The Body- Figments

By Rosie and Amelia

Disclaimer: People if you think these Characters belong to me I suggest you go check and see what's in your water. These characters belong to people way over in America you know Joss and what such, go hassle them….

Once again I would like to worship Amelia cos she rocks, She's my wall… I mean I bounce things off of her…. Metaphorically, I metaphorically bounce ideas of off her..…

and she Betas me. My stories I mean.

Oh hey, I just want to thank both HonorH and Leanne8582 for reminding me twice to change Mummy to Mommy; I finally did it, replacing Dawn and Buffy with the thing… anyhow THANK YOU! 

"Let 'em give me a ticket."

Who cares if I have a ticket?


Who cares if I have to pay money to some stupid people I've never met?


They've never met Joyce.


They don't know about her... they don't know about Buffy, or Dawn.... they don't even care.

Joyce cared, she didn't turn me away when my dearest family (note the sarcasm) got into one of their drunken fights and I needed somewhere to stay.

I spent most of my teenage years there… braiding Willow's hair with Buffy while we watched unintelligible Hindi soap operas.

And her food... she sure made some good thanksgiving dinners for me, again, without my family.

Family, what a joke. My parents are nothing more then donors… my real family is
Them; Anya, Buffy, Willow, Giles, Tara, Joyce and the Dawnster


Oh God Dawn….
What's going to happen to her now?

Sometimes I wish Joyce didn't know about Buffy. I wish she'd never found out. It probably caused her sleepless nights, and she didn't need any of them.

I remember the time… no too soon to think about that.

I told her I was a conquistador. I hope she's comfortable now.

Anya's still talking, still asking questions. How am I supposed to know? I've never faced death before.
Well I have, almost every day, living here on the good old mouth of hell.
But not like this, not with someone… Someone I loved.


There was Jesse, my best bud apart from Will. But we never went through this. He died unnaturally, not from human causes.

Pounding the big evil won't solve this one – there's nothing Buffy can do to bring her mom back.
If only there was something... I have to do something.


I feel like I need to rip apart whoever's responsible for Joyce, but I can't.


I can't do anything.


I'm just useless Xander again,


The Zeppo.

Author's Note: This is from the other author, Xanya-Forever. This lovely Xander piece was done by Rosie and I. Like a squash court with walls and bouncing balls… got a tad confusing. Anyway, on to the point I'm making. Wait, I don't know if there's a point, I just like doing Author's Notes. Well I suppose that reviews would extra lovely, so review hehehehehe.