The Day the Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters Get Ahold of the Army's Weapons While Saddam is Still Alive Part 6 *Platinum Edition*

**Disclaimer** -I don't own YuGiOh, Michael Jackson, or Linkin Park.

**At the fortune teller**

Teller- Hello, and welcome to the Beads Reads.

All- -_-

Teller- I can see that you all... are going to... fight in a war called... dessert storm.

Tristan- Dessert Storm?!?!

Teller- YES! Now be gone, for I can see that... you will... not give me $1.50?!?! Hey come back here!

Joey- Well dat was gay. So, who is up for some Burger Palooza?

Te`a- OH CRAP!! *Te`a runs into Burger Palooza*

Yugi- Hey! I got a cool idea! We can all just forget training and go to wherever they send us!

Tristan- Good idea.

Te`a- *crying* The y fired me!!

Mai- There, there. I was fired from that casino ship, but I didn't cry.

Te`a- How well did they pay you?

Mai- Well it depe- Not that well.

Joey, Yugi, and Tristan- Hehe.

Kaiba- Ahhhhhhhh!!! *Thump* Ow!

Serenity- What the?

Kaiba- *pulls head out of car* MOKUBA!!

Mokuba- *pops up out of nowhere* Yes?

Kaiba- Stop- *thinks about what to say so Mokuba doesn't dance* crawling around.

Mokuba- *quickly moves his head toward Kaiba with big gooey eyes and an open-mouthed smile* Yay!

Kaiba- Oh crap. *gets out book called "Every Song in ABC Order"*

Mokuba- *Sees cover* How many songs do you want me to do?!?!

Kaiba- ZERO.

Mokuba- Awwww... Oh well! *starts to dance to a mix of Crawling by Linkin Park and ABC 123 by Michael Jackson*

Kaiba- How the heck do you mix those together?

*******As more idiotic things happen, the longer the story gets. Please keep reading, and sorry for the lack of updating!