*****Saving Leggy*****
Haldir awoke early, and snuck into Barad Dur. He was determined to find Legolas. "gotta find him! Gotta find him!" He ran around to the back of the tower, and found his friend slumped over on a patch of grass. "Don't look at me Haldir! Don't look at me!" cried Legolas, and turned away. "What's wrong?" said Haldir. "Don't look at my shame!" "It can't be any worse than being a hobbit said Haldir. "Oh but it is!" Legolas turns around to show his human face. "OH MY GOD!!!" Haldir screamed before vomiting all over Legolas. "I know!" said Legolas as he started crying. "Don't worry Legolas. We'll have our revenge yet!" Haldir said getting up. "WE RIDE!" Legolas got up and looked around. "But there are no horses" "Oh yeah I forgot" said Haldir "Well then.we run!" yelled Haldir and he started running in the direction of the Dead Marshes.
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The two arrived at the marshes to find Frodo and Sam right where they had planned to take revenge. "quietly now" said Haldir tiptoeing from one stinking pile of filth to another. "its so icky" Legolas cringed pulling his foot out of a mud puddle. "Ok here's the plan. Using mainly piles of filth we pummel the two brats with filth, and um...make them miserable!" finished Haldir seeming proud of his highly original plan. "That's great! Totally genious!" said Legolas grabbing a bunch of filth. "Ok on three. One.Two.Three!!!" yelled Haldir and both started chucking filth at the hobbits. "Gah Mr. Frodo! What the heck is going on?!?!" Sam coughed as filth rained down on them. "I Don't know Sam!" Soon they were covered in filth, and very disgruntled little hobbits. "That was so funny!" Haldir snorted. "I know they're so mad!" laughed Legolas. "I have one more trick up my sleeve, but we'll have to wait until nightfall.
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Later that night the hobbit and human crept out of their hiding spots and over to Frodo, and Sam's camp. "Ok now take this" whispered Haldir tossing toilet paper rolls at Legolas.
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The hobbits woke up early that morning completely covered in toilet paper. "Wah?" said Sam looking confused. "SOMEONE TP'D US!!!" yelled Frodo ripping out of the toilet paper cocoon he was covered in. "That was so brilliant!" sniggered Legolas. "What can I say. I just have the talent" said Haldir trying to act modest. "Plan make Frodo miserable is complete" "So who are we getting now?" asked Legolas. Haldir grinned his classic evil grin "Gimli" Then once again he threw his head back, and laughed "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
(sorry this took so long, I've been really busy. Please review!)
Haldir awoke early, and snuck into Barad Dur. He was determined to find Legolas. "gotta find him! Gotta find him!" He ran around to the back of the tower, and found his friend slumped over on a patch of grass. "Don't look at me Haldir! Don't look at me!" cried Legolas, and turned away. "What's wrong?" said Haldir. "Don't look at my shame!" "It can't be any worse than being a hobbit said Haldir. "Oh but it is!" Legolas turns around to show his human face. "OH MY GOD!!!" Haldir screamed before vomiting all over Legolas. "I know!" said Legolas as he started crying. "Don't worry Legolas. We'll have our revenge yet!" Haldir said getting up. "WE RIDE!" Legolas got up and looked around. "But there are no horses" "Oh yeah I forgot" said Haldir "Well then.we run!" yelled Haldir and he started running in the direction of the Dead Marshes.
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The two arrived at the marshes to find Frodo and Sam right where they had planned to take revenge. "quietly now" said Haldir tiptoeing from one stinking pile of filth to another. "its so icky" Legolas cringed pulling his foot out of a mud puddle. "Ok here's the plan. Using mainly piles of filth we pummel the two brats with filth, and um...make them miserable!" finished Haldir seeming proud of his highly original plan. "That's great! Totally genious!" said Legolas grabbing a bunch of filth. "Ok on three. One.Two.Three!!!" yelled Haldir and both started chucking filth at the hobbits. "Gah Mr. Frodo! What the heck is going on?!?!" Sam coughed as filth rained down on them. "I Don't know Sam!" Soon they were covered in filth, and very disgruntled little hobbits. "That was so funny!" Haldir snorted. "I know they're so mad!" laughed Legolas. "I have one more trick up my sleeve, but we'll have to wait until nightfall.
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Later that night the hobbit and human crept out of their hiding spots and over to Frodo, and Sam's camp. "Ok now take this" whispered Haldir tossing toilet paper rolls at Legolas.
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The hobbits woke up early that morning completely covered in toilet paper. "Wah?" said Sam looking confused. "SOMEONE TP'D US!!!" yelled Frodo ripping out of the toilet paper cocoon he was covered in. "That was so brilliant!" sniggered Legolas. "What can I say. I just have the talent" said Haldir trying to act modest. "Plan make Frodo miserable is complete" "So who are we getting now?" asked Legolas. Haldir grinned his classic evil grin "Gimli" Then once again he threw his head back, and laughed "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
(sorry this took so long, I've been really busy. Please review!)