All you bastards who referred to me as Soju-kun, shall henceforth call me Soju-SAMA!!! MuahahahhaahaaaaaaAaaAahaaaaaaa *passes out from lack of breath*
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.
Song of the day: Bitch Please
Wow! I wasn't expecting such positive reviews. To tell the truth, I forgot about Sota -_-'
Like-anyother: Um… it isn't R or NC-17. So far it's still PG-13 I think. If you read my note again, I said the rating may go up in the future. So I didn't trick you.
Jurei: Ya like my writing huh? Well that's good. Now email my principal and tell him to put my ass in Honors Language Arts like I want to be in.
For the last chapter, I could see everything in my head but it was kinda hard figuring out how to put it in words. I also didn't know where to have Inuyasha and Kagome meet. Inspiration struck me when I walked to the local Circle K to buy a coke. There weren't any whores but the scenery seemed perfect. Anyways, just so you know, Inuyasha is 20, Kagome 16, Sesshoumaru 26, Rin 16, Sota 7, Shippo 8, Sango 16, Miroku 18, Myouga is god knows how old.
And something I forgot to mention: THERE IS NO KIKYO!!!! Lol
Just as a side note, I downloaded this funny ass video of some guy doing the crip walk at a Ice Cube concert or something… anyone know what the song is?
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Kagome had kept crying, tears of joy and relief soaking Inuyasha's shirt. After another 5 minutes or so, the girl had fallen asleep, still keeping Inuyasha in her embrace. About 10 minutes later, they reached the gate, Inuyasha still holding her nervously, resisting the urge to laugh. He wanted to laugh because her breath was tickling his stomach. He was starting to turn red, this time from the effort of not laughing. Myouga pulled up by the guest house. It was a few hundred feet away from the main house, and the size of most people's house and yard combined.
Inuyasha opened the door, trying not to wake up the girl who was laying against his stomach. After half a minute of careful maneuvering, he had finally got out of the limo, carrying Kagome in his arms, bridal style. He stared at the girl sleeping peacefully in his arms, watching the way her chest rose and fell, listening to her breath…
"Inuyasha!" yelled a small voice. Inuyasha shook his head.
"Shippo, be quiet." he said sternly. "She's trying to sleep." he continued, showing the 7 year old boy the bundle in his arms.
"Oh. So you finally scored?" he asked. "I didn't think you would be the kind of guy who would do it in the limo." said Shippo thoughtfully. "You know, she's pretty young." he finished, looking at her carefully.
{Mental note: Beat up Miroku for teaching Shippo things like that.} All of the sudden, a scream of 'HENTAI!!!!' rang out, as well as the sound of breaking glass and (probably) bone. {Nevermind. Sango beat me to it.} he thought. {I hope he doesn't have to go to the ICU again.} He remembered when that happened. It was obvious that Miroku was in love with his Security Officer by the way that he refused to press charges against her. Inuyasha didn't care as long as they didn't do 'it' in his bed or his Jaguar. He'd given his 'Cedes to Miroku for his birthday/Welcome back from the intensive care unit gift. Of course they way things were looking, he wouldn't have to worry about that for some time now. Hearing a dull 'thud' and a scream, he wondered why Miroku was groping a girl who had a black belt in more than 3 martial arts. Kagome stirred gently and tried to wrap her arms around him again unconsciously. He realized he had been just standing there for a while.
"Shippo tell Sango and Miroku…" Inuyasha looked around. {Damn he already left.} He knew what that meant. Miroku would be congratulating him for finally having 'getting some'. He sighed and opened the door of the house and walked over to the master bedroom, gently depositing his burden onto the large bed, pulling the blankets over her. He leaned down, studying the features of her face. She could easily be a model when her figure rounded out a bit more. He looked at her lips. There was something alluring about them, the way they were gently parted in her sleep, glistening with the coat of saliva over them, her warm breath tickling his own lips… He had been leaning in closer, not realizing it. Their lips were dangerously close. Suddenly, his lips gently brushed against hers, snapping him back to reality. {Stop acting like a pervert!} he screamed at himself. {Not even Miroku would kiss an unconscious girl.} he thought guiltily. Getting up to leave, he took one last look at her sleeping form as he leaned against the door way. The feeling was back again. It was almost paining him to leave her. He sighed. {What is she doing to me?}
~~~Inuyasha's Room~~~
He stripped down to his doggie-bone boxers, preoccupied. Laying down in his bed, he contemplated. Then after a few minutes of hard contemplating, he realized he'd forgotten to take a shower. Getting up, he stripped the rest of his clothes off [Don't think I can't see all you girls drooling.] and hopped into the shower. He had a very large shower. It was because he loved taking showers that he had a custom made shower that was made to simulate rain. It was the size of an average living room. It even had waterproof furniture.
