The Day the Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters Get Ahold of the Army's Weapons While Saddam is Still Alive Part 5 *Special Edition*

**Disclaimer** -I don't own YuGiOh, Red Lobster, Van Halen, I Dream of Genie, or Hey Arnold dang it!

*As Yugi demanded a refund, Te'a went into a corner*
Te'a-*looks at a locket with Yugi's picture on the front* Oh Yugi! How I love you and your crazy hair! How I wish to hit you when you snore. *looks around* If you do...

Yugi- HI TE`A!!!!!!!!! How are you? Look what I got! *pulls out a squeaky turtle toy and squeezes the stuffing out of it* Wasn't it cute?

Te'a-*while quickly putting her locket away* Where did you get it? *Yugi points to a gigantic bowl of squeaky turtles* Oh. *she gets up and grabs one.* Awwww... there so-*Tristan grabs it and rips it to shreds*

Tristan-Mwhahahhahahahhahahahahhahha!!!! I finally got 'em!! YES!!!

Kaiba- Whoa! Whet the he!!? Why are we here? *looks at Mokuba and Mokuba crosses his arms and nods his head forward. They disappear*

Joey- Hey look! There's some flyer in here! *walks up to it* Looking for idiots like... Joey Wheeler! Whoohoo!! I'm on a poster! I mean. Flyer. Yeah. Right. Ok! Where were we?

jambis-Red Lobster.

Joey- Oh yeah! *everyones minds are erased of memory from 1 minute ago.* Where were we?

*horror music sounds and Joey looks around*

****** At the huge Kaiba mansion! Drum roll....*drum roll sounds* OK!

Kaiba- Come on Mokuba! Time to fly the SU-37 with... blue bombs. But it's not equipped!
Mokuba- Man! I want measles!! I want bombs!! I mean... missiles! *Kaiba gets big eyes and stares at Mokuba with a raised eyebrow*

Kaiba- You've gone insane... *Mokuba jumps and starts jumping to the song "Jump" by Van Halen.* Mokuba! What's with you and the freakin' music!!! It's getting annoying!!! *Mokuba stops and so does the music. Mokuba falls on the floor.*

Mokuba- Ouch!

*****Since this is from my new computer, it took longer to make, 'cause the internet's screwed. Well, it'll crack you up next, 'cause they're going to meet an idiotic (like all of the residents of Domino) fortune teller! Whoohoo!! E-Mail me what you think! It's bisman@www.com Thanks!