*****The Partner*****

Haldir woke up from a moss bed that he had cried himself to sleep earlier that night. He decided to get an early start, and would make for Rohan. "Hmmmm..What to eat for breakfast? Lembas, or lembas?" said Haldir pulling lembas out of his pack, and taking a bite. "Wow! I'm stuffed." He said patting his stomach. The elf climbed onto his horse, and galloped toward Rohan. When he arrived at Edoras four of the nine companions were sitting out side the hall of King Theoden. "What's taking them so long!" shouted Gimli. "Typical humans. So slow at everything" Legolas grumbled twirling a bit of his hair. "Hey! I'm not slow!" yelled Aragorn. "It's not my fault that you're an inferior being" taunted Legolas. "Who are you calling inferior!?" Aragorn screamed. "That's it I'm out of here" said Legolas walking down the steps. "Pssst!" whispered Haldir beckoning to Legolas. Legolas walked over to him curiously. "I didn't know there were Hobbits in Rohan" said Legolas. "It's me Haldir!" squeaked the hobbit-like-whatever thing he currently is. "Do not try to joke master hobbit. I am on a serious mission" laughed Legolas. "No! Let me explain!" said Haldir quickly. "I was at my birthday party, and all of a sudden a nazgul grabbed me, and took me to Mordor mistaking me for Celeborn. Sauron thought that I was he, and turned me into a hobbit." "Right" said Legolas beginning to think that the short furry thing was insane. "I'm not joking!" yelled Haldir. "Well what do you want me for?" asked Legolas. "Do you hate the rest of the fellowship?" Haldir asked grinning evily. "Yes! They are all a pain in the butt." Said Legolas. "Do you want to take revenge?" Haldir asked. His smile broadening. "Well. Yes I do." Legolas decided. "Then you must join me Legolas, and together we will destroy the sith!" said Haldir. "The what?" asked Legolas. "oops sorry I got a little carried away there. And together we will make their lives a nightmare! Laughed Haldir evilly. "I will join you!" Legolas put his hand out, and Haldir put his hand over Legolas'. "ELVES RULE!" They yelled. "So what's the plan" Legolas questioned. "Um. Well first we should take revenge on Elrond for forming the fellowship." Haldir said. "Yeah! It's all his fault!" shouted Legolas. They both climbed onto their horses, and made for Rivendell. Haldir had a plan to take the ultimate revenge on the one who didn't invite him into the fellowship. As for Legolas, He is such a follower. Legolas really has no reason to be mad at Elrond. Legolas thinks back to when the fellowship was all together.

***Flashback***

"I'll get the firewood!" yelled Aragorn running into the woods. "I'll cook the food!" shouted Sam filling his pans with water. "We'll find the food!" Merry, and Pippin screamed. "I'll keep the ring safe!" yelled Frodo putting the ring in his pocket. Legolas was about to get up when Boromir puts his hand on Legolas' shoulder. "You don't have to do anything. All of the jobs are being taken care of" Boromir said running off.

***End of Flashback***

"Lousy...grumble grumble...Boromir...stupid" Legolas grumbled angrily. "To think that he had a right to touch my shouder! Ha! He thought wrong!" yelled Legolas. "Ok Legolas. I think maybe we should stop, and take a break. The heat is giving you mood swings" Haldir said climbing off of his horse, and stepping on a thorn. "CRAP!!! OWWWW!!!!!" Screamed Haldir jumping up, and down. "You have to pull it out!" Legolas yelled. "Ouch!" sniffled Haldir pulling the thorn out of his furry foot. "I will be getting some shoes. Stupid hobbits, and their weird habits" said Haldir sitting down under a tree.

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