Inuyasha not belonging to me. Speak English not so good, no?
QotD Train: Sure! Rojarna is famous for its onion dumplings as souvenirs! I always wanted to eat one once. Sven: So that's your objective..
-Train and Sven, Black Cat, available free! At toriyamasworld.com!
QotD2 "Uh. yo mommas so old she used to gangbang with the Hebrews nigga!" "Fuck you man fuck you!"
-Prelude to 'Growing Pains', Ludacris
Lets see a short summary of what happened since I last posted a chapter (8 months ago? LoL) I lost my internet from February to just a little bit before the end of school, I went to Idaho for 2 weeks, and moved to my grandpas house.
But that's no excuse! I'm ready for my punishment, but only if your female, dressed in black leather, and has a whip.
Er. never mind. ____________________________________________________________________________ __
Kagome got up to the sound of her brother yelling.
"Kagome you sleepy head get up!" he yelled while he repeatedly beat her over the head with a pillow. Shippo chose that moment to walk in.
"Oi Sota, that looks like fun, can I do it too?" he asked.
"Just trying to get my sister to wake up." Sota responded. Shippo shrugged and grabbed a pillow.
"Ok fine already." mumbled Kagome, rousing from her sleep like Godzilla coming out of the Pacific Ocean, blankets and pillows cascading off her scaly green back, every breath having enough radioactivity to level New York in a single blow.
Inuyasha walked in and took one look at Kagome and raised his eyebrow. "Holy shit woman you have some serious problems." he remarked. Any lesser man would have ran in terror from the spectacle in front of him.
"Shut up Inuyasha." she mumbled, getting ready to take her customary half hour long shower in Inuyasha's house. It was lucky Inuyasha had so many bathrooms that way, what with Inuyasha having six other people living with him. Kagome simply walked the distance between her room in the guest house and Inuyasha's shower. She walked into the said triple XL sized shower and turned on the tap, delighting in the feeling of a downpour of hot water beating a comforting pattern on her back. She gave one last sigh and fell asleep again. ____________________________________________________________________________ __ "Damn it Shippo, why don't YOU check on her if you're so worried?" asked Inuyasha.
"She's been in the shower for over two hours!! Either she's dead or. dead." mumbled Shippo. Miroku walked in with a Pepsi.
"I'll check on her." he said innocently. Inuyasha raised his eyebrow.
".hell no... DAMN!! Fine I'll check on her." Inuyasha got up and walked towards his shower room. "And when I get back, if I'm fucking dead, your ass is back on the street Shippo!" he yelled, jerking his thumb towards the TV. The Tekken 4 pause screen was still there.
Inuyasha turned the corner and walked to the door to his shower room. He opened it, ignoring the fact that Kagome was supposedly in there. "Yo Kagome what the hell are you. you." his mouth opened and closed repeatedly. "do. um.." he simply walked out and closed the door.
"Hentai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ____________________________________________________________________________ __
Kagome woke up and noticed that, miraculously, the water was still hot. {I wonder how long I've been asleep.} she thought. Kagome stood up and stretched, then turned off the water and grabbed a towel from the closet. {Never going to get used to how freaking rich he is.}
Still facing the closet door, which, coincidentally was opposite to the entrance door, she began drying herself off.
"..Your ass is back on the street Shippo!" Kagome heard in the distance. {Must be fighting over videogames or something again.} she thought as she bent over to dry off her legs. Suddenly the door slammed open. Kagome froze, still bent over in a relatively compromising situation.
"Yo Kagome what the hell are you. you. do. um.."
Kagome calmly got up and turned around, wrapping the towel around herself, just in time to see the door close. She took a deep breath and screamed. ____________________________________________________________________________ __
Shippo sighed and clutched his head in his hand. "Fine Miroku, you win that one." {Never bet _for_ Inuyasha's common sense again. How can he be so stupid as not to knock?} He unpaused the game with a shaking hand and did an unblockable, killing Inuyasha's character, just in time to see Inuyasha himself walk by with a silly grin.
"Oi, Inuyasha what are you-" Shippo stopped talking as Inuyasha walked into a wall and fell down.
"Inuyasha. ah. are you okay?" asked a concerned Miroku.
"." No response.
"." Shippo just stared.
"Miroku-san where is all the Pepsi." Sango asked walking in, accidentally stepping on Inuyasha. "Oops." Inuyasha giggled.
"What's he doing?" asked Sango.
"." Was her response.
"He probably saw Kagome naked." responded Shippo. He turned to Miroku. "Maybe he forgot about the game?" he asked hopefully.
