A/N: OK.I'm sorry.this took a few months to do.well.actually I can't
remember the last time I updated it.because...well.I got a life, I
guess.and when I went on vacation I had a lot of spare time so I wrote my
brains out.anyway.
I'm sorry guys I just can't keep skipping around like this. I'm probably going to end up giving Lilly some of Michael's character traits or something. Besides..I hate writing from the view of the Drs. Moscovitz, and Lilly. Lilly just kinda gets on my nerves, so that leaves Michael, so I love writing about because...he's Michael..so, yeah I'll be sticking to Michael and Pavlov from here on out.
Oct 14 Michael's Point of View
Well, G&T started out pretty well. Mia and I started talking about the whole Weinberger incident, then we got onto the subject of Lilly(ugh). Then I made the mistake of assuming Mia had no problems, so she went off on this tangent about everything that was wrong at the moment. Note to self: Think before talking next time, because it has a tendency to end in disaster. Look what happened that time at the dinner table! Anyway, when I asked her if she got grounded she looked at me like I had horns sticking out either side of my head, so I guess not. So then just as I was saying(keep in mind I was having one of those "No, of course I don't have any butterflies in my stomach.a pack of hungry rabid vampire bats, maybe, but you know, I'm not nervous or anything" moments.) (A/N: What else flies and sounds mean?) "Oh well I was wondering because if you aren't busy Saturday, I thought maybe we could" Mrs. Hill made us fill out these survey things on sexual harassment or something. When everyone was done we could leave. Mia darted out of there like there was a fire or something. I didn't think spending time with me was that bad.maybe she had something to do.yeah.I'll just let myself think that for now.
Oct 15th Michael's Point of View
SHE'S A WHAT?!?! Come on.that's just not fair.Mia is the princess of some foreign country?! You have got to be kidding me! DO they still have that rule that princesses have to marry princes? Sorry, I wouldn't know. I haven't studied monarchies since 8th grade.anyway even if I do get a date with her, what if it turns out to be something like in that movie "My Date with the President's Daughter"? ( shut up.I had the flu and the remote was on the other side of the room.there was NO way I was getting out of that bed to change the channel.) I know that she's not the PRESIDENT'S daughter.but she is a king's daughter.same basic idea.wait.what kind of secret service does a king have? Will she get a bodyguard? Oh god.a dinner and a movie with a bodyguard.there's an easy way to kill any romantic feeling.get a bodyguard.ugh. I'm gonna go online and do some research on monarchies..specifically the Genovian Monarchy.
Oct 15th Michael's Point of View (again)
God, I am such a DORK! I went to the library during history to look up stuff about Genovia (What? I couldn't stop thinking about it.and besides.what I was reading would count as social studies....which is close to history.) Anyway, later on in G&T Lilly and I got into an argument, and I started spitting out all these useless facts about Genovia. Then Lilly started up about how quickly I came to Mia's defense.God, why can't my sister just be a complete idiot.it would make this whole situation a whole lot easier. Speaking of Mia.she does have a bodyguard.Lars.he's huge.but he seems alright. Oh well, Dinner's ready.
P.S.~ Thank god Mia doesn't have a really big vocabulary.well at least I don't think she understood empirical and libidinous.by the look on her face during the argument, I'm safe.
Oct 15th Pavlov's Point of View
What the hell is wrong with Michael? He came hone today, went straight to his room, slammed the door (which startled me; I nearly had a heart attack! One minute I'm happily laying in the sun the next whoosh! There goes Michael nearly missing my head with his book bag, then SLAM! The door to his bedroom shuts.my god' the kid's gone mad!
