Chapter three
(Joey leans ear against my stomach)
Joey: He's going to be a soccer player!
Mai: I'm not even that far pregnant you retard!
Joey: How long does it take for a baby?
Tea: Well obviously you didn't pass health class.
Joey: Well does that mean Mai starts that screaming like on tv?
Tea: Yes.
Joey: all the..(clamps mouth shut)
Tea/Mai: Your going to make us sick!
Joey: That's what I'm here for!
Me: As I was saying that was alittle freaky. Alrighty to Chapter 3!
As Everyone else woke up, no one could find Mai anywhere at all.
Joey: Meh, who cares right now, I'm hungry I'm going to the fridge to stuff my gut..
( talking to his stomach in a baby voice )
Joey: Isn't that right! Your hungry, yes you are!
Serenity passed the hallway as she noticed Joey going to the kitchen talking to himself along the way.
Serenity: Ah Joey? Who are you talking to?
Joey slowly passed looking a his young sister giving him a wrapped look, like he was some lunatic talking to himself like the people they passed on the street.
Joey: Just talking out loud, to help me remind me things.
Serenity: Alright then.
As Serenity disappeared Joey didn't care searching for Mai. As he reached the corner to the fridge he saw it was wide open. Mad that probably Tristan had got to the fridge. So he decided to sneak up on him. As he jumped, he ended up knocking into Mai, instead of Tristan which brought Mai down to the floor. Joey gave one look at her, and saw how much she had eaten that grossed even him out. Mai didn't gain that much weight but still no guy wanted to see a girl a revolting slob.
Joey: Mai?! You practically ate the whole fridge!
Mai: You do that on a regular basses.
As they continued arguing the others rushed downstairs to see Mai, beside empty ice cream containers and drinks that laid a mess on the floor.
Tea: Joey get the hell off of her! You might kill the baby! And if you do, then she can't get the tests done properly!"
Joey paused for a minute, remembering Mai didn't want that baby before either.
Joey: Hey might as well, I mean Mai doesn't want that baby remember?
Joey smirked as everyone looked at him even like an idiot, as he stood there stunned and looked innocent like he did nothing wrong. Joey replied angrily as everyone went to help Mai up.
Tea: I doubt she wants a dead baby in her stomach! Then she'll have to get surgery!
Joey felt Tea pull at his ears again, she practically this time almost ripped them off, how she dragged him at yelled at him in the ear. She let go, as he had his freaked out face on, as he tumbled down to the ground.
Joey: eshh. You always act like mother.
Tea: Maybe cause some didn't raise you properly.
As they helped Mai up, she and Tea just were about to leave, as Serenity quickly forgetting her jacket.
( well they have been in the story just that they were quiet most of they're time admiring Serenity )
Tristan/Duke: You leaving too!?
Duke: Shut up she was mine before she was yours so get that straight knuckle head. At least I have some skill, and all the ladies like me.
Tristan: Besides Serenity.
Serenity: Bye!
( Soon Hours past, the guys were lazy knock outs on the floor. And Tea had just pulled in the car with the results in her hand..)
As the car door opened, Mai, Serenity and them slowly walked out with Mai's hands hand full of the test results, and who the real " father" Well she hated putting " the father" she rather be married and call it that, but Mai and the other girls still hadn't looked in it yet. But Mai, had some weird feelings of who it could be.
Yugi: The test results already finished Mai.?
Mai: Ya I'm too scared to open it. The only two people I worry about, is Joey and Kaiba being the father..
Those two paused for a slight second looked at each other and backed away. Joey then preached to Mai for a slight second as Seto was ready to just make fun of him.
Joey: Hey what's a matter with me being the father Mai!?
Kaiba: Maybe because she thinks you're a mutt and you don't take this seriously.
Both Kaiba and Joey stopped and glanced at each other, then both eyeing Yugi. With Yugi giving them a surprised look of why both of them, seemed to be both on the same team.
Joey/Kaiba: How come not Yugi!?
Mai stared at Joey and Kaiba, then looking at Yugi. With her having a smirk on her face, and on good reason too that she wouldn't care if it was Yugi.
Mai: Well let's just say you two are the worst to be the father. I mean Kaiba cares nothing but himself, and mostly everyone dislikes him. Second of all, Joey you don't seem to take things seriously.
Joey: Come on let's open the results.
They all slowly gathered around Mai, staring down each guy that was the suspect of being a father. She then slowly took her hand into the envelope and grabbed the printed paper. As she was about to look, Joey soon grabbed the paper straight out of her hand, both fighting over it. As Joey tugged the paper ripped in half, with Joey with the one half one the ground.
Mai: Joey thanks because know you just ruined the paper, I have to get my results a second time!"
Joey looked at the paper as they put it together, and the name of the father came up in big bold letters " Joey Wheeler"
" This isn't true! I'm not pregnant with Joey at all!
( Joey then stopped his victory dance he had been saving for awhile)
Serenity slowly spoke up, " Well It could be Joey. But since Joey ripped the tests results Mai's going have to apply to get another one. There is a possibility that this was wrong the first time. Maybe it isn't Joey after all.
Mai slapped her hand against her forehead as the other boys looked at each other, and Joey who just stopped his dance.
Joey: Well if it comes up with my name again I'm defiantly the father. So far Mai the only closest guy so far that is the father is "Me!"
Well what happens if Mai gets the test again only to reveal Joey's name twice. Or what happens if Serenity is right, that someone else's name could put up? I know how badly you guys want to know who it is, but I can say last 2 short chapters should then reveal who the father, really, truly is!
