Ookami: Hello and welcome to the Bloopers section.
Patricia: These are made up by Ookami
Bakura: And they sux more than my sis does
Patricia & Bakura: HEY!!!!
Bakura: Heh..
Ookami: *glare at Bakura* Anyways....*turn back to camera* Here are the ones I made up,
just to encourage those reading my story.
(me interrupting)
*action and scene place*
~~~~~~~~idiot=refers to Guard #3
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Chapter 2
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*Scene is where 2 guards just came in, dragging young Patricia and Bakura*
One of the guards picks Patricia up.
Guard: Mighty Pharoah, these two were caught stealing again from Bakee.
Bakura: (ring made them tinier) No, dumbass, it's Bhakato.
Guard #2: Bahketoe??
Patricia: No, Bhakato..
Bakura: Maybe we should show you.
*Patricia and Bakura switch places with gurds and then drag them off*
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*When Yami was going into the prison chambers*
*He approaches when everyone in the studio hears:*
Voice: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer......
Yami: Knock one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall....
Patricia: Everyone together now!!
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*Same Scene, take #2*
Yami's foot collided with a stone that flew into the prison cell at the end of the hallway.
The stone that returned and collided with Yami's head
Yami: OUCH! Hey!
Patricia: That hurts though..
Bakura: *of to the side* I have taught her well...
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Chapter 3
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*Scene where Patricia still in the cell, talking to herself*
She thinks, /What does that boy mean? He couldn't poosibly.../
*A bucket of water falls on her head*
Patricia: H-HEY! W-WHAT THE F-F-FU-FUCK W-W-WAZ T-THAT??
Yami: We got her to stutter.
Bakura: Heh...
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*Scene when Patricia is in corner, blocked off by the guards*
Patricia: Hmm...how to get out of this situation?
Guard #3: What is Montgomery? ~~~~~~~~~idiot
Guard #5: What is the door on your right?
Snoutface: What is the floor beneath our feet?
Yami: I hate Jeopardy....
Bakura: Guard #3 is an idiot!
Yami: Yes, Tomb Robber, state the obvisous.
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*Scene when two aging men are siting in the shadows* A little drama here....
Dude #1: Ooh, ooh, look at this...
Dude #2: Oh man, she is hot...
Dude #1: hehehe
Patricia: Oh man...
Yami: What?
Bakura: Stupid, they have my playboy mag.
Ryou: What? *tears in eyes*
Bakura: Oh shit....
Yami: Ryou, what the Tomb Robber means is that that's my playboy.
Ryou: It that true?
Bakura: Yea, I ditched those things long ago when you came into my life.
Ryou: *happy tears* *jumps into Bakura's arms*
Bakura: *hugs him dearly*
Everyone on set, including Patricia and Yami: THAT WAS SO ROMATIC!! BAWL!!!!
Ryou: Umm, Bakura, everyone's looking at us, while crying..
Bakura: *turns to everyone* DO YOU MIND???? *death glare*
*Everyone runs, except for Patricia*
Patricia: No I don't!!!
Bakura: *calms down for Ryou* Get. The. Fuck. OUT. Of. Here. NOW!!!!!!
Patricia: *leaves while laughing*
Ryou: *hugs Bakura tight*
Bakura: *getting squeezed tightly* Ryou.....can't...breathe...
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*After Pharoah tells the guards their orders*
*the guards run off, but Guard #3 runs into the wall because his XXLG helmet fell down*
(I'm sorry to those who like Guard #3, but he's a moron)
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*Same Scene, take #2*
Pharoah: Order, order!!
Guard #6: Ooh, ooh, Pizza!!
Guard #2: I want a sand-free sandwich.
Guard #3: I want Montgomery!! ~~~~~~~~~idiot (it's just my opinion)
Pharoah: That's not funny!
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Chapter 4
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*Scene where Patricia first says Nano*
Patricia: Nener, they requested..
Inu Nano: Hey, it's Nano.
Patricia: I dare you to say you're name 5 times fast..
Inu: Alright, Inu Nano, Inu Yano, Ino Ano.....okay I can't do it
Patricia: Nener, Nener, Nener!!!
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*Mushy scene when Patricia has to kiss Inu*
*Leaning down, she quickly brushed her lips against his*
*but suddenly Inu, jumps up and tackles Patricia*
Director: Hey, this isn't what you guys are supposed to do!
Patricia: He did it!
Dir: To you, everyone does it!
Inu: True that!
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Ookami: Well, those are just mine. If you request it, I'll write it.
Hey, I just remebered, I found a lighter underneath Patricia's bed,
wonder why it didn't flame up....
I believe that those two blew up that school building that killed 14 people...
Bakura: Wow, you're good....
Patricia: Yeppers.
Ookami: Well, did you have fun? *smile*
Patricia: Okay, that smile isn't good...
Ookami: You're right bout that.....*whistles*
*Ryou appears out of nowhere*
Ryou: Hi Patricia....
Bakura: What bout me? *sad face*
Patricia: Yea, go talk to Bakura, not me
Ryou: But I wanna talk to you and only you....*puppy eyes*
Patricia: Ah, it burns...
Bakura: Uh oh....
*Ryou steps forward as Patricia edges backward*
Patricia: I will NOT be touched by anyone, especially my bro's....uh......boyfriend.
Ryou: *starts crying*
Bakura: Oh hikari... *hugs Ryou*
Ryou: *pushes Bakura away* I want Patricia!!
Patricia: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs from room*
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Ryou wakes up*
Ryou: Where am I?
Bakura: Ookami!! You put him in a trance.....You bitch...
Ookami: Just revenge for ditching without telling me...anyways, send bloopers and I see ya
next time.
Bakura: I never want to hear those words again...
Ookami: What? That Ryou wanted Patricia....