Oct. 16th Michael's point of View
On the way to school today every single newspaper out there had the same horrible picture of Mia on the cover, then at lunch Lana and my dear friend Josh the Man-Whore went over to sit with Mia.what is this world coming to?! Only god knows what they had to talk about.speaking of talking (a/n: speaking of talking..HAH) I couldn't even talk to Mia in G&T today because she was writing in her journal. IF she found out when I'm typing in my laptop all the time it's not homework or Crackhead, she'd probably think I was some kind of freak. What guys do this?? None. Well, anyway, Now that I mention Crackhead, I'm really behind in work for that.I should be working on Crackhead not keeping a journal.blah. Shit, it's 5:30. I'm supposed to be meeting Jeremiah, Kevin (Junior from the computer club) and Steve at Ho's (take THAT Lilly) in 15 minutes and I'm still I my uniform. Gotta go, later. Note to self: work on Crackhead 'till at least 4(am) tonight. Nothing important going on tomorrow but a History test, and they're always really easy. No brain power needed whatsoever. Anyway, I digress, later.
October 17th Michael's Point of View
Crap. Man-Whore and Slutterella broke up. (It, like, made all of the headlines, like, didn't you hear?! No.I lied.Jeremiah told me) Ok, as much as I like Mia, I can't quite trust that she won't fall victim to Josh's.uh.whatever those girls are attracted to.overpowering cologne stuffed full of pheromones, possibly?
Later, October 17th Michael's Point of View
Hmmm.where have we seen this scenario before? This has Carrie (a Stephen King book, turned movie.) written all over it. Now only if Mia had psychic powers like Carrie.in other words.yep.Mia fell for his "Charms". Lilly came over to me at lunch today looking all pissed off (I could tell, her hair looked like she'd just been through a tornado and all her nail polish was chipped off.she just did those nails last night.it smelled like nail polish in the kitchen, which isn't too appetizing , trust me. Anyway, when she's nervous or in any way emotionally wrecked she starts to run her fingers through her hair and chip her nail polish off.) Anyway, apparently Lilly is able to keep up with the life and times of the school's "it" couple, Man-whore and Slutterella. I didn't hear the details.Lilly ambushed me with information. All I heard was Lilly say "Mia.blah blah (picture lots of jerky hand movements) and then blah blah blah blah..and he was like blah blah and Mia blah blah blah dance blah blah blah blah and then blah blah blah blah Mia was like blah blah blah blah and finally she was like blah blah blah blah basically said yes blah blah blah blah" then she went storming off and ran into this sophomore and completely knocked him over. She didn't even stop to help him pick up the stuff she made him drop. The poor kid. Anyway, in other words, Josh is taking Mia to the dance tomorrow night. (Translation done by the combined efforts of Steve Andrew and Jeremiah) What Crap!
In G&T Lilly started to get on Mia's case about Josh (major props so Lilly) I was typing up some stuff for Crackhead.trying to get my mind off the dance situation. I was ½ listening to the conversation, but hadn't been saying anything.I was afraid I'd burst out and join in against Mia on Lilly's side. I just asked Lars if he was going with Mia to the dance just in case and gave him a "Keep an eye on her, Josh is the spawn of Satan" look and Lars got it. If no one else does, Lars understands where I'm coming from. What would we do without Lars? Hopefully he'll stop anything that would make me gag between Mia and man whore. Meanwhile. (Deep within the bat cave.ect. ect.) I should still be working on Crackhead.or the English project that's due this Tuesday.I'll work on Crackhead.I am king of procrastination when it comes to projects.hah...right.well..bye
October 18th Michael's Point of View
Tonight's the dance. Woo hoo. (A/N: ooh.feels the extreme waves of sarcasm) The last time I went to a dance I was in 9th grade, and I left early with a few guys from the computer club. We went to my friend Andrew's house and watched Mars Attacks. It was great. The dance part sucked, but the Andrew's house part was awesome. But honestly.I'm not going tonight to have fun. I'm going in case josh the Jackass decides to ditch Mia, which would not surprise me at all. Problem is.I'll have nothing to do at the dance.I don't know anybody else that will be there. The computer club is boycotting. Andrew definitely won't be there. He will be doing the same thing he does every time a dance comes around. Watching Sci-fi movies with whoever decides to go to his house.tonight.the entire computer club minus me.(Tonight's movie is LifeForce.it's about these aliens who walk around earth sucking out other human's "life forces" then the person who had the life sucked out of them turns into one of the aliens and goes around sucking out other human's life force.kinda like a vampire thing.only with life forces not blood.) I guess I'll just bring a few sheets of paper and a pencil to the dance in case I'm alone, which I undoubtedly will be, unless Josh ditches Mia.so then I'll just sit alone writing up some stuff for Crackhead.well if I'm going I hafta get ready soon. I'll get a shower, find something in my closet.possibly the tux I wore to the last family event then go whenever Lilly does. Wish me luck, later.
