Damn. Assassin Gundam's in rehab right now after a little injury from
football. Two
fractured ribs. Oh well. Oh and one more thing. I just want to say that I feels like
crud and that I'm gonna get short Jonathan and Phil from TC back as soon as I recover.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own G Gundam. There I said it. You happy? The one and only
thing I cant get and you want to rub it in my face? Jk.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Stalker (Setting: Ne0-Cairo): Ouch. That had to hurt. Anyways today's adventure brings
us at an open campfire in Ne0-Cairo. The Ne0-American Gundam fighter Chibodee
Crocket managed to sneak in some alcohol in the drinking supply. What will ensue?
A WHOLE LOTTA TROUBLE THAT'S WHAT! Lets Get Things Started! GUNDAM FIGHT
ALL SET??????? REEEAAADDDYY!!!!!!GGOOO!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Mobile Fighter G Gundam: Tragedy's Child
Chapter XI: Around The Campfire
'Hmm. . . Allenby's been gone for a long time,' Rain thought. 'I noticed that Albert was
limping when he left. Why is that?' In the background, Chibodee is patting a huge
bottle of hard liquor. "Hehehe. This should make things interesting. . ." said Chibodee.
Allenby comes back a few minutes after that. "Hey you guys. Can you give me a hand?"
Domon immediately rushes over and takes Albert from Allenby. "What's wrong with
him?" he asked. Allenby shrugs. "I don't know. He collapsed after I told him to come
back."
Shinomori comes in for the first time in four or five chapters. "Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Poor naïve
Albert," he said.
Domon, Sai, George, Chibodee, and Allenby all jumps up and gets into a fighting stance.
"What are YOU doing here?" Allenby said coldly. Shinomori ignores her and continues to
gaze at Albert. "It's a miracle He didn't kill Albert," Shinomori whispered.
"What are you talking about?" Albert asked.
Everybody looks back to see a very shaken Albert get up from his resting spot.
"You will find out in due time," responded Shinomori. "But until then search your soul
Albert. Try to remember who you once were."
Albert looks around a little confused. "Wait! What about the Dark Gundams? And that
Mystery Gundam?" Shinomori starts laughing. "You novice! The Dark Gundams were
just holograms. We were just testing you to see if you were capable of beating it. And
about the mystery Gundam, that's Project Earth's Restoration II Gundam, also
known as the Ultimate Gundam II. That's all I can tell you for now."
"Wait! Who was the pilot of that Gundam?" asked Albert. "You'll meet him soon. You've
all been given orders to make an appearance at the United Colonies HQ in Ne0-Japan
in a few days." After saying that, Shinomori disappears into the shadow. Kyoji looks
a little shocked. "WHAT?! And Father didn't let me in on it? I've got to talk to him." And Kyoji goes into the Ne0-Germany trans to talk to Dr. Kasshu.
Albert sighs and lies back down. "Freak. . ." he murmured. Rain goes over to check on Albert's
wounds. "Don't bother. It'll heal by itself," Albert said rather coldly. Rain flinches at
the tone in his voice and starts to object. "As a doctor, it is my obligation to ---"
"You've done enough for me already Rain. Take a chill pill. I'm all right. It's the
Striker Zero I'm more concerned about."
"But you're bleeding all over!" complained Rain. "I don't mind. Do you guys mind?"
Albert asked the rest of the guys. They all shook their head except for George who
was given a glass of liquor from Chibodee. "Monsieur Albert please. Miss Marie Louise
gets queasy at the sight of blood." George takes a sip of the drink. "Let Mademoiselle
Rain tend --Whoa. . ." After taking a swig of his drink George turns really red in the face.
A/N: Warning! From here on out, things will get out of hand and the character you thought
you knew will be totally out of character.
"George? Are you all right?" asked Marie Louise. "I'm fine baby. Come give daddy a
kiss. ." George grabs the Princess and starts kissing her all over. "Oh my! Oh George!"
And they fall to the ground and continues kissing and stuff. The rest of the group stares
wide eyed at the Rose knight and the Princess of Ne0-France.
"That was. . . not something George would do," said Albert. Rain goes back into the
Ne0-Japan transport to 'answer the call of nature.'