Bakura: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs from room*
Ryou: I said that.....AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs from room*
Patricia: These are made up by Ookami
Bakura: And they sux more than my sis does
Patricia & Bakura: HEY!!!!
Bakura: Heh..
Ookami: *glare at Bakura* Anyways....*turn back to camera* Here are the ones I made up,
just to encourage those reading my story.
(me interrupting)
*action and scene place*
~~~~~~~~idiot=refers to Guard #3
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter 2
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Scene is where 2 guards just came in, dragging young Patricia and Bakura*
One of the guards picks Patricia up.
Guard: Mighty Pharoah, these two were caught stealing again from Bakee.
Bakura: (ring made them tinier) No, dumbass, it's Bhakato.
Guard #2: Bahketoe??
Patricia: No, Bhakato..
Bakura: Maybe we should show you.
*Patricia and Bakura switch places with gurds and then drag them off*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*When Yami was going into the prison chambers*
*He approaches when everyone in the studio hears:*
Voice: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer......
Yami: Knock one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall....
Patricia: Everyone together now!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Same Scene, take #2*
Yami's foot collided with a stone that flew into the prison cell at the end of the hallway.
The stone that returned and collided with Yami's head
Yami: OUCH! Hey!
Patricia: That hurts though..
Bakura: *of to the side* I have taught her well...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter 3
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Scene where Patricia still in the cell, talking to herself*
She thinks, /What does that boy mean? He couldn't poosibly.../
*A bucket of water falls on her head*
Patricia: H-HEY! W-WHAT THE F-F-FU-FUCK W-W-WAZ T-THAT??
Yami: We got her to stutter.
Bakura: Heh...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Scene when Patricia is in corner, blocked off by the guards*
Patricia: Hmm...how to get out of this situation?
Guard #3: What is Montgomery? ~~~~~~~~~idiot
Guard #5: What is the door on your right?
Snoutface: What is the floor beneath our feet?
Yami: I hate Jeopardy....
Bakura: Guard #3 is an idiot!
Yami: Yes, Tomb Robber, state the obvisous.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Scene when two aging men are siting in the shadows* A little drama here....
Dude #1: Ooh, ooh, look at this...
Dude #2: Oh man, she is hot...
Dude #1: hehehe
Patricia: Oh man...
Yami: What?
Bakura: Stupid, they have my playboy mag.
Ryou: What? *tears in eyes*
Bakura: Oh shit....
Yami: Ryou, what the Tomb Robber means is that that's my playboy.
Ryou: It that true?
Bakura: Yea, I ditched those things long ago when you came into my life.
Ryou: *happy tears* *jumps into Bakura's arms*
Bakura: *hugs him dearly*
Everyone on set, including Patricia and Yami: THAT WAS SO ROMATIC!! BAWL!!!!
Ryou: Umm, Bakura, everyone's looking at us, while crying..
Bakura: *turns to everyone* DO YOU MIND???? *death glare*
*Everyone runs, except for Patricia*
Patricia: No I don't!!!
Bakura: *calms down for Ryou* Get. The. Fuck. OUT. Of. Here. NOW!!!!!!
Patricia: *leaves while laughing*
Ryou: *hugs Bakura tight*
Bakura: *getting squeezed tightly* Ryou.....can't...breathe...
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*After Pharoah tells the guards their orders*
*the guards run off, but Guard #3 runs into the wall because his XXLG helmet fell down*
(I'm sorry to those who like Guard #3, but he's a moron)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Same Scene, take #2*
Pharoah: Order, order!!
Guard #6: Ooh, ooh, Pizza!!
Guard #2: I want a sand-free sandwich.
Guard #3: I want Montgomery!! ~~~~~~~~~idiot (it's just my opinion)
Pharoah: That's not funny!
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Chapter 4
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*Scene where Patricia first says Nano*
Patricia: Nener, they requested..
Inu Nano: Hey, it's Nano.
Patricia: I dare you to say you're name 5 times fast..
Inu: Alright, Inu Nano, Inu Yano, Ino Ano.....okay I can't do it
Patricia: Nener, Nener, Nener!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Mushy scene when Patricia has to kiss Inu*
*Leaning down, she quickly brushed her lips against his*
*but suddenly Inu, jumps up and tackles Patricia*
Director: Hey, this isn't what you guys are supposed to do!
Patricia: He did it!
Dir: To you, everyone does it!
Inu: True that!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ookami: Well, those are just mine. If you request it, I'll write it.
Hey, I just remebered, I found a lighter underneath Patricia's bed,
wonder why it didn't flame up....
I believe that those two blew up that school building that killed 14 people...
Bakura: Wow, you're good....
Patricia: Yeppers.
Ookami: Well, did you have fun? *smile*
Patricia: Okay, that smile isn't good...
Ookami: You're right bout that.....*whistles*
*Ryou appears out of nowhere*
Ryou: Hi Patricia....
Bakura: What bout me? *sad face*
Patricia: Yea, go talk to Bakura, not me
Ryou: But I wanna talk to you and only you....*puppy eyes*
Patricia: Ah, it burns...
Bakura: Uh oh....
*Ryou steps forward as Patricia edges backward*
Patricia: I will NOT be touched by anyone, especially my bro's....uh......boyfriend.
Ryou: *starts crying*
Bakura: Oh hikari... *hugs Ryou*
Ryou: *pushes Bakura away* I want Patricia!!
Patricia: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs from room*
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Ryou wakes up*
Ryou: Where am I?
Bakura: Ookami!! You put him in a trance.....You bitch...
Ookami: Just revenge for ditching without telling me...anyways, send bloopers and I see ya
next time.
Bakura: I never want to hear those words again...
Ookami: What? That Ryou wanted Patricia....
Bakura: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs from room*
Ryou: I said that.....AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs from room*