Seriously Wrong
(Haldir, Your typical woodland elf. A March warden, a loyal protector for his country, and of course a blonde. But what happens when something in Middle Earth goes wrong. Seriously wrong.)
Haldir walked through the woods with his brothers. Singing his favorite ancient song. Now today was no ordinary day, it was Haldir's birthday. Orophin, and Rumil, his brothers had planned a surprise party for him, and were taking him to it. "What a fine day it is. Don't you agree?" asked Haldir as he strode happily through the woods. "Yes it is brother" Orophin replied. "A little hot" said Rumil fanning himself with his hand. Soon they were near the party site. Suddenly many elves sprang out from behind trees, and bushes, yelling "SURPRISE", and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Haldir was shocked that the party was for him. "Did you two plan this for me?" asked Haldir to his brothers. "Yes. We thought that your 4,999th birthday was a special one." "Shh! Don't say that out loud! People will think I'm old!" whispered Haldir. All of a sudden a thing dressed in black swung from a tree branch, and grabbed Haldir. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!" cackled the evil menace stuffing Haldir in a sack, and running away" "SURPRISE!!!!" Yelled Celeborn jumping out from behind a tree. "You're a little late" said Orophin.
"Where are you taking me?!" yelled the helpless Haldir. The tall black figure rose its head. "Mordorrrrr" it hissed. "You're a nazgul!" yelped Haldir. "yessssss. My massssster isss taking hisssssss revenge on you." Said the nazgul. "But I didn't even get to eat my cake!" yelled the outraged Haldir.
The two make it to Mordor, and Haldir is brought before that flaming eye that is Sauron. "CELEBORN!!! YOU HELPED THE FELLOWSHIP PROTECT MY RING!!!" boomed the eye angrily. "I am not Celeborn!" squeaked Haldir. "DO NOT TRY TO FOOL ME!!! MY EYE DOES NOT LIE!!!" yelled Sauron. "Don't hurt me!" cried Haldir crumbling to the floor. "YOU SHALL PAY!!!!" yelled Sauron, and a blinding light flashed. Haldir had been knocked unconscious.
Haldir woke up in a field near Lothlorien. His clothes no longer had fit him. He stood up, and looked around. "Wow the trees seem to be much taller" said Haldir. Haldir examined himself, and realized.."I'M A HOBBIT!!!!!" Haldir screamed, and started running around in his baggy clothes. He slowly reached for the top of his head, and realized that his blonde straight hair was now short, and curly. "NOOOOOOO!!!!!" He yelled falling to the ground. "How can I go on!" cried Haldir miserably. "This is Seriously Wrong!" He yelled kicking a tree in frustration, which only caused a hurt furry blonde foot. "OWWWW!!!!! CRAP!!!!" screamed Haldir jumping up, and down holding his foot. "The end is near!" yelled Haldir.
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(What do you think? Should I keep going? Please review!)
(Haldir, Your typical woodland elf. A March warden, a loyal protector for his country, and of course a blonde. But what happens when something in Middle Earth goes wrong. Seriously wrong.)
Haldir walked through the woods with his brothers. Singing his favorite ancient song. Now today was no ordinary day, it was Haldir's birthday. Orophin, and Rumil, his brothers had planned a surprise party for him, and were taking him to it. "What a fine day it is. Don't you agree?" asked Haldir as he strode happily through the woods. "Yes it is brother" Orophin replied. "A little hot" said Rumil fanning himself with his hand. Soon they were near the party site. Suddenly many elves sprang out from behind trees, and bushes, yelling "SURPRISE", and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Haldir was shocked that the party was for him. "Did you two plan this for me?" asked Haldir to his brothers. "Yes. We thought that your 4,999th birthday was a special one." "Shh! Don't say that out loud! People will think I'm old!" whispered Haldir. All of a sudden a thing dressed in black swung from a tree branch, and grabbed Haldir. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!" cackled the evil menace stuffing Haldir in a sack, and running away" "SURPRISE!!!!" Yelled Celeborn jumping out from behind a tree. "You're a little late" said Orophin.
"Where are you taking me?!" yelled the helpless Haldir. The tall black figure rose its head. "Mordorrrrr" it hissed. "You're a nazgul!" yelped Haldir. "yessssss. My massssster isss taking hisssssss revenge on you." Said the nazgul. "But I didn't even get to eat my cake!" yelled the outraged Haldir.
The two make it to Mordor, and Haldir is brought before that flaming eye that is Sauron. "CELEBORN!!! YOU HELPED THE FELLOWSHIP PROTECT MY RING!!!" boomed the eye angrily. "I am not Celeborn!" squeaked Haldir. "DO NOT TRY TO FOOL ME!!! MY EYE DOES NOT LIE!!!" yelled Sauron. "Don't hurt me!" cried Haldir crumbling to the floor. "YOU SHALL PAY!!!!" yelled Sauron, and a blinding light flashed. Haldir had been knocked unconscious.
Haldir woke up in a field near Lothlorien. His clothes no longer had fit him. He stood up, and looked around. "Wow the trees seem to be much taller" said Haldir. Haldir examined himself, and realized.."I'M A HOBBIT!!!!!" Haldir screamed, and started running around in his baggy clothes. He slowly reached for the top of his head, and realized that his blonde straight hair was now short, and curly. "NOOOOOOO!!!!!" He yelled falling to the ground. "How can I go on!" cried Haldir miserably. "This is Seriously Wrong!" He yelled kicking a tree in frustration, which only caused a hurt furry blonde foot. "OWWWW!!!!! CRAP!!!!" screamed Haldir jumping up, and down holding his foot. "The end is near!" yelled Haldir.
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(What do you think? Should I keep going? Please review!)