*****Hobbit plus Human equals um something*****
Haldir, and Legolas left Helms Deep to go, and find Frodo. "Do you have any new plans for our revenge on Frodo?" asked Legolas. "Yes a very good, and devious plan" said Haldir. "I can't wait to take revenge on that pale little brat-" said Legolas cut off because a nazgul had swooped down, and grabbed him. "Try to escape!" yelled Haldir. "Ssssssit ssssssstill" the nazgul hissed at Legolas. Haldir tried to run after them but the wraith's fell beast was too fast. He watched them until they were out of sight. "Crap. Now I have no partner in crime" said Haldir sulking in the direction of Mordor. It took him almost a month to get to the black gates. "I've got to sneak in, and save Legolas" said Haldir hiding behind a rock.
***Meanwhile***
Legolas was taken to Mordor, and thrown before the great eye "THRANDUIL! YOU HAVE BEEN HELPING CELEBORN!" said the eye. "I'm not Thranduil!" squeaked Legolas. "DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME! YOU SHALL PAY FOR HELPING CELEBORN!" the eye boomed. "nooooo!!!!" screamed Legolas, and all went black. He had fallen unconscious. When he woke up he found that he was not a hobbit, but a human!
(A/n as a band plays DA DA DAAAAAAA)
*** Haldir had finally snuck in through the black gates to retrieve his lost elfin friend. "Wow I didn't know I could run that fast" said Haldir huffing, and puffing because he had just run away from a bunch of orcs. "I have to go through this, and I didn't even get to enjoy my cake" Haldir thought. "Why did Sauron have to make his stupid tower so far away" said Haldir sarcastically.
*** Legolas had turned into a human that looked almost exactly like Aragorn. "Why me! Haldir has cursed me!" he screamed banging his head against the wall of Barad dur. "Hey easy on the tower!" Sauron yelled. "My beautiful blonde hair is now brown, and greasy!" Legolas cried falling to his knees. "The end is near" he shouted, and curled into a ball sucking his thumb.
*** Haldir had decided to take a rest, and to find Legolas in the morning. He sat down in a bed of moss where a week later two hobbits would lie, and have herbs and stewed rabbit. "I hate rocks" Haldir decided as he pulled sharp rocks out of his swollen feet. "I really need to get some shoes" he thought pulling a large rock from between his toes. "That Frodo is going to get more than I thought I was going to give him" Haldir said grinning evilly. He threw his hobbity head back, and cackled "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!"
Haldir, and Legolas left Helms Deep to go, and find Frodo. "Do you have any new plans for our revenge on Frodo?" asked Legolas. "Yes a very good, and devious plan" said Haldir. "I can't wait to take revenge on that pale little brat-" said Legolas cut off because a nazgul had swooped down, and grabbed him. "Try to escape!" yelled Haldir. "Ssssssit ssssssstill" the nazgul hissed at Legolas. Haldir tried to run after them but the wraith's fell beast was too fast. He watched them until they were out of sight. "Crap. Now I have no partner in crime" said Haldir sulking in the direction of Mordor. It took him almost a month to get to the black gates. "I've got to sneak in, and save Legolas" said Haldir hiding behind a rock.
***Meanwhile***
Legolas was taken to Mordor, and thrown before the great eye "THRANDUIL! YOU HAVE BEEN HELPING CELEBORN!" said the eye. "I'm not Thranduil!" squeaked Legolas. "DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME! YOU SHALL PAY FOR HELPING CELEBORN!" the eye boomed. "nooooo!!!!" screamed Legolas, and all went black. He had fallen unconscious. When he woke up he found that he was not a hobbit, but a human!
(A/n as a band plays DA DA DAAAAAAA)
*** Haldir had finally snuck in through the black gates to retrieve his lost elfin friend. "Wow I didn't know I could run that fast" said Haldir huffing, and puffing because he had just run away from a bunch of orcs. "I have to go through this, and I didn't even get to enjoy my cake" Haldir thought. "Why did Sauron have to make his stupid tower so far away" said Haldir sarcastically.
*** Legolas had turned into a human that looked almost exactly like Aragorn. "Why me! Haldir has cursed me!" he screamed banging his head against the wall of Barad dur. "Hey easy on the tower!" Sauron yelled. "My beautiful blonde hair is now brown, and greasy!" Legolas cried falling to his knees. "The end is near" he shouted, and curled into a ball sucking his thumb.
*** Haldir had decided to take a rest, and to find Legolas in the morning. He sat down in a bed of moss where a week later two hobbits would lie, and have herbs and stewed rabbit. "I hate rocks" Haldir decided as he pulled sharp rocks out of his swollen feet. "I really need to get some shoes" he thought pulling a large rock from between his toes. "That Frodo is going to get more than I thought I was going to give him" Haldir said grinning evilly. He threw his hobbity head back, and cackled "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!"