"Probably." responded Miroku. "Lucky bastard." Sota walked in this time.
"Hey where is all the Pepsi?" he asked, still standing on Inuyasha. He looked down. "Oops. Inuyasha-niisan are you alright?" he asked.
"Don't worry, he's fine." responded Shippo. "Hey, wanna play?" he asked Sota.
"Sure!" he said enthusiastically. "What game?" he asked.
"Tekken 4." responded Shippo.
"Aww. you're going down!!" he yelled, jumping over the couch and bouncing onto the seat while grabbing a controller.
Shippo snorted. "In your dreams."
~Hwoar- Kazuya Mishima~ said the announcer ~Beep. beep. beep. FIGHT!~ the announcer guy finished.
Kagome walked in and kicked Inuyasha in the side while drying off her hair. "I'm thirsty. Anyone got a Pepsi?" she asked.
Miroku shuffled out surreptitiously, hoping no one noticed the large pile of Pepsi cans in his room while he went to buy more. ____________________________________________________________________________ __
~Beep. beep. beep. FIGHT!~ the announcer said for the 200th time. The sound of fighting rang out in the background. The score was at 67-67-14.
"Hey. do you know where Inuyasha went?" Sango asked Miroku.
"Nope." he replied as he sipped on a coke.
"You bastard! That was unfair! Pulling out my controller like that!" screamed Shippo.
"Oh yeah? You're the one who said there was ten dollars on the ground!" Sota yelled back.
"You started it! You 'accidentally' bumped into me during a juggle!! You would have been dead!" contested the kitsune-esque kid.
"Oh yeah? YOU pushed me off the couch before that!" screamed Sota.
"Ya wanna go?!?" asked Shippo, standing up and pointing his finger at Sota.
"Anywhere, anytime!!" screamed Sota just as they both went down wrestling.
"Is it safe to let them play like that?" Kagome asked walking in.
"Sure." said Inuyasha who followed closely behind.
"Hey where were you guys?" asked Miroku.
"At the high school. I had to get her enrolled." replied Inuyasha.
"Oh. Same one as me?" asked Sango.
"You go to school?" Kagome asked.
"Yeah. I'm only 16 you know." she said, taking another sip. Shippo suddenly stood up with his foot on Sota's chest and laughed evilly.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I am victorious! Do you admit defeat??"
"Never! Good always wins against evil!" yelled Sota as he pulled on Shippo's leg, causing him to fall down.
Kagome watched them fight and turned to Inuyasha. "I wonder if it's going to be okay having them live together. They don't seem to be getting along very well." she said just as another shout of "BASTARD!" along with an "OW!! THAT HURT! DIE EVILDOER!!" was heard in the background.
"Naw. by now they'll probably be best friends for life." Inuyasha said. "Me an' Miroku used to fight like that all the time. And look now, I'm still letting him leech off of me." Miroku looked annoyed but ignored the comment.
"Well. but are you sure it's safe?" asked Kagome.
"Sure." said Inuyasha, trying to take a drink but spilling it all over himself because of the Tail that flew into his stomach. "They *gasp* can't hurt each other *gasp* seriously." he said, laying on the ground trying to get his breath back.
"Hahahaha. getting the wind knocked out of you by a kid." said Miroku.
"Freeloader!" yelled Inuyasha, pointing his finger at Miroku.
"GAHHHHHH!!!!" yelled Sota, who had somehow grabbed a bokken and was trying to recreate some attacks from Rurouni Kenshin. Shippo screamed and ran down the hallway to the training room.
"Hey! You wanna go?" Miroku asked.
"Sure thing, Bozou!" replied Inuyasha.
"Anytime, any place, hanyou!" said Miroku.
"That's it! The usual place Bozou!" Inuyasha yelled as they ran off.
"Inuyasha and Miroku still do that from time to time." Sango said.
"OW! That was no fair you bastard monk! Grabbing that staff like that!" yelled Inuyasha from a few rooms away.
"DIE!!!" Shippo screamed.
"EVIL BASTARD!" Sota screamed, followed by Inuyasha yelping.
"Inuyasha! Are you okay?" asked Shippo.
"Inuyasha! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hit you there!!!" said Sota.
Sango winced. "Poor guy." she said.
"I can still fight!" Inuyasha yelled somewhere in the back, followed by three screams and evil laughter.
"Boys." Kagome muttered.
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"Get. a. job. bastard." Inuyasha tried to yell as he weakly punched Miroku almost hard enough to tear a wet paper bag.