First he turned the temperature to hot. Then he looked down and sighed, turning the temperature to cold. After a few minutes of that he was shivering so he turned it back to hot and turned off the lights, laying down on the lawn chair that he had dragged in there. For some reason it helped him think and relax like that, the warm drops of water almost like a massage. After thirty minutes of that, he moved into the steam room, finding he still couldn't relax. After about an hour in there, he moved to the sauna, then finally back to bed.
The reason that he couldn't relax was this; thoughts of the ex-prostitute constantly plagued his mind. He couldn't shake them. Looking over at the large empty spot on the left side of his bed, super-imposed the image of Kagome sleeping there. He frowned, then smiled, then frowned again before he could fall asleep, a smile staying on his face while he slept dreamlessly.
~~~That Morning~~~
Kagome Higurashi woke up slowly, filtering through many stages of consciousness. After laying there for a few minutes, fully awake, she bolted upright.
"SHIT!!! I forgot my brother!!!" she screamed, jumping up and running around. {This must be Inuyasha's house, so WHERE IS HE?} she asked herself. Finding the door, she ran out, still looking for him, amazed at the sight that greeted her. {Wow…} she thought. {I guess… _that_ one is his house.} She was looking at the mansion. She walked over, going through the nearest door. When she flicked the light switch, it turned out to be the door to his garage. She looked around in wonder, identifying what cars she could. There was millions of dollars worth in there. A Jaguar XJ 220, an Aston Martin Vantage, several Ferrari's and other types of Jaguar… suddenly she heard a scream from what sounded like a small boy as she burst through the door leading to the main house. She found the source of the scream.
"HAHAHAHAHA!! I won Shippo! Finally I beat you!" yelled Inuyasha who seemed to be doing some sort of happy dance.
"No fair! No fair! I'll get you for this Inuyasha!!" screamed Shippo, having a tantrum. Kagome looked over to the TV screen and saw a 'Player 2 Wins' sign.
"What are you guys doing?" she asked. {Acting like little kids.} she thought.
"Playing Tekken 4." they replied in synch. "And I won!!" said a smiling Inuyasha, only to have his foot stepped on surreptitiously.
{Time to put on my 'cute lil boy' act.} thought Shippo.
"Shippo, lemme guess your thoughts. 'Time to put on my 'cute lil boy' act'?" he asked. Shippo blushed and nodded. "Hahahahahahahaha. It won't work this time!" Kagome knelt down.
"Is Inuyasha being mean to you?" she asked. Shippo looked surprised, like, 'how can she be so stupid?' and glanced up at Inuyasha like 'you slept with someone that stupid?' and Inuyasha responded with a glaring 'NO!!!'. Shippo caught himself quickly and made his eyes water.
"Y-yeah. *sniffle sniffle*" he said in a pouting voice.
"Wow, you are good." said Kagome standing up. "Little kids are ridiculously good at videogames these days aren't they?" asked Kagome. Inuyasha smiled.
"Hell yeah. I've never beaten the little fox before." he said, indicating Shippo as 'the little fox'. Kagome nodded.
"I've never beaten Sota. Which reminds me. YOU FORGOT MY BROTHER YOU BASTARD!!!" she screamed. Inuyasha backed away, fear in his eyes. He could win a fight with almost anyone on the planet as long as they weren't in a blind rage AND female.
"Uh um… b-b-but you.. Uh…" he resorted to plan B. "Where is he?" he asked. Making excuses would probably make things worse.
"Get into the car!" she yelled, bursting into the garage.
"Which one?" he asked innocently. She looked over.
"That one!" she said, pointing to the XJ 220.
"I'm not sure it's legal to drive one of those in this state." he said. He opened the door to the BMW 750iL. "Hop in." Kagome complied. He started the engine, though she only noticed because some incredibly loud music began blaring.