October 18th Well, Michael, of course
Well, it's a good thing I went. It turns out Josh's motive was the 15 minutes of fame. Eh, his loss my gain. Anyway, I spent about the first hour making failing attempts at trying to doodle the disco ball and other random objects around the room.anyway, then Lilly came over and scared the crap out of me because she started screaming about what happened to Mia.I retained very little of what she said, but I don't think it mattered too much. Mia came out of the bathroom looking absolutely amazing.sad, but amazing. When she saw me she actually looked happy I was there. We spent a while talking about everything from cheerleaders to Star Trek with all of the coupled up people. Then a slow song came on, so all the couples went out onto the dance floor and Mia and I just kept on talking. After a bit Mr. G came over and stalked to us for a few minutes. Then another slow song came on and we got up and danced to it. She kept looking up at me then she'd tense up and put her head against me and after a few seconds she'd loosen up, then look up again only to get all nervous, and the vicious cycle continued. We walked around to a few of the tables and danced to every slow song after that. At the end of the night Mia (and all the other couples) came to our house. Everyone went home eventually except for Mia. When Lars left, I gave him a high five.it was just appropriate. Josh the Jackass had been terminated. After everyone left, I brought Mia into my room and let her listen to Tall Drink of Water. She seemed to like it. Chalk one up on the board for Michael. Anyway, then Mia Slept over. At about 3 AM I went into Lilly's room and watched Mia sleep for a while. I love watching people sleep. and now I'm here writing this at 4 AM. Goodnight.
I'm sorry guys I just can't keep skipping around like this. I'm probably going to end up giving Lilly some of Michael's character traits or something. Besides..I hate writing from the view of the Drs. Moscovitz, and Lilly. Lilly just kinda gets on my nerves, so that leaves Michael, so I love writing about because...he's Michael..so, yeah I'll be sticking to Michael and Pavlov from here on out.
Oct 14 Michael's Point of View
Well, G&T started out pretty well. Mia and I started talking about the whole Weinberger incident, then we got onto the subject of Lilly(ugh). Then I made the mistake of assuming Mia had no problems, so she went off on this tangent about everything that was wrong at the moment. Note to self: Think before talking next time, because it has a tendency to end in disaster. Look what happened that time at the dinner table! Anyway, when I asked her if she got grounded she looked at me like I had horns sticking out either side of my head, so I guess not. So then just as I was saying(keep in mind I was having one of those "No, of course I don't have any butterflies in my stomach.a pack of hungry rabid vampire bats, maybe, but you know, I'm not nervous or anything" moments.) (A/N: What else flies and sounds mean?) "Oh well I was wondering because if you aren't busy Saturday, I thought maybe we could" Mrs. Hill made us fill out these survey things on sexual harassment or something. When everyone was done we could leave. Mia darted out of there like there was a fire or something. I didn't think spending time with me was that bad.maybe she had something to do.yeah.I'll just let myself think that for now.
Oct 15th Michael's Point of View
SHE'S A WHAT?!?! Come on.that's just not fair.Mia is the princess of some foreign country?! You have got to be kidding me! DO they still have that rule that princesses have to marry princes? Sorry, I wouldn't know. I haven't studied monarchies since 8th grade.anyway even if I do get a date with her, what if it turns out to be something like in that movie "My Date with the President's Daughter"? ( shut up.I had the flu and the remote was on the other side of the room.there was NO way I was getting out of that bed to change the channel.) I know that she's not the PRESIDENT'S daughter.but she is a king's daughter.same basic idea.wait.what kind of secret service does a king have? Will she get a bodyguard? Oh god.a dinner and a movie with a bodyguard.there's an easy way to kill any romantic feeling.get a bodyguard.ugh. I'm gonna go online and do some research on monarchies..specifically the Genovian Monarchy.