"I. will.!!" Miroku yelled, standing up under the pile of various practice weapons that Inuyasha had pelted him with. Bokkens cascaded off of him as he pointed a finger towards the sky. "I'll get a job! And I'll make more money than you Inuyasha!"
".*heavy breathing*."
Inuyasha was asleep.
"Hmph. Now where were the wanted ads.?" Miroku mused as he quietly walked away considering his options.
A few minutes after Miroku left, Kagome walked in the practice room to check on the apparent silence. After scanning the room for a few seconds, Kagome had still not found any signs of life. Just as she was about to leave, an arm wrapped around her leg.
"Eep!" she eeped as she jerked back. Looking down, she identified the offending arm as Inuyasha's. When he turned over sleepily, she noticed the indentations of the tatami mat pressed into his skin. Smiling lightly, she kneeled down and shook him gently.
"Inuyasha. wake up. Inuyasha." she continued for almost a minute before quitting. {Totally passed out. I guess I'll just have to carry him to his room.} In a normal house, this would not be a problem, but in a 30 thousand square foot 4 wing house, going from one side to another while carrying a 200 pound fighter can be challenging for even the most well built 16 year old school girls.
Bending down, she tried to lift him up bridal style, but found she couldn't. She then tried to lift him up in a fireman carry, and barely succeeded. It took her nearly 10 minutes to carry him all the way to his room.
Kicking open his door sweaty and breathing hard, she looked around. Finding the object of her search, she dropped him on his bed with a little more force than was required. But he still didn't wake up. And he was on top of her arm. With a small murmer, he rolled over, but in the wrong direction. She was forced to bend her elbow as he now laid across her entire arm up to her shoulder, leaving her face perilously close to his. She frantically tried to pull her arm out, but to no avail. Finally, she gave up and decided to rest a moment and think of the best way to extricate herself. She layed her head sideways across his chest and sighed.
And a single golden eye opened.
".Uh."
Startled, Kagome jerked back, only to be caught by her arm.
"Hi." Inuyasha said.
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Well. There. End. I have chapter 4 written by the way, I'm just editing it. And I WILL be posting regularly now. Life is not so hectic anymore. Side note: First day of high school starts tomorrow. I'm a freshie. w00t.
QotD Train: Sure! Rojarna is famous for its onion dumplings as souvenirs! I always wanted to eat one once. Sven: So that's your objective..
-Train and Sven, Black Cat, available free! At toriyamasworld.com!
QotD2 "Uh. yo mommas so old she used to gangbang with the Hebrews nigga!" "Fuck you man fuck you!"
-Prelude to 'Growing Pains', Ludacris
Lets see a short summary of what happened since I last posted a chapter (8 months ago? LoL) I lost my internet from February to just a little bit before the end of school, I went to Idaho for 2 weeks, and moved to my grandpas house.
But that's no excuse! I'm ready for my punishment, but only if your female, dressed in black leather, and has a whip.
Er. never mind. ____________________________________________________________________________ __
Kagome got up to the sound of her brother yelling.
"Kagome you sleepy head get up!" he yelled while he repeatedly beat her over the head with a pillow. Shippo chose that moment to walk in.
"Oi Sota, that looks like fun, can I do it too?" he asked.
"Just trying to get my sister to wake up." Sota responded. Shippo shrugged and grabbed a pillow.
"Ok fine already." mumbled Kagome, rousing from her sleep like Godzilla coming out of the Pacific Ocean, blankets and pillows cascading off her scaly green back, every breath having enough radioactivity to level New York in a single blow.
Inuyasha walked in and took one look at Kagome and raised his eyebrow. "Holy shit woman you have some serious problems." he remarked. Any lesser man would have ran in terror from the spectacle in front of him.
"Shut up Inuyasha." she mumbled, getting ready to take her customary half hour long shower in Inuyasha's house. It was lucky Inuyasha had so many bathrooms that way, what with Inuyasha having six other people living with him. Kagome simply walked the distance between her room in the guest house and Inuyasha's shower. She walked into the said triple XL sized shower and turned on the tap, delighting in the feeling of a downpour of hot water beating a comforting pattern on her back. She gave one last sigh and fell asleep again. ____________________________________________________________________________ __ "Damn it Shippo, why don't YOU check on her if you're so worried?" asked Inuyasha.
"She's been in the shower for over two hours!! Either she's dead or. dead." mumbled Shippo. Miroku walked in with a Pepsi.
