Subtitle: Fed Up With Men!
Tenchi Muyo
G
8/26/03
Disclaimer: I don't own Tenchi Muyo.
"Hey, my Tenchi! What do you think about my hair?" asked Ryoko, raising a hand to it.
"What do you mean?"
"Do you like it? Should I change it? Do you even know what color it is?"
"Uh…sure I do! It's…uh…it's uh…Sea Foam, right? Ehe…" Nervous laugh
"Sea Foam? It's Cyan," remarked Ryoko. 'Guys are clues.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Later That Day~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Has any one seen my platforms?" inquired Ayeka.
"Are you running for office now, Miss Ayeka?" asked the lecher, Nobuyuki.
Blank stare from Ayeka "What?"
"Isn't that what platforms are for?"
"They're shoes," stated Ayeka. Tainted w/ annoyance
"Oh…nope. Haven't seen them," Nobuyuki replied, going back to his paper.
Rolling her eyes, she continues 'Guys are clueless…'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~That Night~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All the girls have gathered by the lake for a 'Girls Night/Moment'
"…And then he says 'Sea Foam', which we Clearer know is Cyan!" an exasperated Ryoko announced.
"Yeah, well. Father actually thought that I was running for office!"
"Huh?" Kiyone, "What do you mean?" Washu, "You mean there's someone dumber than I am?" Mihoshi, "He must not have been paying attention and came in on Platforms thinking it was political, Princess" Ryoko
"I asked where my Platforms were…" Ayeka
"Hello ladies. Might I join you?" asked Katsuhito.
"NO!" they all shouted.
Taken aback "All right then. Good night to you all" Katsuhito bowed and walked away from the girl's stern looks.
"Can you believe him?" Kiyone
"Rats!" Mihoshi
"We finally have some time together without any fights erupting and they want to but in. We don't need 'Men' every second of the day! Don't they understand that we may just want to be with other women without them!" Washu continues on this rant but they start to tune her out.
"Guys are So CLUELESS!" shouted Sasami.
Everyone agrees
The End
A/N: It's stupid, I know but I finished writing it @ 3:18am so of 'course it would be! Really, I had the idea of the 'Sea Foam' comment and needed more to this then that. I thought of the 'Sea Foam' comment b/c everyone describes Ryoko's hair as 'Cyan' but no one mentions that guys, 'specially Tenchi, wouldn't notice or know the name of it! Guys would probably say green or blue! (They're soooo unobservant!) Any ways! I thought it was a Stupid/Fun story just to relax and enjoy. Plus there's no real plot to worry about! Read and Review! Flames are fine…