A/N: hey Kids, thanks to the reviewers you rock my pants. Now.on to
Michael, because I know you've come to hear form him, not me *wink*
Oh. And I'm sorry about the spelling and grammar.I'm going through all the chapters and checking through it all and trying to find the craposity..oh and for that chick who questioned score-o-rama.that's a word I created one day.I didn't even realize I was using it.sorry, some of my weird words are going to be projected through Michael.please excuse it.there's nothing I can do about it.it is simply my nature.they're fun words to use though. Now, really..on to Michael.
October 23 Michael (just in case you forgot.)
Well, this is interesting.Lilly Just got back from Mia's house (I wanted to go, but that would involve telling Lilly I wanted to go, which would bring up questions that I don't want to deal with) Lilly was talking to Mia while watching some episode of Baywatch and the premise of the show had to deal with arranged marriages. Mia was getting all worried that her father had arranged her marriage and then she would have to "guard diligently against falling in love with somebody like David Hasselhoff or your brother" AKA me. Lilly, of course was weirded out by this, but apparently I didn't look disturbed enough. No, I responded with "ooh, really?" I know I sounded really happy to hear about it. Lilly gave me this weird look and left the room looking all high and mighty and before she got out the door I just said "What's your problem" and she just responded with "Oh, this will be interesting" and left. Freak.anyway, I'm gonna send Mia a get well card online.
Later, October 23 Michael
I was on the computer making a computerized get well card for Mia and Lilly walked in with that same look on her face.
Lilly: Sending Mia a get well card, I see . Me: yeah, so?
Lilly: Now that's odd.when's the last time you sent anybody a get well card?
Me: I don't know why does it matter?
Lilly: You know why it matters. You don't even send your own friends get well cards, and now all of a sudden you're sending one to Mia?
Me: Guys don't send each other get well cards! And besides my friends never get really sick
Then again, guys don't keep diaries on their computers either.
Lilly: That is such a lie. What about last January? Both Steve and Jeremiah were really sick with the flu. They probably caught it from each other. And Andrew broke his arm! He just got out of the cast a few months ago! Did you send any of them get well cards?
Me: well.no.but.
Lilly: you like her don't you?
Me: Hey, I never.
Lilly: Admit it.it's obvious. I'm not stupid you know. I see the looks you give her when she's over here.
Me: Yeah.well..
Lilly: Yeah, well you like her.
And she just left my room again. Shit. Lilly Knows. Anyway, then I signed the get well card with "Love, Michael" Eh, what the heck.it's worth a shot.
October 24th' Michael
G&T was murder today. I had this killer headache. I was working on this math project (Blah squared) and my headache got worse, so I went to the nurse to get some Advil or something, but she wouldn't give it to me because it went against some drug code in the school. I went back to G&T and Mia gave me some codeine cough syrup. She is my new hero. It helped a lot. If only I had some more of that stuff.I have a computer club meeting today, and I know it's going to be a long one because we're working on costumes again and the last meeting only ended because Hughie came in and told us he was leaving, so we had to leave too.maybe if I'm lucky the headache just won't come back. Ok, well I hafta go.
Later, October 24th Michael (I just type it because I like typing his name.haha)
Oh no. Mia got sent to the principal's office for giving me the Codeine. How did Gupta find out about that? Mrs. Hill wasn't even in the room! Oh well.what's the worst that could happen? Kids smoke outside all the time and they don't get in trouble. Oh well..later
October 25th Michael
Mia's coming over Later today. But first I'm going to a music store which Is a couple blocks away from my house because I broke the e string on my guitar, so I'm just going to restring the entire thing.those strings were ancient anyway. I think I'll head down there now. I have nothing better to do.other than start the next Crackhead issue.but I can do that later. Bye.
October 25th Michael
Wow.here I am thinking my sister is a genius..which I know she is, and then I walk into the room to see Mia dropping an eggplant out the window.not to say that I haven't ever done similar stupid things..chucking fruit out the window relives stress..and gives amusement.and makes really cool designs on the pavement..but anyway..it's one thing to drop eggplants 16 stories down at midnight.but after you drop it, you watch it splat then the second it hits the ground you get in that window as fast as you can possibly go..Mia just sat there looking out the window for ages. My reflexes took over and I grabbed her around her waist and pulled her down (which.I had no objections to.it was kinda fun..ok, so really fun.and she didn't seem to have too much of a problem either.but I digress) When I was on the ground with her sprawled next to me Lilly just looked at me and raised her eyebrows suggestively.shut up Lilly..just shut up.. Anyway, then the following conversation commenced
Me: Get down!