Oct 15th Michael's Point of View (again)
God, I am such a DORK! I went to the library during history to look up stuff about Genovia (What? I couldn't stop thinking about it.and besides.what I was reading would count as social studies....which is close to history.) Anyway, later on in G&T Lilly and I got into an argument, and I started spitting out all these useless facts about Genovia. Then Lilly started up about how quickly I came to Mia's defense.God, why can't my sister just be a complete idiot.it would make this whole situation a whole lot easier. Speaking of Mia.she does have a bodyguard.Lars.he's huge.but he seems alright. Oh well, Dinner's ready.
P.S.~ Thank god Mia doesn't have a really big vocabulary.well at least I don't think she understood empirical and libidinous.by the look on her face during the argument, I'm safe.
Oct 15th Pavlov's Point of View
What the hell is wrong with Michael? He came hone today, went straight to his room, slammed the door (which startled me; I nearly had a heart attack! One minute I'm happily laying in the sun the next whoosh! There goes Michael nearly missing my head with his book bag, then SLAM! The door to his bedroom shuts.my god' the kid's gone mad!
Oct. 16th Michael's point of View
On the way to school today every single newspaper out there had the same horrible picture of Mia on the cover, then at lunch Lana and my dear friend Josh the Man-Whore went over to sit with Mia.what is this world coming to?! Only god knows what they had to talk about.speaking of talking (a/n: speaking of talking..HAH) I couldn't even talk to Mia in G&T today because she was writing in her journal. IF she found out when I'm typing in my laptop all the time it's not homework or Crackhead, she'd probably think I was some kind of freak. What guys do this?? None. Well, anyway, Now that I mention Crackhead, I'm really behind in work for that.I should be working on Crackhead not keeping a journal.blah. Shit, it's 5:30. I'm supposed to be meeting Jeremiah, Kevin (Junior from the computer club) and Steve at Ho's (take THAT Lilly) in 15 minutes and I'm still I my uniform. Gotta go, later. Note to self: work on Crackhead 'till at least 4(am) tonight. Nothing important going on tomorrow but a History test, and they're always really easy. No brain power needed whatsoever. Anyway, I digress, later.
October 17th Michael's Point of View
Crap. Man-Whore and Slutterella broke up. (It, like, made all of the headlines, like, didn't you hear?! No.I lied.Jeremiah told me) Ok, as much as I like Mia, I can't quite trust that she won't fall victim to Josh's.uh.whatever those girls are attracted to.overpowering cologne stuffed full of pheromones, possibly?
Later, October 17th Michael's Point of View
Hmmm.where have we seen this scenario before? This has Carrie (a Stephen King book, turned movie.) written all over it. Now only if Mia had psychic powers like Carrie.in other words.yep.Mia fell for his "Charms". Lilly came over to me at lunch today looking all pissed off (I could tell, her hair looked like she'd just been through a tornado and all her nail polish was chipped off.she just did those nails last night.it smelled like nail polish in the kitchen, which isn't too appetizing , trust me. Anyway, when she's nervous or in any way emotionally wrecked she starts to run her fingers through her hair and chip her nail polish off.) Anyway, apparently Lilly is able to keep up with the life and times of the school's "it" couple, Man-whore and Slutterella. I didn't hear the details.Lilly ambushed me with information. All I heard was Lilly say "Mia.blah blah (picture lots of jerky hand movements) and then blah blah blah blah..and he was like blah blah and Mia blah blah blah dance blah blah blah blah and then blah blah blah blah Mia was like blah blah blah blah and finally she was like blah blah blah blah basically said yes blah blah blah blah" then she went storming off and ran into this sophomore and completely knocked him over. She didn't even stop to help him pick up the stuff she made him drop. The poor kid. Anyway, in other words, Josh is taking Mia to the dance tomorrow night. (Translation done by the combined efforts of Steve Andrew and Jeremiah) What Crap!