Chibodee pours a glass of booze and hands one to everyone. "Frenchie's got the
right idea," he whispers to himself. "Drink up mateys. ARR." Chibodee puts the glass to
his lips but does not drink. He watches the others down the spiked drinks. He cracks
up and puts his drink down. "Hey how you guys feeling?" he asked.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sai and Domon are in a very drunk conversation. "Stay away from my mommeh," said Domon.
"I think Domon's mother is hot," said Sai.
"WHADDID YOU SAY?! I'LL KILL YOU!" Domon grabs the short Ne0-Chinese fighter and
starts shaking him.
Albert doubles over. "Urgg. . what did you do Chibodee? You didn't! Tell me you didn't
spikethe drinks."
Chibodee, with a crazy grin on his face, shoves Allenby into Albert's lap. "H-Hey baby,"
Allenby said a little slurred. "Chibodee you RAT!! How could you?!" Albert places
Allenby softly on the ground and attempts to knock Chibodee's lights out but collapses
on the ground. Schwartz was singing the German blues drunkenly as always when he
gets drunk.
Allenby tries to get up but collapses on Albert. The two were on the ground together
which made things looks kind of suspicious.
"I'm such a good matchmaker," Chibodee says to himself. "Now where did Shirley get to?"
A couple feet away, Natasha's riding Argo like a horse and whipping his butt with
Her crop. "Faster, doggie. Faster!" Argo runs around in circles and eventually gets
dizzy and falls over.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Both Rain and Kyoji comes back. They were talking to each other and didn't notice
Domon and Akemi in a lip lock, Sai and Cecil a little ways from the others doing the
chickendance, Shirley and the girls completely wasted, the Shaolin monks reading a
verse in the Bible (monks are usually Buddhists by the way), Natasha riding Argo like a
horse, George and Marie Louise moving things into the tent, Zero doing the
Macarena, Schwartz break-dancing while singing the German blues, Allenby totally
stuck to the floor, and Albert holding his sword by the tip and trying to hack a tree off
with the hilt of his sword. It wasn't until Chibodee said, "HahAhAHHA!! My plan
worked!!" that they noticed something was wrong.
"What's up with these guys?" asked Kyoji. "Why are they acting all weird?" Just then
Rain notices Domon and Akemi making out and she tries to pry Domon's lips off
Akemi's. Kyoji sighs and tries to beat some sense into Schwartz, who was doing the
Coffee Grinder.
"CHIBODEE!!" both Rain and Kyoji grabs him and start beating the crap outta him.
A few hours later, most of the victims of Chibodee's diabolical plan finally sobered
up but there were still a few who were still a little drunk.
"Hey Akemi?" asked Domon drunkenly.
"Yeah?"
"You know what's funny?"
"What?"
"I'm the King Of Hearts and you're the Queen of Hearts."
"aHAahahaAHhaha!!"
The next morning, everyone was completely silent. Some were humiliated with
themselves like George. "I'm sorry Princess," he said apologetically. "I swear that I
would do nothing of the sort." Marie Louise blushes and hugs him. "I know. That's
why I'm mad at you."
George looks a little confused but finally gets what she means when she stuck her
tongue down his throat.
As for Domon and Rain, well. . .
"Domon you PIG!!"
"I said I was sorry!"
Rain picks up a six by eight and starts whacking him. "Do. . . Not. . . EVER. . . Mack. . . On. . . Her. . . AGAIN!!!"
Chibodee sees this and starts cracking up. Rain looks at him with fire in her eyes and
starts beating on him too. Pretty soon Chibodee's on the ground with two bruised eyes.
"Urrgg. . ." said Albert who had the biggest hangover of them all because he's not
used to drinking. Just then Albert's cellular phone starts to ring and he picks it up.
"Hello?" "Albert!" "Karato?" "I need you at the United Colonies HQ right now."
"Okay." "Oh, and bring everybody else with you too." "Can do." "Don't be late."
And Karato hangs up. Albert looks at his phone a little hurt. "Doesn't anybody say
'Goodbye' anymore?" He throws his phone back into his pack and whistles very
loudly to get everybody's attention. "We're going. Pack up." And Albert falls down and
loses consciousness. The gang falls down anime style. Chibodee gets up with most of
his bones broken and starts to laugh and loses consciousness too.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sorry if it sucked but I cant think over the pain. The next one will be better, mark my words.
Please R&R!! =)
Assassin Gundam: x_x
That's all I need to say.