Oh and they all got down.they hit the floor with this really loud band, and a picture on Lilly's dresser fell over. Me: Are you guys stupid or what? Don't you know that besides the fact that it's a good way to kill someone, it's also against the law to drop things from a window in New York City?"
Not that this has ever stopped me from dropping stuff..but I wasn't going to say anything
Lilly: Oh, Michael, grow up it was just a common garden vegetable
Of course, they're the only ones worth dropping
Me: I'm serious
No I'm not
Me: If anyone saw Mia just now she could be arrested.
Lilly: No she couldn't. She's a minor
Hmm..good point.but.
Me: So? She could still go to juvenile court. You better not be planning on showing any of that footage on your show.
Mia would be dead if Lilly put it on the show
Lilly: I most certainly am!
Idiot.
Me: Well you better edit out the parts that show Mia's face
Lilly: No way
Me: Lilly, everybody knows who Mia is. If you air that segment, it will be al over the news that the princess of Genovia was caught on tape dropping projectiles out of the window of her friend's high rise apartment. Get a clue, will you?
Get a clue.why did I say that? Agh, dumb during that time I had let
go of Mia (much to my dismay, but I had to I couldn't just keep
holding her like that.well.I wanted to but.you know.no you don't
you're a computer.) Then Tina Jumped into the conversation
Tina: Lilly, Michael's right. We better edit that part out. Mia doesn't need any more publicity than she has already
Alright! Go Tina! Then my idiot sister goes over to the window and
leans out to see the damage. What is making her so stupid tonight?
Me: Rule number one. If you must insist on dropping something out the window, never EVER check to see if anybody is standing down there, looking up. They will see you look out a figure out what apartment you are in. Then you will get blamed for dropping whatever it was, because no one but the guilty party would be looking out the window under such circumstances.
Oh yes.go me.I own at dropping stuff out windows. Then Shameeka realized this. Shameeka: Wow Michael, you sound like you've done this before
It was kind of flattering.she was looking at me like I was some kind of plant dropping genius.which I guess I kind of am.but.it was still flattering.
Me: Let's just say I used to have a very keen interest in experimenting with the earth's gravitational pull.
Who am I kidding? I still have that keen interest. The conversation basically ended there. I just went back to my room with my dear old laptop, and started writing this.
Oh. And I'm sorry about the spelling and grammar.I'm going through all the chapters and checking through it all and trying to find the craposity..oh and for that chick who questioned score-o-rama.that's a word I created one day.I didn't even realize I was using it.sorry, some of my weird words are going to be projected through Michael.please excuse it.there's nothing I can do about it.it is simply my nature.they're fun words to use though. Now, really..on to Michael.
October 23 Michael (just in case you forgot.)
Well, this is interesting.Lilly Just got back from Mia's house (I wanted to go, but that would involve telling Lilly I wanted to go, which would bring up questions that I don't want to deal with) Lilly was talking to Mia while watching some episode of Baywatch and the premise of the show had to deal with arranged marriages. Mia was getting all worried that her father had arranged her marriage and then she would have to "guard diligently against falling in love with somebody like David Hasselhoff or your brother" AKA me. Lilly, of course was weirded out by this, but apparently I didn't look disturbed enough. No, I responded with "ooh, really?" I know I sounded really happy to hear about it. Lilly gave me this weird look and left the room looking all high and mighty and before she got out the door I just said "What's your problem" and she just responded with "Oh, this will be interesting" and left. Freak.anyway, I'm gonna send Mia a get well card online.
Later, October 23 Michael
I was on the computer making a computerized get well card for Mia and Lilly walked in with that same look on her face.
Lilly: Sending Mia a get well card, I see . Me: yeah, so?
Lilly: Now that's odd.when's the last time you sent anybody a get well card?
Me: I don't know why does it matter?
Lilly: You know why it matters. You don't even send your own friends get well cards, and now all of a sudden you're sending one to Mia?
Me: Guys don't send each other get well cards! And besides my friends never get really sick
Then again, guys don't keep diaries on their computers either.
Lilly: That is such a lie. What about last January? Both Steve and Jeremiah were really sick with the flu. They probably caught it from each other. And Andrew broke his arm! He just got out of the cast a few months ago! Did you send any of them get well cards?
Me: well.no.but.
Lilly: you like her don't you?
Me: Hey, I never.
Lilly: Admit it.it's obvious. I'm not stupid you know. I see the looks you give her when she's over here.
Me: Yeah.well..