(Joey leans ear against my stomach)
Joey: He's going to be a soccer player!
Mai: I'm not even that far pregnant you retard!
Joey: How long does it take for a baby?
Tea: Well obviously you didn't pass health class.
Joey: Well does that mean Mai starts that screaming like on tv?
Tea: Yes.
Joey: all the..(clamps mouth shut)
Tea/Mai: Your going to make us sick!
Joey: That's what I'm here for!
Me: As I was saying that was alittle freaky. Alrighty to Chapter 3!
As Everyone else woke up, no one could find Mai anywhere at all.
Joey: Meh, who cares right now, I'm hungry I'm going to the fridge to stuff my gut..
( talking to his stomach in a baby voice )
Joey: Isn't that right! Your hungry, yes you are!
Serenity passed the hallway as she noticed Joey going to the kitchen talking to himself along the way.
Serenity: Ah Joey? Who are you talking to?
Joey slowly passed looking a his young sister giving him a wrapped look, like he was some lunatic talking to himself like the people they passed on the street.
Joey: Just talking out loud, to help me remind me things.
Serenity: Alright then.
As Serenity disappeared Joey didn't care searching for Mai. As he reached the corner to the fridge he saw it was wide open. Mad that probably Tristan had got to the fridge. So he decided to sneak up on him. As he jumped, he ended up knocking into Mai, instead of Tristan which brought Mai down to the floor. Joey gave one look at her, and saw how much she had eaten that grossed even him out. Mai didn't gain that much weight but still no guy wanted to see a girl a revolting slob.
Joey: Mai?! You practically ate the whole fridge!
Mai: You do that on a regular basses.
As they continued arguing the others rushed downstairs to see Mai, beside empty ice cream containers and drinks that laid a mess on the floor.
Tea: Joey get the hell off of her! You might kill the baby! And if you do, then she can't get the tests done properly!"
Joey paused for a minute, remembering Mai didn't want that baby before either.
Joey: Hey might as well, I mean Mai doesn't want that baby remember?
Joey smirked as everyone looked at him even like an idiot, as he stood there stunned and looked innocent like he did nothing wrong. Joey replied angrily as everyone went to help Mai up.
Tea: I doubt she wants a dead baby in her stomach! Then she'll have to get surgery!
Joey felt Tea pull at his ears again, she practically this time almost ripped them off, how she dragged him at yelled at him in the ear. She let go, as he had his freaked out face on, as he tumbled down to the ground.
Joey: eshh. You always act like mother.
Tea: Maybe cause some didn't raise you properly.
As they helped Mai up, she and Tea just were about to leave, as Serenity quickly forgetting her jacket.
( well they have been in the story just that they were quiet most of they're time admiring Serenity )
Tristan/Duke: You leaving too!?
Duke: Shut up she was mine before she was yours so get that straight knuckle head. At least I have some skill, and all the ladies like me.
Tristan: Besides Serenity.
Serenity: Bye!
( Soon Hours past, the guys were lazy knock outs on the floor. And Tea had just pulled in the car with the results in her hand..)
As the car door opened, Mai, Serenity and them slowly walked out with Mai's hands hand full of the test results, and who the real " father" Well she hated putting " the father" she rather be married and call it that, but Mai and the other girls still hadn't looked in it yet. But Mai, had some weird feelings of who it could be.
Yugi: The test results already finished Mai.?
Mai: Ya I'm too scared to open it. The only two people I worry about, is Joey and Kaiba being the father..
Those two paused for a slight second looked at each other and backed away. Joey then preached to Mai for a slight second as Seto was ready to just make fun of him.
Joey: Hey what's a matter with me being the father Mai!?
Kaiba: Maybe because she thinks you're a mutt and you don't take this seriously.
Both Kaiba and Joey stopped and glanced at each other, then both eyeing Yugi. With Yugi giving them a surprised look of why both of them, seemed to be both on the same team.
Joey/Kaiba: How come not Yugi!?
Mai stared at Joey and Kaiba, then looking at Yugi. With her having a smirk on her face, and on good reason too that she wouldn't care if it was Yugi.
Mai: Well let's just say you two are the worst to be the father. I mean Kaiba cares nothing but himself, and mostly everyone dislikes him. Second of all, Joey you don't seem to take things seriously.
Joey: Come on let's open the results.
They all slowly gathered around Mai, staring down each guy that was the suspect of being a father. She then slowly took her hand into the envelope and grabbed the printed paper. As she was about to look, Joey soon grabbed the paper straight out of her hand, both fighting over it. As Joey tugged the paper ripped in half, with Joey with the one half one the ground.
Mai: Joey thanks because know you just ruined the paper, I have to get my results a second time!"
Joey looked at the paper as they put it together, and the name of the father came up in big bold letters " Joey Wheeler"
" This isn't true! I'm not pregnant with Joey at all!
( Joey then stopped his victory dance he had been saving for awhile)
Serenity slowly spoke up, " Well It could be Joey. But since Joey ripped the tests results Mai's going have to apply to get another one. There is a possibility that this was wrong the first time. Maybe it isn't Joey after all.
Mai slapped her hand against her forehead as the other boys looked at each other, and Joey who just stopped his dance.
Joey: Well if it comes up with my name again I'm defiantly the father. So far Mai the only closest guy so far that is the father is "Me!"
Well what happens if Mai gets the test again only to reveal Joey's name twice. Or what happens if Serenity is right, that someone else's name could put up? I know how badly you guys want to know who it is, but I can say last 2 short chapters should then reveal who the father, really, truly is!