~1, 2, 3 into the 4, Snoop Doggy Dog and Dr. Dre is at the door-~
"TURN THAT SHIT OFF!" Kagome screamed. The stress of what might have happened to her brother was really getting to her. Inuyasha nervously tried to comply, but missed the stop button and hit the next track button.
~As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life, and realize there's nothing left. 'Cause I been blastin and laughin so long that, even my momma thinks that my mind is gone~
She twitched nervouslyKagome gave up and leaned back into the (very comfortable) seat. She enjoyed the symphonic beat and the chorus at least. The main part wasn't _bad_ either. "I left him two blocks away from where I was… where I was." she said. Inuyasha nodded and drove towards the Circle K.
"Can I pick up some Gardettos?" he asked. "I haven't had breakfast yet."* Kagome glared at him. "After we pick up Sota." he added nervously. {Shit! What is it about this woman?}
A few minutes later they found the seven year old boy asleep, huddled against a wall in a back alley. Inuyasha hopped out of his car walked over to the boy. Kagome followed.
"Oi, kid. Get up. You're gonna be living at my mansion." he said, nudging his side with his foot. Sota groggily opened his eyes. He stared at Inuyasha for a few seconds, and blinked in rapid succession.
"You're Inuyasha West, aren't you!!!" he said, jumping up. "Ohmygod I never thought I would see you! Can I have an autograph! I've seen every one of your fights before our parents died have I missed any? What are you doing with my sister? Where did you get that dress nichan? It looks too small?" he gasped. He turned to Inuyasha again. "How did you get so strong? Are you gonna fight your brother again? Or Kouga? Can I have your autograph? And a picture?"
"Uh… sure. You're going to be living with me you know." he said. "And aren't you going to say hi to your sister?" he asked.
"I see my sister every day. But it's not every day that I get to see my hero!" he said excitedly and hugged Inuyasha's leg. Kagome felt her veins popping in her forehead. Inuyasha walked over to his car with Sota stuck to his leg like a leech. Unrelenting in it's grip, not moving until it gets what it wants.
"Can I have an autograph?" he asked.
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End of chapter 2. So…. What do you think? I want at least 70 reviews, but I'll still post the next chapter up even I don't get more unlike SOME PEOPLE *glares at people who won't post the next chapter until they get a certain amount of reviews*
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.
Song of the day: Bitch Please
Wow! I wasn't expecting such positive reviews. To tell the truth, I forgot about Sota -_-'
Like-anyother: Um… it isn't R or NC-17. So far it's still PG-13 I think. If you read my note again, I said the rating may go up in the future. So I didn't trick you.
Jurei: Ya like my writing huh? Well that's good. Now email my principal and tell him to put my ass in Honors Language Arts like I want to be in.
For the last chapter, I could see everything in my head but it was kinda hard figuring out how to put it in words. I also didn't know where to have Inuyasha and Kagome meet. Inspiration struck me when I walked to the local Circle K to buy a coke. There weren't any whores but the scenery seemed perfect. Anyways, just so you know, Inuyasha is 20, Kagome 16, Sesshoumaru 26, Rin 16, Sota 7, Shippo 8, Sango 16, Miroku 18, Myouga is god knows how old.
And something I forgot to mention: THERE IS NO KIKYO!!!! Lol
Just as a side note, I downloaded this funny ass video of some guy doing the crip walk at a Ice Cube concert or something… anyone know what the song is?
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Kagome had kept crying, tears of joy and relief soaking Inuyasha's shirt. After another 5 minutes or so, the girl had fallen asleep, still keeping Inuyasha in her embrace. About 10 minutes later, they reached the gate, Inuyasha still holding her nervously, resisting the urge to laugh. He wanted to laugh because her breath was tickling his stomach. He was starting to turn red, this time from the effort of not laughing. Myouga pulled up by the guest house. It was a few hundred feet away from the main house, and the size of most people's house and yard combined.
Inuyasha opened the door, trying not to wake up the girl who was laying against his stomach. After half a minute of careful maneuvering, he had finally got out of the limo, carrying Kagome in his arms, bridal style. He stared at the girl sleeping peacefully in his arms, watching the way her chest rose and fell, listening to her breath…
"Inuyasha!" yelled a small voice. Inuyasha shook his head.
"Shippo, be quiet." he said sternly. "She's trying to sleep." he continued, showing the 7 year old boy the bundle in his arms.