Lilly: Yeah, well you like her.
And she just left my room again. Shit. Lilly Knows. Anyway, then I signed the get well card with "Love, Michael" Eh, what the heck.it's worth a shot.
October 24th' Michael
G&T was murder today. I had this killer headache. I was working on this math project (Blah squared) and my headache got worse, so I went to the nurse to get some Advil or something, but she wouldn't give it to me because it went against some drug code in the school. I went back to G&T and Mia gave me some codeine cough syrup. She is my new hero. It helped a lot. If only I had some more of that stuff.I have a computer club meeting today, and I know it's going to be a long one because we're working on costumes again and the last meeting only ended because Hughie came in and told us he was leaving, so we had to leave too.maybe if I'm lucky the headache just won't come back. Ok, well I hafta go.
Later, October 24th Michael (I just type it because I like typing his name.haha)
Oh no. Mia got sent to the principal's office for giving me the Codeine. How did Gupta find out about that? Mrs. Hill wasn't even in the room! Oh well.what's the worst that could happen? Kids smoke outside all the time and they don't get in trouble. Oh well..later
October 25th Michael
Mia's coming over Later today. But first I'm going to a music store which Is a couple blocks away from my house because I broke the e string on my guitar, so I'm just going to restring the entire thing.those strings were ancient anyway. I think I'll head down there now. I have nothing better to do.other than start the next Crackhead issue.but I can do that later. Bye.
October 25th Michael
Wow.here I am thinking my sister is a genius..which I know she is, and then I walk into the room to see Mia dropping an eggplant out the window.not to say that I haven't ever done similar stupid things..chucking fruit out the window relives stress..and gives amusement.and makes really cool designs on the pavement..but anyway..it's one thing to drop eggplants 16 stories down at midnight.but after you drop it, you watch it splat then the second it hits the ground you get in that window as fast as you can possibly go..Mia just sat there looking out the window for ages. My reflexes took over and I grabbed her around her waist and pulled her down (which.I had no objections to.it was kinda fun..ok, so really fun.and she didn't seem to have too much of a problem either.but I digress) When I was on the ground with her sprawled next to me Lilly just looked at me and raised her eyebrows suggestively.shut up Lilly..just shut up.. Anyway, then the following conversation commenced
Me: Get down!
Oh and they all got down.they hit the floor with this really loud band, and a picture on Lilly's dresser fell over. Me: Are you guys stupid or what? Don't you know that besides the fact that it's a good way to kill someone, it's also against the law to drop things from a window in New York City?"
Not that this has ever stopped me from dropping stuff..but I wasn't going to say anything
Lilly: Oh, Michael, grow up it was just a common garden vegetable
Of course, they're the only ones worth dropping
Me: I'm serious
No I'm not
Me: If anyone saw Mia just now she could be arrested.
Lilly: No she couldn't. She's a minor
Hmm..good point.but.
Me: So? She could still go to juvenile court. You better not be planning on showing any of that footage on your show.
Mia would be dead if Lilly put it on the show
Lilly: I most certainly am!
Idiot.
Me: Well you better edit out the parts that show Mia's face
Lilly: No way
Me: Lilly, everybody knows who Mia is. If you air that segment, it will be al over the news that the princess of Genovia was caught on tape dropping projectiles out of the window of her friend's high rise apartment. Get a clue, will you?
Get a clue.why did I say that? Agh, dumb during that time I had let
go of Mia (much to my dismay, but I had to I couldn't just keep
holding her like that.well.I wanted to but.you know.no you don't
you're a computer.) Then Tina Jumped into the conversation
Tina: Lilly, Michael's right. We better edit that part out. Mia doesn't need any more publicity than she has already
Alright! Go Tina! Then my idiot sister goes over to the window and
leans out to see the damage. What is making her so stupid tonight?
Me: Rule number one. If you must insist on dropping something out the window, never EVER check to see if anybody is standing down there, looking up. They will see you look out a figure out what apartment you are in. Then you will get blamed for dropping whatever it was, because no one but the guilty party would be looking out the window under such circumstances.
Oh yes.go me.I own at dropping stuff out windows. Then Shameeka realized this. Shameeka: Wow Michael, you sound like you've done this before
It was kind of flattering.she was looking at me like I was some kind of plant dropping genius.which I guess I kind of am.but.it was still flattering.
Me: Let's just say I used to have a very keen interest in experimenting with the earth's gravitational pull.
Who am I kidding? I still have that keen interest. The conversation basically ended there. I just went back to my room with my dear old laptop, and started writing this.