work tomorrow, again. I wonder what the heck was with that dream anyway?
(Back at the forest) (Lucky) I wonder where Spike got to, cause we could really use him around like now!!! Lucky and Shirikon were hiding behind a big rock to save themselves from the mad monkey. (Spike) EVIL MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spike was high in the air, with his stun club ready. He can charging down and whacked the monkey really hard over the head, and with the blink of an eye he had caught it in his net. (Lucky and Shirikon) …wow… *Still clinging to each other* Then Spike sat down in the grass and watched some ants crawl into a hole. Then Lucky started slapping herself in the face. (Lucky) Spike!! Did you catch all the monkeys yet?!? Spike looked up at her. (Spike) Well, if I did, then we would already be back at the lab. (Lucky) *Blushing* Oh yeah… (Shirikon) Well lets not just sit around and wait till the monkeys come to us! Lets go find them!!! (Spike) Yeah! He then jumped up and they all started walking towered the tower where George just was.
There were bullet holes all over the thing. (Lucky) Shit, look at this thing… (Spike) I smell bananas! (Shirikon) Er, very good Spike… They then walked to the river. (Spike) Lets go swimming! (Lucky) That might not be a bad idea. So they all jumped into the water and started swimming downstream. They finally saw a ledge and jumped up on it, and right after Lucky and Shirikon jumped back into the water. (Spike) Hey! What are you doing?! (Shirikon) If you had any brains you would do the same!!! (Lucky) *In a far away voice* Yeah, but that's what makes him so brave…*Sparkle sparkle* (Shirikon) *Gives her wired look* Spike looked at them funny, then looked behind him. There were three man-eating plants and a monkey with a UFO. For a minute Spike just stood there, with big eyes, then once again they turned red, and he shouted "MONKEY!!!!!" and charged after it, catching it with one swift move. (Shirikon) I don't think I'll ever get used to seeing that. (Lucky) … yeah…. *With a goofy smile on her face* (Shirikon) And I don't think I'll ever get used to seeing you do that either… They climbed out of the water, and slowly came up to the man-eating plants. Before the man-eating plants knew they were there, Lucky and Shirikon's stun clubs came down swiftly, and within minutes they were gone. (Lucky) I hate those things. (Shirikon) That's because you never play any video games, like me! (Lucky) A shut up and help me find the last monkey. (Spike) But that was the last monkey. (Lucky) But you said that we would have been back at the lab if we caught the last monkey. (Spike) He he, I know!! Pants!! (Shirikon & Lucky) Pants?!? (Spike) Now we can sing the pants song!!! Pants pants pants, we wear them on our butts!! They carry our change and make sure that they don't (Lucky) SPIKE!!! Ok, er, we have heard the pants song already. (Spike) Then lets sing the cookie song!!! (Shirikon) Lets not. (Spike) *Starts crying* But I wanna sing the cookie song!!!! (Lucky) It will shut him up… (Shirikon) Ok ok, sing the cookie song… (Spike) Cookie cookie cookie! I love the cookie!!! You stuff them in your mouth, and then you eat some more!!! Cookie cookie cookie! You make them with butter!!! And then the chicken comes in!!! The chicken goes "Cluck cluck, let's make cooooooooookies!!!!!! Spike continued to sing this song as they all sat down to dry.
(Back to Specters lab…) (Specter) I hope this whole place is squeaky clean by the time I feel like coming in!!!! Today, Specter was having all the monkeys clean the palace, and having poor Jake do most of the work. *Ring ring* (Specter) Someone get that dam phone!!! One of the workers picked up the phone, then walked over to Specter. (Little monkey) It's for you sir. (Specter) Give it here! Hello? Uh, er, well, you see, um, ok, yes. What? Oh, er, I'm fine… Noise in the background? What noise? Oh, the monkey that picked it up? That was, er, a friend of mine. Yes, ok, goodbye. *Hang up* *Rings again* (Specter) Er, hello. (The person on the other line) HOW DARE YOU NOT SAY I LOVE YOU TO YOUR MOTHER BEFORE HANGING UP?!?!? WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS!!!!!! (Specter) Yes Mommy. I love you, goodbye. *Hangs up* Specter then looked around the room, and all the monkeys were holding their mouths, trying not to laugh. Specter's face turns a bright red. (Specter) IF ANYONE OF YOU LAUGH I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU WILL LIVE NO MORE!!!!!
Oh yes Mummy!! I love you mummy!!! Give Mummy a kiss!!! Bwa ha ha!!! To think, that Specter lives in my head, he will kill me later.…….. Oh Mommy!!! Give me a huggy wuggy Mommy!!!! Ha ha!!! Ok, see if I die, next time, on Spike the Stupid!!!!