"Oh. So you finally scored?" he asked. "I didn't think you would be the kind of guy who would do it in the limo." said Shippo thoughtfully. "You know, she's pretty young." he finished, looking at her carefully.
{Mental note: Beat up Miroku for teaching Shippo things like that.} All of the sudden, a scream of 'HENTAI!!!!' rang out, as well as the sound of breaking glass and (probably) bone. {Nevermind. Sango beat me to it.} he thought. {I hope he doesn't have to go to the ICU again.} He remembered when that happened. It was obvious that Miroku was in love with his Security Officer by the way that he refused to press charges against her. Inuyasha didn't care as long as they didn't do 'it' in his bed or his Jaguar. He'd given his 'Cedes to Miroku for his birthday/Welcome back from the intensive care unit gift. Of course they way things were looking, he wouldn't have to worry about that for some time now. Hearing a dull 'thud' and a scream, he wondered why Miroku was groping a girl who had a black belt in more than 3 martial arts. Kagome stirred gently and tried to wrap her arms around him again unconsciously. He realized he had been just standing there for a while.
"Shippo tell Sango and Miroku…" Inuyasha looked around. {Damn he already left.} He knew what that meant. Miroku would be congratulating him for finally having 'getting some'. He sighed and opened the door of the house and walked over to the master bedroom, gently depositing his burden onto the large bed, pulling the blankets over her. He leaned down, studying the features of her face. She could easily be a model when her figure rounded out a bit more. He looked at her lips. There was something alluring about them, the way they were gently parted in her sleep, glistening with the coat of saliva over them, her warm breath tickling his own lips… He had been leaning in closer, not realizing it. Their lips were dangerously close. Suddenly, his lips gently brushed against hers, snapping him back to reality. {Stop acting like a pervert!} he screamed at himself. {Not even Miroku would kiss an unconscious girl.} he thought guiltily. Getting up to leave, he took one last look at her sleeping form as he leaned against the door way. The feeling was back again. It was almost paining him to leave her. He sighed. {What is she doing to me?}
~~~Inuyasha's Room~~~
He stripped down to his doggie-bone boxers, preoccupied. Laying down in his bed, he contemplated. Then after a few minutes of hard contemplating, he realized he'd forgotten to take a shower. Getting up, he stripped the rest of his clothes off [Don't think I can't see all you girls drooling.] and hopped into the shower. He had a very large shower. It was because he loved taking showers that he had a custom made shower that was made to simulate rain. It was the size of an average living room. It even had waterproof furniture.
First he turned the temperature to hot. Then he looked down and sighed, turning the temperature to cold. After a few minutes of that he was shivering so he turned it back to hot and turned off the lights, laying down on the lawn chair that he had dragged in there. For some reason it helped him think and relax like that, the warm drops of water almost like a massage. After thirty minutes of that, he moved into the steam room, finding he still couldn't relax. After about an hour in there, he moved to the sauna, then finally back to bed.
The reason that he couldn't relax was this; thoughts of the ex-prostitute constantly plagued his mind. He couldn't shake them. Looking over at the large empty spot on the left side of his bed, super-imposed the image of Kagome sleeping there. He frowned, then smiled, then frowned again before he could fall asleep, a smile staying on his face while he slept dreamlessly.
~~~That Morning~~~
Kagome Higurashi woke up slowly, filtering through many stages of consciousness. After laying there for a few minutes, fully awake, she bolted upright.
"SHIT!!! I forgot my brother!!!" she screamed, jumping up and running around. {This must be Inuyasha's house, so WHERE IS HE?} she asked herself. Finding the door, she ran out, still looking for him, amazed at the sight that greeted her. {Wow…} she thought. {I guess… _that_ one is his house.} She was looking at the mansion. She walked over, going through the nearest door. When she flicked the light switch, it turned out to be the door to his garage. She looked around in wonder, identifying what cars she could. There was millions of dollars worth in there. A Jaguar XJ 220, an Aston Martin Vantage, several Ferrari's and other types of Jaguar… suddenly she heard a scream from what sounded like a small boy as she burst through the door leading to the main house. She found the source of the scream.
"HAHAHAHAHA!! I won Shippo! Finally I beat you!" yelled Inuyasha who seemed to be doing some sort of happy dance.
