Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z. I only did this for fun and I'm
really not making any money off this. So you can't sue me, and if you did
you wouldn't get anything because I'm poor.
Hey people! This is one of my new fics. It's my second humor one and I think this one's better than the last and probably longer. It's really funny and worth reading.
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Survival of the Stupidest - Chapter 1: The Insanity Starts Here
"Wow, it's snowing like crazy out there" Goten said as he was looking out the window at the giant snow blizzard. "Ya, and we're all trapped in" Trunks added. "Thanks a lot woman. We just came here to visit and now we're trapped" Vegeta said to his wife Bulma. "It's not my fault it snowed. Just forget about it. What ever we do won't change anything" Vegeta got an idea. "Hey Kakarot, come outside for a second, I have to talk to you" "OK Vegeta" Goku quickly replied.
They both walked out and Vegeta flew in the air. The snow hit very hard on them, and the wind blew increasing the impact of the cold snow on their face. Despite that Vegeta shot ki blast after ki blast at Goku. "Hey what are you doing? I thought you wanted to talk" Goku was trying to dodge all the blasts, and was pretty good at it. "I'm going to keep firing at you until you fire back at me!" Vegeta ordered. Goku quickly gave in and shot out a Kamehameha. Vegeta moved to the side and let the blast go up into the sky. They both stood there silent looking up at where the blast went. Vegeta turned around and seemed disappointed. "OK then, I guess nothing we do can change the weather." They both ran inside, freezing.
Goku's stomach immediately grumbled. "Man am I hungry. Chi-Chi, is dinner ready yet?" "It's almost done, just wait a minute" Chi-Chi replied. Before Chi-Chi was making dinner, she was mopping up the place and the floor was still wet. Goten & Trunks were running around chasing each other. "Ha ha you can't catch me" Goten teased. "Bet you I can" Trunks & Goten both sped up and made it onto the kitchen floor. Their feet contacted onto the wet floor and slid them across the kitchen. "Ah look out" they both said in unison. They both hit all of the food that was just prepared.
The food flew across the room. Goku jumped in for a rescue leap but just landed on Vegeta knocking him over. "Damn it you stupid Kakarot. I see how it is. You want payback for outside" Vegeta powered up a ki blast. "No I don't" Goku said. Vegeta stopped powering up. The food by now was on the ground. "Don't worry. We can just wash it off" 18 said. Trunks & Goten were still sliding across the kitchen floor and finally got balance and stepped over all of the food, crushing what they had. "Oops" They both said, knowing what was going to happen next.
Goku & Vegeta both got up and had an evil look in their eye but remained calm, or so it seemed. "Don't worry we won't hurt you" Goku said seriously still not keeping his eyes off them both. Goku & Vegeta both took off their belts off their GI suits. "Run!" Gohan yelled. Vegeta & Goku chased after Goten & Trunks through the living room. "Oh you're going to get it boy. You're ass is mine" Vegeta said to his son. They were now running into the kitchen again. This time they all lost control and fell. Coincidentally Goku landed right on Goten & Vegeta landed right on Trunks.
"I'll teach you to mess with my food!" Goku said. "This is too easy." Vegeta said. They still had their GI belts in their hands and wrapped it around their son's necks and pulled back. Goten & Trunks started to choke but weren't seriously injured. Bulma & Chi-Chi ran to their husbands and tried to pull them off. "That's it Goku, you're sleeping on the sofa tonight" Chi-Chi said. "So what, the sofa is better than you!" Goku said still strangling Goten. "Well Goku you kind of broke the sofa when you tried to save the food" Krillin said. "Damn. Fine" Goku said and let go. Goten held his throat gasping for air. "Thanks for ruining my fun" Goku said.
"The same goes for you Vegeta" Bulma said. Vegeta let go. "Damn it women, you know I can't survive on the sofa. I got that fucking back problem" Vegeta got up and started to search for food in the cabinets along with Goku. "Hey we still have some food. Chi-Chi, make some for us" Goku said. "Ya women. Make the damn food now" Vegeta ordered. "No way! If you want food, then make it your self" Chi-Chi yelled back. "You men are lazy slobs" Bulma said back. "Let's make this interesting. Why don't we go at an all out war? Anything goes. It'll be men vs. women. Which ever side loses, has to make dinner for the other team." Goku said. "This means war assholes" Chi-Chi & Bulma said.
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The poor food *sob* it didn't even get a funeral. It's just that *crying uncontrollably* Anyway now what did you think. I would really like it if you reviewed this. I hope you liked it! The next chapter is when things get stupid if that's even possible, so get ready.
