Story #3 This 100 word story is a mega crossover, but does include Ranma 1/2

Challenge: #12, Anime/Manga Clichés.
 
Fandom's Last Stand.

The Sarge reviewed the team; this was it, the end, last battle....
Juubans; Bunny-girl harping they'll all be resurrected, the rest forming another daisy-chain.
Jurians; the Wimp was dead again, so the Demoness was frenching Princess.
Nerimas; Red, "I'm really a BOY!" joins in, still insisting they can't cook her pig afterward.
Gundams; off male bonding again, before "THE END."
Saiyans; confused, naive Monkey-boy swears there's 26 chapters to go.
Kami, it can't get any worst... KABOOM!

Their collective nemesis, Neo-Princess "Super Saiyan Scout Pilot" Mary Sue of Juri, Master of Anything Goes Art of Bad Self-Insertions had found them.
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Well, that's it, 100 words exact, not counting title. I know it is choppy, but since it is "The Sarge" mental review of his troops and not his spoken dialogue, I think it still works.
The stories I crossed over if you do not recognize all of them are; Sailor Moon, No Need for Tenchi (OVA/manga), Ranma 1/2, Gundam Wing W, and Dragon Ball Z.

I cheated a little and did Anime/Manga FANFICTION clichés and I think (IMHO) I managed to get in quite a few in only 100 words.

1) It's always the last desperate battle.
2) Puns on Usagi's name. (Usagi is Rabbit in Japanese)
3) Sailor Scouts are always reborn after dying in battle.
4) ALL Sailor Scouts are gay.
5) Tenchi is a wimp, and is always getting killed.
6) Ryouko and Ayeka are secretly in love, but hide it from Tenchi.
7) Ranma stuck as a girl and is always harping about her "Masculinity."
8) Ranma-chan (girl) is a lesbian.
9) Someone is always trying to cook Ryouga while he is a piglet. Also, Ryouga is a piglet whenever his battle skills are needed most.
10) All the pilots in Gundam Wing (W) are gay and preoccupied by sex.
11) Gundam Wing (fan fiction) characters are depressing defeatists who expect to die at any moment.
12) Goku knows absolutely nothing about sex, it just confuses him.

13) Calling Goku "monkey-boy" long after he lost his tail and the ability to transform into a giant ape.
14) All DBZ battles, in both the anime/manga and in fan fictions, must last a ridiculously long time, covering as many episodes or chapters as possible.
15) Kami, it is fan-girl Japanese.
16) As soon as someone says or thinks it cannot get any worst, it does.
17) The too perfect to be real Mary Sue appears, the master of everything.
18) Mary Sue is always connected somehow to every major character in the stories they invade.

19) All Mary Sues have ponderously long and ridiculously over hyped names.
20) All self-insertions fan fictions are bad.

Two more common clichés that this story as a whole falls into:

21) Bad Mega-Crossover fan fiction ideas, were believable plotlines and in-canon characters do not exist. (Of course you realize this crossover idea is bad on purpose!)
22) Bad fan fictions always have sex scenes, bonus points for Yaoi, Yuri or Slash.

I hope to add more of these stories in the future as I complete more of these challenges.