"I'll check on her." he said innocently. Inuyasha raised his eyebrow.
".hell no... DAMN!! Fine I'll check on her." Inuyasha got up and walked towards his shower room. "And when I get back, if I'm fucking dead, your ass is back on the street Shippo!" he yelled, jerking his thumb towards the TV. The Tekken 4 pause screen was still there.
Inuyasha turned the corner and walked to the door to his shower room. He opened it, ignoring the fact that Kagome was supposedly in there. "Yo Kagome what the hell are you. you." his mouth opened and closed repeatedly. "do. um.." he simply walked out and closed the door.
"Hentai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ____________________________________________________________________________ __
Kagome woke up and noticed that, miraculously, the water was still hot. {I wonder how long I've been asleep.} she thought. Kagome stood up and stretched, then turned off the water and grabbed a towel from the closet. {Never going to get used to how freaking rich he is.}
Still facing the closet door, which, coincidentally was opposite to the entrance door, she began drying herself off.
"..Your ass is back on the street Shippo!" Kagome heard in the distance. {Must be fighting over videogames or something again.} she thought as she bent over to dry off her legs. Suddenly the door slammed open. Kagome froze, still bent over in a relatively compromising situation.
"Yo Kagome what the hell are you. you. do. um.."
Kagome calmly got up and turned around, wrapping the towel around herself, just in time to see the door close. She took a deep breath and screamed. ____________________________________________________________________________ __
Shippo sighed and clutched his head in his hand. "Fine Miroku, you win that one." {Never bet _for_ Inuyasha's common sense again. How can he be so stupid as not to knock?} He unpaused the game with a shaking hand and did an unblockable, killing Inuyasha's character, just in time to see Inuyasha himself walk by with a silly grin.
"Oi, Inuyasha what are you-" Shippo stopped talking as Inuyasha walked into a wall and fell down.
"Inuyasha. ah. are you okay?" asked a concerned Miroku.
"." No response.
"." Shippo just stared.
"Miroku-san where is all the Pepsi." Sango asked walking in, accidentally stepping on Inuyasha. "Oops." Inuyasha giggled.
"What's he doing?" asked Sango.
"." Was her response.
"He probably saw Kagome naked." responded Shippo. He turned to Miroku. "Maybe he forgot about the game?" he asked hopefully.
"Probably." responded Miroku. "Lucky bastard." Sota walked in this time.
"Hey where is all the Pepsi?" he asked, still standing on Inuyasha. He looked down. "Oops. Inuyasha-niisan are you alright?" he asked.
"Don't worry, he's fine." responded Shippo. "Hey, wanna play?" he asked Sota.
"Sure!" he said enthusiastically. "What game?" he asked.
"Tekken 4." responded Shippo.
"Aww. you're going down!!" he yelled, jumping over the couch and bouncing onto the seat while grabbing a controller.
Shippo snorted. "In your dreams."
~Hwoar- Kazuya Mishima~ said the announcer ~Beep. beep. beep. FIGHT!~ the announcer guy finished.
Kagome walked in and kicked Inuyasha in the side while drying off her hair. "I'm thirsty. Anyone got a Pepsi?" she asked.
Miroku shuffled out surreptitiously, hoping no one noticed the large pile of Pepsi cans in his room while he went to buy more. ____________________________________________________________________________ __
~Beep. beep. beep. FIGHT!~ the announcer said for the 200th time. The sound of fighting rang out in the background. The score was at 67-67-14.
"Hey. do you know where Inuyasha went?" Sango asked Miroku.
"Nope." he replied as he sipped on a coke.
"You bastard! That was unfair! Pulling out my controller like that!" screamed Shippo.
"Oh yeah? You're the one who said there was ten dollars on the ground!" Sota yelled back.
"You started it! You 'accidentally' bumped into me during a juggle!! You would have been dead!" contested the kitsune-esque kid.
"Oh yeah? YOU pushed me off the couch before that!" screamed Sota.
"Ya wanna go?!?" asked Shippo, standing up and pointing his finger at Sota.
"Anywhere, anytime!!" screamed Sota just as they both went down wrestling.
"Is it safe to let them play like that?" Kagome asked walking in.
"Sure." said Inuyasha who followed closely behind.
"Hey where were you guys?" asked Miroku.
"At the high school. I had to get her enrolled." replied Inuyasha.
"Oh. Same one as me?" asked Sango.
"You go to school?" Kagome asked.
