Title: The Complete DRD's Guide To Producing A Movie -Day 10-
Author: ScaperDeage
Rating: G
Disclaimer: The tuna made me do it! I swear!
Notes: "1812" **Blue** Moya

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Early in the solar day, before the crew has awaken, 1812 calls a meeting...

"Ok, as you all are aware, Pilot's birthday is tomorrow. That means the movie must be finished today. So please tell me you guys finished the editing yesterday."

**Of course we did. Actually we finished it early and moved onto adding and clearing up sounds.**

"So we should be able to finish the movie today then, right?"

**Most likely**

"Great! Now we also have to make our movie container look more interesting."

**Right. B-MW, Kip, and Cam you can do that.**

[B-MW] "Why us?"

**Because you are not needed to add sounds and fix dialect, now are you?**

[B-MW] "I guess."

[Kip] "How are we supposed to decorate the container?"

"Well on the human movie containers there's usually a picture and the name of the movie."

[Cam] "What's the name of our movie anyway?"

**Umm... Good question. 1812 what's the name of our movie?**

"I don't know, what do you think it should be?"

**I don't know**

"Hot about what the movie is, 'A life cycle of a DRD'."

[Blitz] "That sounds a bit boring. How about something that's sounds a bit more upbeat?"

**Like what?**

[Blitz] "Umm... Sparks what do you think?"

[Sparks] "Why are you asking me? I don't know?"

[Kip] "How about 'Tales of an Exploding waste conduit'?"

[DRDs] -glare at Kip-

[Kip] "Sorry, I just couldn't help myself."

**Anyway, anyone else have an idea?**

[V-W] "How about just 'DRD 007'?"

"It's alright, but I don't know."

How about 'A DRD's Life'?

**I like it**

[B-MW] "It works."

"Thanks Moya"

You're welcome

**So that's what we'll call it, 'A DRD's Life'**

"Now that that's cleared up, I've got to go."

[Fixer] "You're leaving?"

"I have to. Crichton almost discovered our project yesterday and he suspects something is going on. So while you finish up the movie I'm going to make sure that he doesn't jeopardize its completion."

[Kip] "Why do you get to do that and I have to design a movie container?"

"Because Crichton views me as his DRD, so I would naturally have a better chance on keeping away from our project then you or any other DRD would."

[Kip] "Fine"

"Now I really have to go now, you all know what you have to do."

**Right, you three go get started on designing the container, and Moya, Let's get to completing this movie.**

1812 leaves to go make sure John doesn't become a problem, Kip, B-MW, and Cam go off to make the movie container look pretty, and the rest of the DRDs and Moya go to work finishing the movie.

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A few arns later...

[Kip] "I don't know, the container looks very...plain"

[Cam] "Yeah."

[B-MW] "Maybe we should add more then a picture of a DRD and the name of the movie."

[Cam] "We could put more pictures."

[Kip] "And we should paint over the gray color of the container"

[B-MW] "We should paint it like a DRD!"

[Cam] "This is going to be the coolest movie container ever!"

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Meanwhile elsewhere on Moya...

[John] "I have a mission for you today 1812. That mission is to help me discover who messed with my DVDs."

"No, it's to keep you from knowing who messed with your DVDs"

[John] "Now in order to do this we need find out what happened while I was down on the commerce planet."

"Which you are not going to find out."

[John] "Pilot says nothing abnormal happened while we were gone, but he may not remember or he may be in on it."

"More like Moya's in on it."

[Aeryn] "Are you still upset over your DVDs John?"

John turns to see that Aeryn is now behind him...

[John] "I'm not upset. I just what to know what happened that's all."

[Aeryn] "Nothing happened, you're just being paranoid."

"She's right, it's all in your mind. Nothing went on while you were away and nothing is going on now."

[John] "I'm not being paranoid."

"Yes you are."

[Aeryn] "Yes you are. Pilot has told you nothing happened and there's no record, surveillance or otherwise, of anything happening. So just accept that nothing happened and you're getting all worked up over nothing."

"You should listen to her."

[John] "Maybe that's just what 'they' want you to think."

[Aeryn] "They?"

[John] "Yes, they, as in whoever is behind what apparently 'didn't' go on around here."

[Aeryn] "Even if by some very small chance you are right, why would whoever or whatever go through all the trouble of getting onto and off of Moya undetected, just to disorder your DVDs?"

[John] "Maybe it was an accident? Maybe they did something to Moya they don't want us to know about until it's too late or maybe they're still here waiting for the right time to pounce. It wouldn't be the first time we got uninvited guests that we didn't know about."

"Someone has an over active imagination."

[Aeryn] "I still think you're getting worried over nothing."

[John] "Fine, but when the dren hits the fan you'll see I was right. Come on 1812, we need to get to the bottom of this mystery!"

"It's going to be a long day."

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Shortly after the crew turns in for the night, the DRD film crew meet up once again...

**We finished the movie**

"Great, how about the container?"

[B-MW] "Here it is. What do you think?"

[Blitz] "That is so cool!"

[Kip] "We painted it like a DRD."

[Sparks] "Really, I had no idea. Thank you for pointing that fact out Kip."

[Kip] "Shut up."

**I like it**

"You even put the title in Pilot's language."

[Cam] "Yeah, we had Moya help us with that."

"So I guess that's it. We're done."

**Yep**

[V-W] "Now all we have to do is give it to Pilot."

[Fixer] "When are we going to give it to Pilot?"

"I guess we should do it, say mid solar day?"

**That works, we'll meet back here 900 microts before mid solar day**

[B-MW] "So besides giving it to Pilot, we're done."

**Yep**

[Kip] "No more movie"

"Nope"

[V-W] "It's been fun."

[Sparks] "That it has."

[Blitz] "Well, see all you guys tomorrow then."

[Cam] "Right"

**Don't forget 900 microts before mid solar day!**

The DRDs go there separate ways leaving 1812 and Blue behind...

**So how was your day with Commander Crichton?**

"Let's leave it at I've found out how paranoid that human can be."

To Be Continued...