The Day the Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters Get Ahold of the Army's Weapons While Saddam is Still Alive Part 3

**Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN YUGIOH, EMINEM, OR THAT WEIRD MOVIE THAT'S MENTIONED!

Kaiba-Watch out there, buddy! I don't want to get the death penalty!

Driver- Yes, Master Kaiba.

Kaiba- Didn't expect that...

Mokuba- Seto... what are we going to do now?

Kaiba- Well, we mysteriously appeared back at the training facility, though I could have sworn we were at the hangar? *scratches head*

Mokuba- Hey, Seto! *picks up copy of Constitution* It says that people in all American people have freedom of speech in the U.S.!

Kaiba- HEY! Where'd you get that?

Mokuba- I saw it on an auction thing. It's a real one!

Kaiba- How much did it cost?!?!?!?! *his eyes become enormous*

Mokuba- I don't know. I used your credit card.

Kaiba- THAT'S WHY THE BILL WAS $30,750,000!!!!! MOKUBA!!!

Mokuba- Don't get mad Seto... *starts to cry*

Kaiba- I didn't mean to yell... I'm sorry... how 'bout we go buy that lot and put a Wendy's on it?

Mokuba- *freezes... then the ice begins to melt* YAY!!!!!!! *starts cheering and dancing to Eminem*

Kaiba- What the f***?!?! What the heck are you doing?!?!

Mokuba- I'm dancing to music!

Kaiba- That isn't music! *starts to look around* Where's the music coming from? *music suddenly stops as Mokuba is in the air. Mokuba then falls on the seat*

*****At the nowhere army training facility*****

*Trainer starts passing out certificates*

Trainer- You all, believe it or not, passed. *starts to laugh*

Yugi- Not again...

*the Trainer explodes*

Joey- *begins to laugh*

Tristan- Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *takes a breather* ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Joey- *farts* Ahhhhhhhh...

Te`a- *starts to sniff. Gets closer and closer to Joey's fart cloud.* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Mai- *runs in with gas masks* Take one!

*everybody grabs one. Yugi tries to grab one, but there are no more. Yugi then passes out*

Te`a- Holy crap! We all are friends and need to help Yugi, and get Joey some medicine. *starts to go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on... until Joey slams her head into a wall*

Joey- Shut up already! Sheesh! *walks away*

Te`a- Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... that really hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt... Goshhhhhhhh... Joey....

Joey- Rigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttttt...

*At the Kaiba Mansion*

Kaiba- *walks toward the fridge while humming a song* Dododododododo...*opens up fridge* Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! What the...?!?!?! *a hand is in the fridge* Oh my god!!! It's-that-hand-from-that-movie-where- it-goes-around-killing-people-and-is-fried-in-a-microwave-after-being- chopped-off-and-is-possessed-by-Saton!!!

*****Well, the non-sense has struck again, only better this time! I was thinking... if I made a sequel, it would be called "The Non-sense Strikes Back!" Thanx to CrazyChic and KaibaslilDevil for support!!! You two are awesome!!! Look for the even better, Part 4!!!