A/N: Yeah, yeah, yeah, this one is short, I know, but I am too wiped out to type any more. More will be up soon, I promise, and THANK YOU TIMES TEN BILLION to all of those who are reviewing.you are my heroes. Later Gators.

Sept. 27th Lilly's Point of View I just got a great idea for Lily tells it like it is. Mia and I are going to walk around Greenwich Village and if anybody asks us where "Green Witch Village" is we'll scream at the top of our lungs and run away. We'll have a close up of a Metro card every time anyone asks us, then at the end of the episode all that will be left is a pile of metro cards.ooh! Maybe burnt metro cards.can't write.must work on episode outline.

Sept. 27th Palov's Point of View
Whenever there are Females in the house it's chaos. Lilly is running amuck throughout the house screaming about needing as many metro as she can get. Both parents are trying to asses Michael. I don't see why they seem so concerned. He's been acting the same way as he's always acted, except he's playing guitar more. Is that really a reason to be concerned? I didn't think so.

Sept. 27 Michael's Point of View
This is the problem when you have psychoanalyst parents. Just because I am not supportive of Lilly's stupid Greenwich project they go postal on me! They're saying that I might be having some serious problems with my creativity if I am discouraging Lilly's outlet for her creativity. How did they get that?!?! Ugh.parents.

Sept. 29th Lilly's Point of View
AAARRRRGGHHH! Why is Lana Weinberger such a psycho?! All right, get this, she went up to Mia today and said "Oh, how sweet we can't fit into our bra yet, might I suggest band-aids?" So, basically I told her to curl up and DIE. Seriously though.if she did die, who would care? There would be more rejoicing than mourning. The girl doesn't even know how to take an insult, she just stood there and said "Bite me". No thanks, Lana, I would really prefer not.isn't that Josh's job? Then, speaking of Josh she just went chasing after him like a little dog. I can't stand her.hmm...is there any way I could make a Lilly Tells it Like it is out of this. I'll have to think about that.

Sept. 30 Michael's Point of View
I haven't heard from Mia in.Uh..well, since Thursday.and it's Tuesday.so.5 days! I'm going crazy.I'm going to wallow in self pity.

MY GOD! What am I SAYING? :: Hits head:: God, I'm such a loser.

Oct. 1st Lilly's Point of View
Mia's father is having major psychological problems. It's probably rooted back at his mother somehow. Mia talks about her as if she's some sort of demon out to take over the world. I must meet this woman.is she more powerful than I am? NEVER!
G&T, despite the fact that it's not really a class, was really fun today. I talked to Mia the entire time. I do not understand her. How could she think Boris is anything Less than a god? The man can play the violin beautifully. He is just overall beautiful.ok, so he does need some work, starting with the sweater thing, but you have to admit, his lack of caring what the rest of the school population thinks of him is really admirable. Ahh.Boris Pelkowski.::sigh:: ACK! I need to get a hold of myself! Women can live without men. We are completely independent. We do not need a man to make us happy..right?

Oct. 3rd Michael's Point of View
Mia's here! Oh god, Lilly's stalker is out of jail, so what does my psychotic sister do? Dedicate an episode of her show to this pervert's fetish.her FEET! She's just asking for this guy to come to our house and murder her. Oh well, I don't care, nothing could go wrong right now.Mia's here.

Oct. 3rd Lilly's Point of View
Oh this episode of Lilly tells it like it is will be SO much fun to film. My stalker Norman is completely obsessed with my feet. The last time I saw him he was chasing Mia and I around with $20 bills begging us to take off our shoes. We complained to the police and they took care of him. It's been so boring while he's been in jail.
Mia and her father are really not good for each other. Mia's been on edge since he got here, but today it must have been really bad because she skipped algebra tutoring to come to my house (Michael was VERY happy to hear this.it's sickening) You would think her dad just told her she has to move to some foreign country like Monaco and that her marriage has already been arranged and she has to marry this nasty old guy. Hey! Maybe it's Norman! Haha.ok, well it's dinner time. Later

Oct. 3rd Michael's Point of View
Ok, I know Lilly's been rambling about how Mia's dad is bad for her, but now I see exactly what she's talking about. When I walked into Lilly's room to tell Mia her dad was on the phone she looked like she was going to pass out on the spot, so I just told her dad they had gone to sleep. Yeah right, they wouldn't be going to sleep for another couple hours. After I hung up the phone I went back to Lilly's room to watch the James Bond movies. I have no idea what made her ask me this but Mia wanted to know if it was the end of the world and I had to choose between the two to repopulate the earth with who would I choose Xena or Buffy? It was Buffy, no contest. Xena scares me.yeesh.Why did I even ask who she's choose if she had to pick Harrison Ford or Josh Richter? Duh, Mia picks Josh Richter. THE JACKASS!!! Josh "Oh gee, I seem to have misplaced my pants" Richter. He has no pride at all. UGH! But I could rant and rave about that guy for ages. Both Lilly and Mia agreed that they would put out for Josh Richter.at least Mia had standards.ok, so those standards were pretty sad, but they were standards nonetheless. She will never get a guy if he has to sit through Beauty and the Beast without making fun of it. Even I can't do that. Well, anyway after that Lilly started her sabotage again "Michael who would you pick, Mia or Lana, Mia or Madonna, Mia or Buffy?" I said Mia to all those except Buffy. They'd think I was lying if I chose Mia over Buffy, but, of course, I would definitely pick Mia.