***The Fun Begins***
Haldir, and Legolas traveled the long distance back to Rivendell. "We'll need disguises" said Haldir as they were approaching Imladris. "I have a few black outfits in my pack" said Legolas. "They won't fit me remember!" Haldir said angrily. He had become much more irritable since Legolas couldn't recognize him in Rohan. "We could put leaves on you" suggested Legolas. "No. I have an idea." Said Haldir pulling a whoopee cushion out of his pocket. "We don't need disguises after all. All we need is to put this on Elrond's chair, and not get seen" explained Haldir. "You may take the first fire" said Legolas gesturing to the dining hall. Haldir crept into the hall, and placed the blown up woopie cushion on Elrond's chair. Later that evening all of the guests were about to sit down. "Let the feast begin!" said Elrond sitting down. As soon as he touched the chair the woopie cushion exploded, and the noise echoed off of the walls. Elrond's face turned beet red. He picked up the cushion, and threw it on the ground angrily. "Elladan!!!! Elrohir!!!!" He screamed. The almost identical twins stood up curiously. "Which one of you did this!" Elrond roared. "I wouldn't do that. That's childish" said Elladan. "Ditto" chimed in Elrohir. "Argh!" Elrond grunted, sitting back down. Back outside Legolas, and Haldir were sore with laughter. "That was brilliant!" cheered Legolas. "I have another plan for tomorrow" Haldir said grinning evily, and rubbing his hands together.
***The Next Day***
Haldir, and Legolas woke up very early in the bush that they fell asleep on. "Ok time for part two of my scheme" said Haldir. "What's for part two?" asked Legolas. "Purple dye plus laundry room equals purple clothing" Haldir said holding up a bottle of purple dye. The two crept into the laundry room, and poured the dye into the giant washing tub. Hours later a scream was uttered, and heard throughout Imladris. "All of my clothes are purple!" cried Elrond. "Aw it can't be that bad my lord" comforted Glorfindel. "Purple is not a male elf's color! Male elves do not wear purple!" screamed Elrond about to throw a tantrum. "Um yeah..not an elf's color" said Glorfindel trying to hide the purple robes he was wearing. Outside the door, Haldir, and Legolas were laughing evily. "He's so miserable!" laughed Legolas. "While we're here let's play a little trick on Arwen" said Legolas. "Good idea!" Haldir exclaimed holding up a pair of scissors. "She usually naps around this time, now's our chance." Whispered Haldir, creeping into the room. Arwen was asleep back up, and was drooling on her pillow. Haldir, and Legolas snipped at her brown hair until it was short on one side, and medium length on the other. The two snuck out of her room, and took cover just outside her window. When she awoke, she screamed in terror that her hair was ruined. Elrond ran into the room all in purple to see Arwen sobbing. "Who ever is behind this! What is wrong with you people!!!!???" Elrond screamed. The hobbit, and elf left Imladris, and decided to find another victim. "Who should we get now?" asked Legolas. Haldir smiled his evil smile "Aragorn" and with that he threw his head back "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *choke, hack* A HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
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Haldir, and Legolas traveled the long distance back to Rivendell. "We'll need disguises" said Haldir as they were approaching Imladris. "I have a few black outfits in my pack" said Legolas. "They won't fit me remember!" Haldir said angrily. He had become much more irritable since Legolas couldn't recognize him in Rohan. "We could put leaves on you" suggested Legolas. "No. I have an idea." Said Haldir pulling a whoopee cushion out of his pocket. "We don't need disguises after all. All we need is to put this on Elrond's chair, and not get seen" explained Haldir. "You may take the first fire" said Legolas gesturing to the dining hall. Haldir crept into the hall, and placed the blown up woopie cushion on Elrond's chair. Later that evening all of the guests were about to sit down. "Let the feast begin!" said Elrond sitting down. As soon as he touched the chair the woopie cushion exploded, and the noise echoed off of the walls. Elrond's face turned beet red. He picked up the cushion, and threw it on the ground angrily. "Elladan!!!! Elrohir!!!!" He screamed. The almost identical twins stood up curiously. "Which one of you did this!" Elrond roared. "I wouldn't do that. That's childish" said Elladan. "Ditto" chimed in Elrohir. "Argh!" Elrond grunted, sitting back down. Back outside Legolas, and Haldir were sore with laughter. "That was brilliant!" cheered Legolas. "I have another plan for tomorrow" Haldir said grinning evily, and rubbing his hands together.
***The Next Day***
Haldir, and Legolas woke up very early in the bush that they fell asleep on. "Ok time for part two of my scheme" said Haldir. "What's for part two?" asked Legolas. "Purple dye plus laundry room equals purple clothing" Haldir said holding up a bottle of purple dye. The two crept into the laundry room, and poured the dye into the giant washing tub. Hours later a scream was uttered, and heard throughout Imladris. "All of my clothes are purple!" cried Elrond. "Aw it can't be that bad my lord" comforted Glorfindel. "Purple is not a male elf's color! Male elves do not wear purple!" screamed Elrond about to throw a tantrum. "Um yeah..not an elf's color" said Glorfindel trying to hide the purple robes he was wearing. Outside the door, Haldir, and Legolas were laughing evily. "He's so miserable!" laughed Legolas. "While we're here let's play a little trick on Arwen" said Legolas. "Good idea!" Haldir exclaimed holding up a pair of scissors. "She usually naps around this time, now's our chance." Whispered Haldir, creeping into the room. Arwen was asleep back up, and was drooling on her pillow. Haldir, and Legolas snipped at her brown hair until it was short on one side, and medium length on the other. The two snuck out of her room, and took cover just outside her window. When she awoke, she screamed in terror that her hair was ruined. Elrond ran into the room all in purple to see Arwen sobbing. "Who ever is behind this! What is wrong with you people!!!!???" Elrond screamed. The hobbit, and elf left Imladris, and decided to find another victim. "Who should we get now?" asked Legolas. Haldir smiled his evil smile "Aragorn" and with that he threw his head back "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *choke, hack* A HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
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