~*Assassin Gundam*~
fractured ribs. Oh well. Oh and one more thing. I just want to say that I feels like
crud and that I'm gonna get short Jonathan and Phil from TC back as soon as I recover.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own G Gundam. There I said it. You happy? The one and only
thing I cant get and you want to rub it in my face? Jk.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Stalker (Setting: Ne0-Cairo): Ouch. That had to hurt. Anyways today's adventure brings
us at an open campfire in Ne0-Cairo. The Ne0-American Gundam fighter Chibodee
Crocket managed to sneak in some alcohol in the drinking supply. What will ensue?
A WHOLE LOTTA TROUBLE THAT'S WHAT! Lets Get Things Started! GUNDAM FIGHT
ALL SET??????? REEEAAADDDYY!!!!!!GGOOO!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Mobile Fighter G Gundam: Tragedy's Child
Chapter XI: Around The Campfire
'Hmm. . . Allenby's been gone for a long time,' Rain thought. 'I noticed that Albert was
limping when he left. Why is that?' In the background, Chibodee is patting a huge
bottle of hard liquor. "Hehehe. This should make things interesting. . ." said Chibodee.
Allenby comes back a few minutes after that. "Hey you guys. Can you give me a hand?"
Domon immediately rushes over and takes Albert from Allenby. "What's wrong with
him?" he asked. Allenby shrugs. "I don't know. He collapsed after I told him to come
back."
Shinomori comes in for the first time in four or five chapters. "Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Poor naïve
Albert," he said.
Domon, Sai, George, Chibodee, and Allenby all jumps up and gets into a fighting stance.
"What are YOU doing here?" Allenby said coldly. Shinomori ignores her and continues to
gaze at Albert. "It's a miracle He didn't kill Albert," Shinomori whispered.
"What are you talking about?" Albert asked.
Everybody looks back to see a very shaken Albert get up from his resting spot.
"You will find out in due time," responded Shinomori. "But until then search your soul
Albert. Try to remember who you once were."
Albert looks around a little confused. "Wait! What about the Dark Gundams? And that
Mystery Gundam?" Shinomori starts laughing. "You novice! The Dark Gundams were
just holograms. We were just testing you to see if you were capable of beating it. And
about the mystery Gundam, that's Project Earth's Restoration II Gundam, also
known as the Ultimate Gundam II. That's all I can tell you for now."
"Wait! Who was the pilot of that Gundam?" asked Albert. "You'll meet him soon. You've
all been given orders to make an appearance at the United Colonies HQ in Ne0-Japan
in a few days." After saying that, Shinomori disappears into the shadow. Kyoji looks
a little shocked. "WHAT?! And Father didn't let me in on it? I've got to talk to him." And Kyoji goes into the Ne0-Germany trans to talk to Dr. Kasshu.
Albert sighs and lies back down. "Freak. . ." he murmured. Rain goes over to check on Albert's
wounds. "Don't bother. It'll heal by itself," Albert said rather coldly. Rain flinches at
the tone in his voice and starts to object. "As a doctor, it is my obligation to ---"
"You've done enough for me already Rain. Take a chill pill. I'm all right. It's the
Striker Zero I'm more concerned about."
"But you're bleeding all over!" complained Rain. "I don't mind. Do you guys mind?"
Albert asked the rest of the guys. They all shook their head except for George who
was given a glass of liquor from Chibodee. "Monsieur Albert please. Miss Marie Louise
gets queasy at the sight of blood." George takes a sip of the drink. "Let Mademoiselle
Rain tend --Whoa. . ." After taking a swig of his drink George turns really red in the face.
A/N: Warning! From here on out, things will get out of hand and the character you thought
you knew will be totally out of character.
"George? Are you all right?" asked Marie Louise. "I'm fine baby. Come give daddy a
kiss. ." George grabs the Princess and starts kissing her all over. "Oh my! Oh George!"
And they fall to the ground and continues kissing and stuff. The rest of the group stares
wide eyed at the Rose knight and the Princess of Ne0-France.
"That was. . . not something George would do," said Albert. Rain goes back into the
Ne0-Japan transport to 'answer the call of nature.'
