Title: The Complete DRD's Guide To Producing A Movie -Day 11-

Author: ScaperDeage

Rating: G

Disclaimer: It's the last chapter; I'm done playing with the FS characters, I'll be sure to put them back where I found them.

Notes: "1812" **Blue** Moya

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Nearing mid solar day on Moya, Pilot has no idea that over the last several days a group of DRDs have been working hard on a birthday present for him. What he does know is that Commander Crichton still believes there's a conspiracy going on and that the human is currently in his den asking questions, yet again...

[John] "I'm telling you Pilot, that there is something fishy going on around here."

[Pilot] "And I have repeatedly told you that nothing has happened or is happening that would be considered 'fishy', as you put it."

[John] "Maybe you just don't remember, or maybe someone screwed with Moya's sensors so you can't tell if anything's wrong."

D'Argo enters Pilot's den...

[D'Argo] "Crichton, are you bothering Pilot again about your DVDs?"

[John] "Something is going on and I am going to find out what it is."

[D'Argo] "I'll take that as a yes."

[Pilot] "The Commander still believes something is wrong with Moya or Myself."

[John] "I know something is wrong."

[D'Argo] "John, can't you just let this fantasy of yours go. It is starting to get on everyone's nerves."

[John] "D'Argo, I'm on to something, I can feel it."

[D'Argo] -sigh-

The sound of DRDs chirping is heard off in the distance and is drawing closer...

[John] "You hear something?"

[D'Argo] "Pilot what the frell is that?"

[Pilot] "I'm not sure Ka D'Argo."

[John] "See weird things are going on!"

The door to Pilot's den opens and a group of DRDs enter and start to rush across the walkway...

[DRDs] "HAPPY BIRTHDAY PILOT!!!!"

Happy Birthday Pilot

[Sparks] "Give him our present!"

[D'Argo] "Pilot an explaination?"

[Pilot] "It appears that the DRDs and Moya are wishing me a happy birthday."

[John] "It's your birthday? Why didn't you tell us?"

[Pilot] "I didn't feel that piece of knowledge need to be shared with all onboard."

[Fixer] "Give Pilot our present!"

[John] "Well if we knew we'd have thrown you a party."

[Pilot] "I do not require a party to be thrown."

[Blitz] "Give him our frelling present already!"

"I am! Hold on a microt!"

1812 hits Crichton in the foot...

[John] "Hey 1812 what's that you've got there?"

He picks up the container from 1812...

[John] "I think this might be for you Pilot."

We made you a present Pilot

[D'Argo] "What is that?"

[John] "I don't know, it's some container with writing and pictures on it."

[Pilot] "Let me see it."

John show Pilot the container...

[Pilot] "It says, 'A DRD's Life'."

[V-W] "Open it!"

[Fixer] "Yeah open it!"

[Pilot] "The DRDs wish for the container to be opened."

[John] "All right."

John opens the container...

[D'Argo] "It appears to be a vid chip."

[John] "Wonder what's on it."

It's a movie

[Pilot] "Moya says it's a movie."

[D'Argo] "A movie?"

[Pilot] "Yes, according to Moya, these DRDs and herself have been working on it for several days."

[Cam] "Play it!"

[John] "See I knew something was going on."

[D'Argo] "But it didn't involve any danger to the ship, as you thought."

[John] "Hey I can't help it if I expect the worse."

[Kip] "Play it!"

[Pilot] "The DRDs want me to watch their movie."

John puts the movie into the vid chip player the DRDs brought with them...

[B-MW] "Yeay!"

The movie starts and a DRD is shown turning on for the first time...

[John] "Too bad Rygel ate the rest of the pop corn."

-[DRD 007] "DRD 007 online and standing by for first assignment"-

Later on...

-BANG!-

-DRD 007 is flung off the side of the walkway into the pool of bat dren-

[V-W] "I wish you could of editing that part out."

[Kip] "Oh come on, it has to be the second best part of the movie!"

Later...

-Some DRDs are shown being abused by a large Luxan-

[John] "Hey look D, you're a movie star!"

Later...

-[Peace Keeper] "This way!"-

-BOOM!-

-An exploding waste conduit kills a group of Peace Keepers.-

[D'Argo] "If only that would happen more often."

[Kip to Fixer] "See everyone but you love that scene."

[Fixer] "Oh shut up!"

Later...

-DRDs 007, Tri8, and 747 are working in the Starburst chamber-

-[DRD 007] "Hurry we need to get this fixed and get out of here so our Leviathan can Starburst!"

-[DRD 747] "Almost done here!"

-[DRD Tri8] "I'm finished!"-

-[DRD 747] "Done!"-

-[DRD 007] "Let's get out of here!"

-The three DRDs race toward the exit when the ship is hit again-

-BANG!-

-DRD Tri8 is already out when the doors begin to close-

-[DRD Tri8] "We've made it!... 007? 747?"-

-The explosion has knocked both DRDs away from the exit and has also damaged DRD 747-

-The Leviathan energizes for Starburst-

-[DRD 747] "I can't move! Leave without me!"-

-[DRD 007] "No! I getting you out of here!"

-DRD 007 starts pushing 747 toward the door, which is still closing-

[Cam] "It doesn't take that long for the doors to close."

**It's for effect, now be quiet**

-007 manages to get 747 out the door before it closes, but in doing so he is now trapped inside.-

-[DRD 747] "No! He didn't make it! He should have left me behind!"-

-The Leviathan Starbursts-

-[DRD Tri8] "Good bye...007"-

-The screen goes black and the words 'In memory of DRD Pike' appear.-

[John] "That was pretty good, even though I don't understand DRD."

[D'Argo] "I have to say it was...interesting."

[Pilot] "Thank you Moya, 1812, Blue, and the rest of you all for your gift. I really enjoyed it."

[DRDs] "You're welcome Pilot."

Your welcome Pilot

[John to D'Argo] "Know what, we should tell the others it's Pilot's birthday."

[D'Argo] "You're right, I'm sure they'd like to know as well."

[John] "It isn't too late to have a party."

[Pilot] "I still do not require one.

[John] "You deserve one Pilot. Come on D'Argo, let's go."

John and D'Argo start to leave, but John stops short of the door and yells back...

[John] "Oh, and 1812, we are going to have a little talk about my DVD collection later."

"Frell"

~FIN