The Gundam of OZ: A Musical

Hey everybody! This is my first fan fic ever! I really hope you like it! J

Warnings: As the story goes on the language will get slightly worse. (Thus the reason for the PG 13 rating.) There will be some Relena bashing and some 3x4 later on. Some Heero OOCness is also quite possible. Oh and this story will make a lot more sense to you and most likely be more enjoyable the more familiar you are with the wizard of oz. Especially with the tunes to the songs. ;) Now sit back relax and enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or The Wizard of Oz

Bold = emphasis

Italics = thoughts

* = the beginning and end of a song

Prologue

Heero sighed ruefully as he closed his beloved laptop. "Another mission early tomorrow." It seemed like Dr. J was hitting them with everything all of a sudden. After all, they had just gotten back to the safe house not even an hour ago. He leaned over slightly to massage his throbbing temples when the door shot open with such an earsplitting bang that without even thinking Heero reached for his gun.

"Hey ya Heero what cha…..PUT THAT THING DOWN WILL YA! Duo shrieked as his nose was pressed firmly into the tip of the gun.

"Hn" Heero grunted as he lowered his gun back into his desk drawer. "Baka, you should know better," he replied monotonously.

"Yeah yeah, 'Omae o korosu' and all that" Dou sighed as he made his way over to Heero's bed and plopped himself down on the not-so-comfy mattress. "What's got you so uptight anyway? I've burst in on you before and that's the first time you've ever shoved a gun in my face."

"We have another mission tomorrow...all of us"

"ARG! Don't we ever get a break?!" Duo threw his arms up dramatically and fell back onto the bed only to shoot back up again as his skull came in contact with the headboard.

Heero snorted.

"Sheesh Heero, even your bed is out to get me tonight!" Duo rubbed the back of his head furiously as he turned on the pillow that was now innocently lying just slightly to the right of where it should have been.

"And YOU," he said accusingly. "Even you and all your fluffy goodness has turned on me! What is the world coming to when a man can't count on his own pillow to break his fall?!"

"Duo," Heero responded bluntly, "That's not your pillow."

"So? It could be. You never know. Maybe I snuck into your room earlier and switched them." Duo said casually.

Heero rounded on him, his anger flaring at the thought of his privacy being invaded. "You better not have been poking around in my room."

"Chill Hee-man, I haven't been anywhere NEAR your room today. I was just trying to prove my point."

Point proving or not Duo was starting to get on his nerves. His headache had only increased with the mindless chatter of his ever-so-hyper friend. He began to rub his temples again without really thinking about it.

"You know what you need Heero?" Duo stood and looked at him thoughtfully. "A night of relaxation."

Heero cocked an eyebrow slightly, wondering if he could call anything that involved Duo relaxing.

"How about a movie? A good old American classic!" Duo grinned.

"Exactly what movie did you have in mind?" As soon as the words left his mouth Heero regretted them. Now that he had shown some mild interest he knew that there was no way Duo would let him get out of it.

"Well………"

Duo's grin became steadily wider as he got that look in his eyes which told Heero that this most likely would not be a movie he would ever willingly choose to see.

"I was thinking along the lines of a musical…"

Heero groaned inwardly. A musical? Weren't those the shows where people sang and danced sporadically for no apparent reason? It all seemed kind of random to him. Why sing something when saying it had the same effect? Ah well… He then decided that he should probably start listening to Duo again. He wanted to know just what torture he was about to be subjected to.

"…and well it was a very popular movie…..and……..I mean you have to see it. It's really good…"

Heero was growing impatient. "Duo, what is the movie already?" He with a little more edge than he had intended. Duo was actually looking a bit nervous now. Great, now it'll be even longer till he replies.

"Uhh….it'sTheWizardofOZwillyouwatchitwithme?" Duo looked up at him with a pleading puppy dog-eyed expression.

Heero thought for a second trying to recall if he'd ever heard the name before. But as far as he could figure he hadn't. Not that it mattered. He had to watch the movie now or Duo would never let him hear the end of it.

"Hn." Heero nodded slightly.

"Really Heero?" Duo asked incredulously. "You're gonna watch it with me?"

Suddenly an idea hit Heero. "On one condition."

Duo's smile faltered a bit. "And what would that be?"

"You get the others to watch it with us." Heero's mouth twitched slightly at how pale Duo's face went.

"You mean I…I have to convince Wu-man to do this too?" He looked pleadingly at the ceiling and muttered, "Somebody just kill me now!"

"That can be arranged." Heero added bluntly. Duo was up and running in a matter of moments.

"Oh NO nonononononooooo! That's okay I think I'll be able to manage!"

Heero sighed and flopped down onto his bed. Hmmm….this should buy me some time. How long till WuFei has Duo running for his life? 10…9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2…..

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I PROMISE IT'S A GOOD MOVIE WUFFERS!"

…1

"MAXWELL! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU, IT'S WUFEI!"

Heero shifted his weight a bit so his head rested on his pillow. It would be a while before Duo would be able to talk WuFei into a movie, let alone a musical. So he might as well take this time to get rid of his headache and prepare himself for what the rest of the night had in store.

Well, that's all for now folks! PLEASE REVIEW! * uses Duo's pleading puppy dog face * I really wanna know what you guys think…

Duo: HEY! You just stole my face!

Mayonaka: Uhhhh… * sweat drops* sry guys gotta run! * dashes out of the room with Duo hot on her tail* Rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvviiiieeeeeeeew!!!!

Duo: * from a distance* GIVE IT BACK!

Mayonaka: MUA HA HA HA!!! NEVER!!!!