The Day the Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters Get Ahold of the Army's Weapons While Saddam is Still Alive Part 7 *Asterisks Edition*

**Disclaimer** -I don't own YuGiOh, any paintball gun company or type, 4Kids Entertainment(??), or Kids WB. Hehehe...

Mokuba- No clue.

Kaiba- -_-

Yugi- Hey! I have an idea!

Kaiba- Oh My God!! For once YUGI has an idea!

Joey- What you talking 'bout? Yugi has all sorts of ideas in dueling!!

Kaiba- No, your thinking of Yami.

Yugi- The other me**?

Kaiba- Yami.

Yugi- Who is Yami?

Kaiba- Yugi, Yugi, Yugi, Yugi. *pops in tape of an American episode into a conveniently placed TV with VCR*

Yugi- I thought that we were in the future. Which makes no VHS. Which means it would be a disc. Which is a DVD. Which is a DVD Player.

Kaiba- Well, this is from a long time ago, in 2003.

Yugi- Whoa...

Kaiba- Just watch. *TV shows Yugi talking to Yami, and calling Yami Yami. Yugi is still confused*

Yugi- I'm still confuzled.

Kaiba- -_-

Yugi- What?

Mokuba- -_- Yugi- What?

Noa- -_-

Yugi- What the *bleep*?!?! What the *bleep* is that *bleep*in' thing doin' here?!?!

All others- *bleep*!! That is one *bleep*in' piece of *bleep*!! It looks like a *bleep*in' girl!!

Yugi- *puts fingers over mouth* What the *bleep* was that for?!?!

All others- We don't know.

4Kids- *wink and give thumbs up*

Viewers- *boo and flip off*

Kids WB- *cancels show* Hahaha!! *riots begin* Oh *bleep*!!

4Kids- *wink and give thumbs up*

Later******************

News- Now that the riots have ended, blah blah blah blah blah.

Yugi- Lets play paintball!!

All except Kaiba- Okay!

At a paintball place*****************

Yugi- I want a... Spyder Victor with a 12 ounce CO2.

Joey- Same.

Te`a- Same.

Mokuba- I'll just buy $1000 worth of paint.

All- *jaws drop*

Mokuba- I have an Angel!! Haha!

Kaiba- You all are such dorks.

Yugi- I know.

Tristan- What's the cheapest?

Person- Hehehe... It's a combination of this homemade gun and 6 ounces of the worst CO2. It's $5.

Tristan- AWESOME!!

***************Will anyone survive the power of Tristan's super crappy gun? Will Kids WB and 4Kids ever learn that we don't want kiddy crud? Find the answer to the first question next time on TDTYCGAOTAWWSISA!!!!!!!

**The other me is what Yugi call Yami in Japan.