In G&T Lilly started to get on Mia's case about Josh (major props so Lilly) I was typing up some stuff for Crackhead.trying to get my mind off the dance situation. I was ½ listening to the conversation, but hadn't been saying anything.I was afraid I'd burst out and join in against Mia on Lilly's side. I just asked Lars if he was going with Mia to the dance just in case and gave him a "Keep an eye on her, Josh is the spawn of Satan" look and Lars got it. If no one else does, Lars understands where I'm coming from. What would we do without Lars? Hopefully he'll stop anything that would make me gag between Mia and man whore. Meanwhile. (Deep within the bat cave.ect. ect.) I should still be working on Crackhead.or the English project that's due this Tuesday.I'll work on Crackhead.I am king of procrastination when it comes to projects.hah...right.well..bye
October 18th Michael's Point of View
Tonight's the dance. Woo hoo. (A/N: ooh.feels the extreme waves of sarcasm) The last time I went to a dance I was in 9th grade, and I left early with a few guys from the computer club. We went to my friend Andrew's house and watched Mars Attacks. It was great. The dance part sucked, but the Andrew's house part was awesome. But honestly.I'm not going tonight to have fun. I'm going in case josh the Jackass decides to ditch Mia, which would not surprise me at all. Problem is.I'll have nothing to do at the dance.I don't know anybody else that will be there. The computer club is boycotting. Andrew definitely won't be there. He will be doing the same thing he does every time a dance comes around. Watching Sci-fi movies with whoever decides to go to his house.tonight.the entire computer club minus me.(Tonight's movie is LifeForce.it's about these aliens who walk around earth sucking out other human's "life forces" then the person who had the life sucked out of them turns into one of the aliens and goes around sucking out other human's life force.kinda like a vampire thing.only with life forces not blood.) I guess I'll just bring a few sheets of paper and a pencil to the dance in case I'm alone, which I undoubtedly will be, unless Josh ditches Mia.so then I'll just sit alone writing up some stuff for Crackhead.well if I'm going I hafta get ready soon. I'll get a shower, find something in my closet.possibly the tux I wore to the last family event then go whenever Lilly does. Wish me luck, later.
October 18th Well, Michael, of course
Well, it's a good thing I went. It turns out Josh's motive was the 15 minutes of fame. Eh, his loss my gain. Anyway, I spent about the first hour making failing attempts at trying to doodle the disco ball and other random objects around the room.anyway, then Lilly came over and scared the crap out of me because she started screaming about what happened to Mia.I retained very little of what she said, but I don't think it mattered too much. Mia came out of the bathroom looking absolutely amazing.sad, but amazing. When she saw me she actually looked happy I was there. We spent a while talking about everything from cheerleaders to Star Trek with all of the coupled up people. Then a slow song came on, so all the couples went out onto the dance floor and Mia and I just kept on talking. After a bit Mr. G came over and stalked to us for a few minutes. Then another slow song came on and we got up and danced to it. She kept looking up at me then she'd tense up and put her head against me and after a few seconds she'd loosen up, then look up again only to get all nervous, and the vicious cycle continued. We walked around to a few of the tables and danced to every slow song after that. At the end of the night Mia (and all the other couples) came to our house. Everyone went home eventually except for Mia. When Lars left, I gave him a high five.it was just appropriate. Josh the Jackass had been terminated. After everyone left, I brought Mia into my room and let her listen to Tall Drink of Water. She seemed to like it. Chalk one up on the board for Michael. Anyway, then Mia Slept over. At about 3 AM I went into Lilly's room and watched Mia sleep for a while. I love watching people sleep. and now I'm here writing this at 4 AM. Goodnight.