Author's note: Please, check out my other story, Love in a Reflection. Yes, I promise I'm writing more on it a I write this as well. Actually, I spent all day today writing. I have no life.... hehe, enjoy this parody of my very own story! ____

Joy scribbles in her notebook, focused on what she's writing. A smirk comes upon her face as she lets out a little giggle. " yes my pretty's, yesssss"

"Ahem, umm, Mistress Joy?,"

" Yes Draco my darling?"

" The people are back, we should, you know, begin and all."

" Oh, hello readers! Sorry, I was busy writing there and stuff. Didn't mean to leave you alone in your own thoughts for so long!"

" Joy, if I may, what kind of scene are you writing?"

" Oh Harry, trust me, you'll find out soon." Joy replies, followed by devilish cartoon villain like laughter. Harry and Draco squirm under her wink, fidgeting with their collars.

" So any who, do either of you boys know where our little Amelia is?"

" I think I saw her in the hallway by the snack machine.", Harry replies, shrugging. Suddenly Amelia bursts into the room, her arms stuffed full with hunny buns. She dumps them out on the small table by our chairs before lifting up her shirt and pulling a bag of chips out of her waste band.

" Sorry I'm late, that damn machine was demanding money again. I fixed it though..." Amelia says, ignoring the screams of pain coming from out side as people step on broken glass. Amelia pops open her bag of ships, popping a couple in her mouth.

" So, continuing. How are things going Draco? Harry?", Joy asks.

" Same ol' same ol', you know. Hot kinky boy sex, eating edible under roos off Harry, running around nude." Draco calmly replies as Harry chokes, turning red. Draco quickly slaps him a couple of times on the back . After wards leaning over and kissing the nape of Harry's neck. Harry grins, eyes down cast as Draco nuzzles against Harry, opening a hunny bun package for him. Joy stifles a sigh as Draco begins finger feeding Harry little pieces.

" Aww, that's really cute!", Amelia interrupts, " Sigh, I wish people fed me food!"

Harry chuckles before licking Draco's finger tips off. Joy stares at the couple, chewing on her pen.

" Um, yes. Continuing", Joy stutters out, " So Harry and Draco, read any books lately. Have any news or anything you'd like to share?"

" Yeah, actually I just started reading a book. The Stones are Hatching , by Geraldine McCaughrean. I haven't gotten very far yet, been busy and all." Harry says, interrupted by sudden laughter from Draco. Harry elbows him softly before continuing, " But its pretty good so far. I think you'd like it Joy. Its an easy read though."

" Harry's is saying you're a simple reader, Mistress...." Draco kids around.

" Was not!"

" Hehe, I was just playing Harry. Well, I just got done with a book. Well, a comic, but it IS comic book , am I right? Any who, Creature Tech, by Doug TenNapel. Its was really good, and actually made me laugh at parts.", Draco states.

" Really? I'll have to check it out some time", Joy replies, looking up at her readers with a guilty face( i'm a dork) . " its ok Draco, I'm reading a comic too. Boy Office Poison, by Alex Robinson, I like it a lot. Its like a grown up real life comic."

" I'm reading Cold Mountain for my advanced English class.", Amelia states, smiling. " I like it, its pretty ok. I like how the lady in it is so childish at times. Like she just wears the least dirty dress she has and stuff."

" Sounds like you Amelia.", Joy jokes.

And the little session ends with laughter from all like some bad old movie. Joy goes back to writing, occasionally asking the boys to get into poses for inspiration! And Amelia draws beautiful illustrations, occasionally asking one of the boys to remove an article of clothing just to make sure.

( written with love by yours truly, Joy)