"No fair! No fair! I'll get you for this Inuyasha!!" screamed Shippo, having a tantrum. Kagome looked over to the TV screen and saw a 'Player 2 Wins' sign.
"What are you guys doing?" she asked. {Acting like little kids.} she thought.
"Playing Tekken 4." they replied in synch. "And I won!!" said a smiling Inuyasha, only to have his foot stepped on surreptitiously.
{Time to put on my 'cute lil boy' act.} thought Shippo.
"Shippo, lemme guess your thoughts. 'Time to put on my 'cute lil boy' act'?" he asked. Shippo blushed and nodded. "Hahahahahahahaha. It won't work this time!" Kagome knelt down.
"Is Inuyasha being mean to you?" she asked. Shippo looked surprised, like, 'how can she be so stupid?' and glanced up at Inuyasha like 'you slept with someone that stupid?' and Inuyasha responded with a glaring 'NO!!!'. Shippo caught himself quickly and made his eyes water.
"Y-yeah. *sniffle sniffle*" he said in a pouting voice.
"Wow, you are good." said Kagome standing up. "Little kids are ridiculously good at videogames these days aren't they?" asked Kagome. Inuyasha smiled.
"Hell yeah. I've never beaten the little fox before." he said, indicating Shippo as 'the little fox'. Kagome nodded.
"I've never beaten Sota. Which reminds me. YOU FORGOT MY BROTHER YOU BASTARD!!!" she screamed. Inuyasha backed away, fear in his eyes. He could win a fight with almost anyone on the planet as long as they weren't in a blind rage AND female.
"Uh um… b-b-but you.. Uh…" he resorted to plan B. "Where is he?" he asked. Making excuses would probably make things worse.
"Get into the car!" she yelled, bursting into the garage.
"Which one?" he asked innocently. She looked over.
"That one!" she said, pointing to the XJ 220.
"I'm not sure it's legal to drive one of those in this state." he said. He opened the door to the BMW 750iL. "Hop in." Kagome complied. He started the engine, though she only noticed because some incredibly loud music began blaring.
~1, 2, 3 into the 4, Snoop Doggy Dog and Dr. Dre is at the door-~
"TURN THAT SHIT OFF!" Kagome screamed. The stress of what might have happened to her brother was really getting to her. Inuyasha nervously tried to comply, but missed the stop button and hit the next track button.
~As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life, and realize there's nothing left. 'Cause I been blastin and laughin so long that, even my momma thinks that my mind is gone~
She twitched nervouslyKagome gave up and leaned back into the (very comfortable) seat. She enjoyed the symphonic beat and the chorus at least. The main part wasn't _bad_ either. "I left him two blocks away from where I was… where I was." she said. Inuyasha nodded and drove towards the Circle K.
"Can I pick up some Gardettos?" he asked. "I haven't had breakfast yet."* Kagome glared at him. "After we pick up Sota." he added nervously. {Shit! What is it about this woman?}
A few minutes later they found the seven year old boy asleep, huddled against a wall in a back alley. Inuyasha hopped out of his car walked over to the boy. Kagome followed.
"Oi, kid. Get up. You're gonna be living at my mansion." he said, nudging his side with his foot. Sota groggily opened his eyes. He stared at Inuyasha for a few seconds, and blinked in rapid succession.
"You're Inuyasha West, aren't you!!!" he said, jumping up. "Ohmygod I never thought I would see you! Can I have an autograph! I've seen every one of your fights before our parents died have I missed any? What are you doing with my sister? Where did you get that dress nichan? It looks too small?" he gasped. He turned to Inuyasha again. "How did you get so strong? Are you gonna fight your brother again? Or Kouga? Can I have your autograph? And a picture?"
"Uh… sure. You're going to be living with me you know." he said. "And aren't you going to say hi to your sister?" he asked.
"I see my sister every day. But it's not every day that I get to see my hero!" he said excitedly and hugged Inuyasha's leg. Kagome felt her veins popping in her forehead. Inuyasha walked over to his car with Sota stuck to his leg like a leech. Unrelenting in it's grip, not moving until it gets what it wants.
"Can I have an autograph?" he asked.
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End of chapter 2. So…. What do you think? I want at least 70 reviews, but I'll still post the next chapter up even I don't get more unlike SOME PEOPLE *glares at people who won't post the next chapter until they get a certain amount of reviews*