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Title of Story (not yet determined)
*Names have been changed to better reflect the character of the individuals in this story
It was a typical day in the life of Lady Felis Concolor, or so she thought...
It all started on one ordinary typical boring day
She woke got dressed to go to school and ate breakfast
"Later" she casually remarked to mother on the way out the door
"Bye sweetie have a great day"
Shut up evil tyrant she thought to herself She got into the passenger side of the car (poor Lady Felis Concolor does not have her driver's yet) and waited for her father
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Lady Felis Concolor thought about her life as she stared out the window at the trees whizzing by,
"Why so quiet?" her dad asked
They were on the Matthews Bridge now and she hadn't spoken a word (those who know Felis know she hardly ever shuts up so this was weird)
Getting no response from Felis her father resorted to turning on the radio
"... some gay tune..."
Turns off radio
" I can't wait till the next Lord of the Rings movie comes out, you want to go see it with me?" her dad asked (her father though not into the whole fantasy thing still enjoyed the lord of the rings movies)
"Sure" she replied ~Felis was a believer in omens but wasn't taking into consideration what her father was talking about... her mind was on something else
her mind was on that paper she didn't write
She had tried to write it, she even went to the library and researched the topic
but she had been distracted by
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"Bad ass mother G I Joe for your little minds to blow I still got beat up after class...don't give me that bull shit you know who I am I'm your little nightmare man
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Rather than kiss me you said you'd rather die
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Look who's tellin who what to do! Kiss my ass"
Thank you Ben... that was lovely
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Ok back to the story
I'm new at writing stories so mine probably sucks but if you found it amusing hell even if you didn't find it amusing write a review!
...her friend Looney who kept trying to get her to do this stupid thing online, something about raising virtual pets... Lady Felis wasn't interested but Looney wouldn't shut up so Lady Felis finally gave in and went to this "virtual pet website" it was gay just like she expected but anything is better than writing a paper right?!
Well she ended up wasting all her time at the library signing up for this "virtual pet" thing and that's how she ended up on the way to school with not one word written for her paper that was due 2nd period.
She finally got to school waved bye to her dad and went to the top of the stairwell where all of her friends hang out before school. Looney was there, so was Dixie, and Pyro and Monty Python and Angry monkey girl and some more non-significant others.
~Looney, Monty Python, Angry monkey girl, and Lady Felis ate lunch together every day and had gym together 4th period.~
~Pyro, Looney, Angry monkey girl, and Lady Felis all had history together 1st period with the evil tyrant Mr.McBig-and-Stupid~
Angry monkey girl thought Mr.McBig-and-Stupid was hot, but Lady Felis hated him, Pyro hated all teachers, and there was no telling what Looney thought...