Hey people! This is one of my new fics. It's my second humor one and I think this one's better than the last and probably longer. It's really funny and worth reading.
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Survival of the Stupidest - Chapter 1: The Insanity Starts Here
"Wow, it's snowing like crazy out there" Goten said as he was looking out the window at the giant snow blizzard. "Ya, and we're all trapped in" Trunks added. "Thanks a lot woman. We just came here to visit and now we're trapped" Vegeta said to his wife Bulma. "It's not my fault it snowed. Just forget about it. What ever we do won't change anything" Vegeta got an idea. "Hey Kakarot, come outside for a second, I have to talk to you" "OK Vegeta" Goku quickly replied.
They both walked out and Vegeta flew in the air. The snow hit very hard on them, and the wind blew increasing the impact of the cold snow on their face. Despite that Vegeta shot ki blast after ki blast at Goku. "Hey what are you doing? I thought you wanted to talk" Goku was trying to dodge all the blasts, and was pretty good at it. "I'm going to keep firing at you until you fire back at me!" Vegeta ordered. Goku quickly gave in and shot out a Kamehameha. Vegeta moved to the side and let the blast go up into the sky. They both stood there silent looking up at where the blast went. Vegeta turned around and seemed disappointed. "OK then, I guess nothing we do can change the weather." They both ran inside, freezing.
Goku's stomach immediately grumbled. "Man am I hungry. Chi-Chi, is dinner ready yet?" "It's almost done, just wait a minute" Chi-Chi replied. Before Chi-Chi was making dinner, she was mopping up the place and the floor was still wet. Goten & Trunks were running around chasing each other. "Ha ha you can't catch me" Goten teased. "Bet you I can" Trunks & Goten both sped up and made it onto the kitchen floor. Their feet contacted onto the wet floor and slid them across the kitchen. "Ah look out" they both said in unison. They both hit all of the food that was just prepared.
The food flew across the room. Goku jumped in for a rescue leap but just landed on Vegeta knocking him over. "Damn it you stupid Kakarot. I see how it is. You want payback for outside" Vegeta powered up a ki blast. "No I don't" Goku said. Vegeta stopped powering up. The food by now was on the ground. "Don't worry. We can just wash it off" 18 said. Trunks & Goten were still sliding across the kitchen floor and finally got balance and stepped over all of the food, crushing what they had. "Oops" They both said, knowing what was going to happen next.
Goku & Vegeta both got up and had an evil look in their eye but remained calm, or so it seemed. "Don't worry we won't hurt you" Goku said seriously still not keeping his eyes off them both. Goku & Vegeta both took off their belts off their GI suits. "Run!" Gohan yelled. Vegeta & Goku chased after Goten & Trunks through the living room. "Oh you're going to get it boy. You're ass is mine" Vegeta said to his son. They were now running into the kitchen again. This time they all lost control and fell. Coincidentally Goku landed right on Goten & Vegeta landed right on Trunks.
"I'll teach you to mess with my food!" Goku said. "This is too easy." Vegeta said. They still had their GI belts in their hands and wrapped it around their son's necks and pulled back. Goten & Trunks started to choke but weren't seriously injured. Bulma & Chi-Chi ran to their husbands and tried to pull them off. "That's it Goku, you're sleeping on the sofa tonight" Chi-Chi said. "So what, the sofa is better than you!" Goku said still strangling Goten. "Well Goku you kind of broke the sofa when you tried to save the food" Krillin said. "Damn. Fine" Goku said and let go. Goten held his throat gasping for air. "Thanks for ruining my fun" Goku said.
"The same goes for you Vegeta" Bulma said. Vegeta let go. "Damn it women, you know I can't survive on the sofa. I got that fucking back problem" Vegeta got up and started to search for food in the cabinets along with Goku. "Hey we still have some food. Chi-Chi, make some for us" Goku said. "Ya women. Make the damn food now" Vegeta ordered. "No way! If you want food, then make it your self" Chi-Chi yelled back. "You men are lazy slobs" Bulma said back. "Let's make this interesting. Why don't we go at an all out war? Anything goes. It'll be men vs. women. Which ever side loses, has to make dinner for the other team." Goku said. "This means war assholes" Chi-Chi & Bulma said.
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The poor food *sob* it didn't even get a funeral. It's just that *crying uncontrollably* Anyway now what did you think. I would really like it if you reviewed this. I hope you liked it! The next chapter is when things get stupid if that's even possible, so get ready.