Our three heroes are walking around town wondering about their new mission.

Crazy Mongoose: Well, where do we even start looking for a diary?

Link: I don't know....

Kalyna: How about we spin Link around and where-ever he is facing when he stops spinning, that's the direction we'll take.

Crazy Mongoose: Sounds good to me ^^

Link: I don't like to be spun around though!!

Kalyna: Oh please Link do this for us, oh please please please *Puppy dog eyes*

Crazy Mongoose: *bigger puppy dog eyes*

Link: N-ne-neee-yeeees... Alright FINE. How do I let you guys talk me into this stuff anyways?

Kalyna: Simply and easily.

Crazy Mongoose: Okay, Kalyn! Start spinning him on the count of five... One... Two... FIVE!

Kalyna and Crazy: *spinning link*

Link: Woaaaaaaaaah!

When Link stopped spinning, he was looking straight at an Inn.

Crazy Mongoose: Mewsikil Inn... Cool! Let's go!

Link: ... ... I don't feel so good... *tries to follow Crazy Mongoose and Kalyna* Holy shirt... why is there four of you?

Kalyna: *pulls Link along*

Link: *can't walk in a straight line*

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Scene change... Mewsikil Inn

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Crazy Mongoose: *walks over to the front desk* Um, Excuse me, but you wouldn't have a-

Desk person: Welcome to Mewsikil Inn! How may I help you?

*Lights dim, spotlight shines on Desk person*

Desk person: *Sings* Mewsikil Inn! We'll do everything to make you comfortable! Mint on your pillow, fresh sheets and towels, from our staff expect a smile, Not a scowl! We've got vacancies so just aaaaask!

*lights return to normal*

Crazy Mongoose: uh... um... Kalyn? Is it just me or was that really weird?

Kalyna: Normally I would say it was you, but it WAS really weird.

Link: I'll go ask that bellhop over there...

Crazy: He looks evil to me.

Evil Looking Bellhop: You're right little lady! I'm evil. *Grin*

*lights dim, Spotlight shines on evil bellhop, song starts*

Crazy Mongoose, Kalyna, and Link: Ooooh nooo.......

Evil Bellhop: *sings* Bein' evil is my hobby, I light fires in the lobby,

*male bellhops start dancing behind him*

Evil Bellhop: *still singing* I'm not short, fat, tall, or thin; I just hate everythin'.

Bellhops: Shortstop! Stole shop! Line hop! bellhop!

Evil Bellhop: But everyone around me seems to love me, anyway. *pause* Bein evil is my pasttime, Just livin' in my crime, I don't wanna be a good-doer, I'll rob even the rats in the sewer.

Bellhops: Shortstop! Stole shop! Line hop! bellhop!

Evil Bellhop: But everyone around me seems to love me,Anyway.

*Song ends*

Crazy Mongoose, Kalyna and Link: *scared look on their faces*

Kalyna: It seems that we have walked into a musical.

Link: Musical=Mewsikil. We should have seen that coming.

Crazy Mongoose: I don't know about you, but I don't want to be here for the big finale!

Kalyna: I agree!

*Crazy Mongoose and Kalyna exit stage left*

Link: Good night you all! Thank you Thank you!

*Crazy Mongoose walks back in and drags Link out*

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Well, What do you think? It was pretty random, but no, they did not find any clues in the Inn.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? (I assure you that I am mentally sane.) Feedback welcome. Sorry that this wasn't that great of a chappy.