Of Mushrooms
The sun was setting, and the sky was turning gray. Haldir decided to sulk back home grumbling. "Stupid ring..mumble mumble..stupid fellowship..No cake. Wait! I should've been in the fellowship!" yelled Haldir angrily. "That's it! I'm going to follow them after I get home!" He said to himself. When he got there he made sure not to breathe too loudly, or he would be shot in the dark. Haldir climbed up to his cozy flet, and started to pack food, and some of his clothing from when he was young. "That should do it" said Haldir closing his pack. "Time to set off" He climbed down his tree, and climbed on a horse named Newybro, and galloped off into the night on the trail of the fellowship.
***Meanwhile*** Orophin, and Rumil are still standing where they were from the party. "Um Rumil?" "Yeah" "Do you think we should um you know do something about our brother being kidnapped?" asked Orophin. "Nah, we have cake" said Rumil diving into Haldir's untouched cake."Yeah!" said Orophin stuffing his face with chocolate cake.
***Back to Haldir*** "Ah ha!" said Haldir picking up Boromir's dead body "They've been here before, and they forgot to dispose of this." Haldir pauses for a moment. "Ya know I've always wanted to push someone off of a waterfall" said Haldir grinning evily at Boromir. Haldir runs to the river, and throws Boromir off of the waterfall. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" laughed Haldir. "Wait! What is that smell?" Haldir said sniffing the air. "I have a sudden crave for a lembas, and mushroom sandwich, or maybe just the mushrooms" Haldir ran to the river bank, and found a patch of mushrooms. He grabbed them, and stuffed them in his mouth. "Yes the tasty goodness!" said Haldir wiping dirt from his mouth. "and now for a bath" he said throwing off his clothes, and diving into a calm part of the river. "Ew! I need a shave" he said as he grabbed a razor, and started to shave his feet. "Hobbits must be the most disgusting creatures ever!" Haldir yelled. Suddenly the evil A/67 Haldir's stalker confiscated his clothes. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA-*hack, cough*A HA HA HA!!!!" she laughed, and ran away perhaps never to be seen again. "crap" said Haldir in shock. "I thought I got rid of her" He got out, and found that she had left one outfit, and a note that said the following...
Dear Haldir, I have taken your clothing hostage. If you want to see it again you must marry me, and be mine forever, and ever BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Foreverly your lover, A/67
Haldir put the note down, and looked up to see an apple in a tree. He jumped up, but was too short. "WHY A HOBBIT SAURON!!!!! WHY!!!!!" he screamed, and fell to his knees. "Valar help me!" Haldir cried.
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The sun was setting, and the sky was turning gray. Haldir decided to sulk back home grumbling. "Stupid ring..mumble mumble..stupid fellowship..No cake. Wait! I should've been in the fellowship!" yelled Haldir angrily. "That's it! I'm going to follow them after I get home!" He said to himself. When he got there he made sure not to breathe too loudly, or he would be shot in the dark. Haldir climbed up to his cozy flet, and started to pack food, and some of his clothing from when he was young. "That should do it" said Haldir closing his pack. "Time to set off" He climbed down his tree, and climbed on a horse named Newybro, and galloped off into the night on the trail of the fellowship.
***Meanwhile*** Orophin, and Rumil are still standing where they were from the party. "Um Rumil?" "Yeah" "Do you think we should um you know do something about our brother being kidnapped?" asked Orophin. "Nah, we have cake" said Rumil diving into Haldir's untouched cake."Yeah!" said Orophin stuffing his face with chocolate cake.
***Back to Haldir*** "Ah ha!" said Haldir picking up Boromir's dead body "They've been here before, and they forgot to dispose of this." Haldir pauses for a moment. "Ya know I've always wanted to push someone off of a waterfall" said Haldir grinning evily at Boromir. Haldir runs to the river, and throws Boromir off of the waterfall. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" laughed Haldir. "Wait! What is that smell?" Haldir said sniffing the air. "I have a sudden crave for a lembas, and mushroom sandwich, or maybe just the mushrooms" Haldir ran to the river bank, and found a patch of mushrooms. He grabbed them, and stuffed them in his mouth. "Yes the tasty goodness!" said Haldir wiping dirt from his mouth. "and now for a bath" he said throwing off his clothes, and diving into a calm part of the river. "Ew! I need a shave" he said as he grabbed a razor, and started to shave his feet. "Hobbits must be the most disgusting creatures ever!" Haldir yelled. Suddenly the evil A/67 Haldir's stalker confiscated his clothes. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA-*hack, cough*A HA HA HA!!!!" she laughed, and ran away perhaps never to be seen again. "crap" said Haldir in shock. "I thought I got rid of her" He got out, and found that she had left one outfit, and a note that said the following...
Dear Haldir, I have taken your clothing hostage. If you want to see it again you must marry me, and be mine forever, and ever BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Foreverly your lover, A/67
Haldir put the note down, and looked up to see an apple in a tree. He jumped up, but was too short. "WHY A HOBBIT SAURON!!!!! WHY!!!!!" he screamed, and fell to his knees. "Valar help me!" Haldir cried.
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