Chibodee pours a glass of booze and hands one to everyone. "Frenchie's got the
right idea," he whispers to himself. "Drink up mateys. ARR." Chibodee puts the glass to
his lips but does not drink. He watches the others down the spiked drinks. He cracks
up and puts his drink down. "Hey how you guys feeling?" he asked.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sai and Domon are in a very drunk conversation. "Stay away from my mommeh," said Domon.
"I think Domon's mother is hot," said Sai.
"WHADDID YOU SAY?! I'LL KILL YOU!" Domon grabs the short Ne0-Chinese fighter and
starts shaking him.
Albert doubles over. "Urgg. . what did you do Chibodee? You didn't! Tell me you didn't
spikethe drinks."
Chibodee, with a crazy grin on his face, shoves Allenby into Albert's lap. "H-Hey baby,"
Allenby said a little slurred. "Chibodee you RAT!! How could you?!" Albert places
Allenby softly on the ground and attempts to knock Chibodee's lights out but collapses
on the ground. Schwartz was singing the German blues drunkenly as always when he
gets drunk.
Allenby tries to get up but collapses on Albert. The two were on the ground together
which made things looks kind of suspicious.
"I'm such a good matchmaker," Chibodee says to himself. "Now where did Shirley get to?"
A couple feet away, Natasha's riding Argo like a horse and whipping his butt with
Her crop. "Faster, doggie. Faster!" Argo runs around in circles and eventually gets
dizzy and falls over.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Both Rain and Kyoji comes back. They were talking to each other and didn't notice
Domon and Akemi in a lip lock, Sai and Cecil a little ways from the others doing the
chickendance, Shirley and the girls completely wasted, the Shaolin monks reading a
verse in the Bible (monks are usually Buddhists by the way), Natasha riding Argo like a
horse, George and Marie Louise moving things into the tent, Zero doing the
Macarena, Schwartz break-dancing while singing the German blues, Allenby totally
stuck to the floor, and Albert holding his sword by the tip and trying to hack a tree off
with the hilt of his sword. It wasn't until Chibodee said, "HahAhAHHA!! My plan
worked!!" that they noticed something was wrong.
"What's up with these guys?" asked Kyoji. "Why are they acting all weird?" Just then
Rain notices Domon and Akemi making out and she tries to pry Domon's lips off
Akemi's. Kyoji sighs and tries to beat some sense into Schwartz, who was doing the
Coffee Grinder.
"CHIBODEE!!" both Rain and Kyoji grabs him and start beating the crap outta him.
A few hours later, most of the victims of Chibodee's diabolical plan finally sobered
up but there were still a few who were still a little drunk.
"Hey Akemi?" asked Domon drunkenly.
"Yeah?"
"You know what's funny?"
"What?"
"I'm the King Of Hearts and you're the Queen of Hearts."
"aHAahahaAHhaha!!"
The next morning, everyone was completely silent. Some were humiliated with
themselves like George. "I'm sorry Princess," he said apologetically. "I swear that I
would do nothing of the sort." Marie Louise blushes and hugs him. "I know. That's
why I'm mad at you."
George looks a little confused but finally gets what she means when she stuck her
tongue down his throat.
As for Domon and Rain, well. . .
"Domon you PIG!!"
"I said I was sorry!"
Rain picks up a six by eight and starts whacking him. "Do. . . Not. . . EVER. . . Mack. . . On. . . Her. . . AGAIN!!!"
Chibodee sees this and starts cracking up. Rain looks at him with fire in her eyes and
starts beating on him too. Pretty soon Chibodee's on the ground with two bruised eyes.
"Urrgg. . ." said Albert who had the biggest hangover of them all because he's not
used to drinking. Just then Albert's cellular phone starts to ring and he picks it up.
"Hello?" "Albert!" "Karato?" "I need you at the United Colonies HQ right now."
"Okay." "Oh, and bring everybody else with you too." "Can do." "Don't be late."
And Karato hangs up. Albert looks at his phone a little hurt. "Doesn't anybody say
'Goodbye' anymore?" He throws his phone back into his pack and whistles very
loudly to get everybody's attention. "We're going. Pack up." And Albert falls down and
loses consciousness. The gang falls down anime style. Chibodee gets up with most of
his bones broken and starts to laugh and loses consciousness too.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sorry if it sucked but I cant think over the pain. The next one will be better, mark my words.
Please R&R!! =)
Assassin Gundam: x_x
That's all I need to say.
~*Assassin Gundam*~