"Yeah. I'm only 16 you know." she said, taking another sip. Shippo suddenly stood up with his foot on Sota's chest and laughed evilly.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I am victorious! Do you admit defeat??"
"Never! Good always wins against evil!" yelled Sota as he pulled on Shippo's leg, causing him to fall down.
Kagome watched them fight and turned to Inuyasha. "I wonder if it's going to be okay having them live together. They don't seem to be getting along very well." she said just as another shout of "BASTARD!" along with an "OW!! THAT HURT! DIE EVILDOER!!" was heard in the background.
"Naw. by now they'll probably be best friends for life." Inuyasha said. "Me an' Miroku used to fight like that all the time. And look now, I'm still letting him leech off of me." Miroku looked annoyed but ignored the comment.
"Well. but are you sure it's safe?" asked Kagome.
"Sure." said Inuyasha, trying to take a drink but spilling it all over himself because of the Tail that flew into his stomach. "They *gasp* can't hurt each other *gasp* seriously." he said, laying on the ground trying to get his breath back.
"Hahahaha. getting the wind knocked out of you by a kid." said Miroku.
"Freeloader!" yelled Inuyasha, pointing his finger at Miroku.
"GAHHHHHH!!!!" yelled Sota, who had somehow grabbed a bokken and was trying to recreate some attacks from Rurouni Kenshin. Shippo screamed and ran down the hallway to the training room.
"Hey! You wanna go?" Miroku asked.
"Sure thing, Bozou!" replied Inuyasha.
"Anytime, any place, hanyou!" said Miroku.
"That's it! The usual place Bozou!" Inuyasha yelled as they ran off.
"Inuyasha and Miroku still do that from time to time." Sango said.
"OW! That was no fair you bastard monk! Grabbing that staff like that!" yelled Inuyasha from a few rooms away.
"DIE!!!" Shippo screamed.
"EVIL BASTARD!" Sota screamed, followed by Inuyasha yelping.
"Inuyasha! Are you okay?" asked Shippo.
"Inuyasha! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hit you there!!!" said Sota.
Sango winced. "Poor guy." she said.
"I can still fight!" Inuyasha yelled somewhere in the back, followed by three screams and evil laughter.
"Boys." Kagome muttered.
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"Get. a. job. bastard." Inuyasha tried to yell as he weakly punched Miroku almost hard enough to tear a wet paper bag.
"I. will.!!" Miroku yelled, standing up under the pile of various practice weapons that Inuyasha had pelted him with. Bokkens cascaded off of him as he pointed a finger towards the sky. "I'll get a job! And I'll make more money than you Inuyasha!"
".*heavy breathing*."
Inuyasha was asleep.
"Hmph. Now where were the wanted ads.?" Miroku mused as he quietly walked away considering his options.
A few minutes after Miroku left, Kagome walked in the practice room to check on the apparent silence. After scanning the room for a few seconds, Kagome had still not found any signs of life. Just as she was about to leave, an arm wrapped around her leg.
"Eep!" she eeped as she jerked back. Looking down, she identified the offending arm as Inuyasha's. When he turned over sleepily, she noticed the indentations of the tatami mat pressed into his skin. Smiling lightly, she kneeled down and shook him gently.
"Inuyasha. wake up. Inuyasha." she continued for almost a minute before quitting. {Totally passed out. I guess I'll just have to carry him to his room.} In a normal house, this would not be a problem, but in a 30 thousand square foot 4 wing house, going from one side to another while carrying a 200 pound fighter can be challenging for even the most well built 16 year old school girls.
Bending down, she tried to lift him up bridal style, but found she couldn't. She then tried to lift him up in a fireman carry, and barely succeeded. It took her nearly 10 minutes to carry him all the way to his room.
Kicking open his door sweaty and breathing hard, she looked around. Finding the object of her search, she dropped him on his bed with a little more force than was required. But he still didn't wake up. And he was on top of her arm. With a small murmer, he rolled over, but in the wrong direction. She was forced to bend her elbow as he now laid across her entire arm up to her shoulder, leaving her face perilously close to his. She frantically tried to pull her arm out, but to no avail. Finally, she gave up and decided to rest a moment and think of the best way to extricate herself. She layed her head sideways across his chest and sighed.
And a single golden eye opened.
".Uh."
Startled, Kagome jerked back, only to be caught by her arm.
"Hi." Inuyasha said.
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Well. There. End. I have chapter 4 written by the way, I'm just editing it. And I WILL be posting regularly now. Life is not so hectic anymore. Side note: First day of high school starts tomorrow. I'm a freshie. w00t.