Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Inu Yasha characters, for the 5th time!
Nor do I own any of the characters from other anime. But I DO own Mori. I
bought her from Microsoft for a dollar.
Mori: I'm worth more than that!
Quiet, you! *bop*
Sesshoumaru stared in amazement at the giant statue that stood before him. It was shaped exactly like him, but it was made of----
"CHEESE!" Sesshoumaru shouted, overcome by emotion. Dropping to his knees, he looked around the field. There were four other statues in sight, all made of cheese as well.
"We've been working on these for years!" Mori said proudly, surveying her statue. It showed Sesshoumaru standing in full regalia, glaring off into the horizon.
"It's the only picture I ever had of you," Mori said, since Sesshoumaru noted all the other statues with comical poses.
Off to the right was a statue of Goku, with a bowl on his head, a spoon in his hand, and a tail curling around his waist. In front of it stood Kotono and her pet, Goku. Goku had no leash, but seemed to follow Kotono around since she had a duck with her.
To the left stood Kikumi and P-chan, with a heroic statue of P-chan sopping wet, in a bowl of Ramen. Kikumi proudly chattered about her work to her little pet, who she had captured only because she had coaxed him away from Akane with a piece of cheese. In fact, P-chan was nibbling on his statue at the very moment.
Behind them were Skamori and Inu Yasha, gazing fondly at a statue of Inu Yasha with the Tetsusaiga slung across his back. What Inu Yasha failed to notice was that when Skamori had carved the statue, he was missing an ear and his tongue was sticking out. Inu Yasha nonetheless seemed very pleased to see himself rendered in a dairy product.
Lastly was Minagi and Riku, the silver-haired Bishie from Kingdom Hearts. (author's note: I explain this because some of you may not know, like I did approximately ten minutes ago ^^) They were coolly surveying the cheese sculpture of Riku, where he was looking over his shoulder and holding some kind of star in his hand. Due to Minagi's "unique" talent, the star appeared to have a ponytail.
Sesshoumaru looked back at Mori in amazement.
"How---how did you manage to make this?" he said, eyes full of wonder. Mori grinned and put her hand behind her head.
"Ahh, it wasn't that hard," she said, embarrassed.
"We had to work at night to keep the cheese from melting, and even now, we have no idea what's keeping them up." As she said this, the statue of P- chan suddenly melted, for no actual reason other than possible spontaneous combustion.
"YAIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIII" Kikumi shrieked, falling to her knees as she sobbed over her lost art. P-chan, oblivious to Kikumi's shrill complaint, began to eat the cheese. Kikumi soon stopped sobbing and began to eat as well.
Sesshoumaru stared at them for a little, then turned back to the sculpture of him. Eyes brimming, he turned back to Mori.
"I---I had no idea," he choked. He stood up and grabbed Mori's shoulders. He looked her straight in the eye, slightly scaring Mori.
"From now on, it's gonna be different!" he said broadly.
"No more cold looks and disobedience and all of that! There will be NO REASON FOR THIS LEASH!!" Mori slapped a hand over her mouth. As she drew it away, Sesshoumaru could see that she was beaming.
"Alright, then," she said quietly, and unsnapped Sesshoumaru's leash. Instantly, Sesshoumaru bounded off, free as a, uh, rock, since he forgot he was still wearing the collar.
"DOWN!" Mori roared furiously, and Sesshoumaru was indeed yanked downwards. He lay with his face in the dirt until Mori caught up with him. She sat on his back and whacked him on the head with a rolled-up newspaper, chanting "Bad Fluffy! Bad Fluffy! Bad Fluffy!"
Sesshoumaru whined, causing Mori to at least stop whacking him. She snapped on his collar and started dragging him back to the statues, which were at least half a mile away.
Note to self: Mori thought. Fluffy-kun runs very fast. Don't let him get away again. Somehow, Sesshoumaru had not regained power of his limbs, and was being dragged over a lot of dirt mounds and a bunch of rocks. He tried to get Mori's attention by whimpering loudly.
"Oh fine!" Mori succumbed to the pitiful sounds he was making and snapped her fingers. Sesshoumaru stood up, brushing dirt off of his L337 suit. When they returned, Kikumi and P-chan were covered in cheese, Goku was happily petting the duck and whispering to it, Inu Yasha had started sleeping, and Riku was trying to escape. Minagi was digging her heels into the ground, trying to prevent him from tearing his leash (attached to his fashionable pleather harness) out of her hands.
Seeing that there may be a problem, Mori handed out rosaries to all her friends. Since they had read the Inu Yasha manga, they knew what they were for. The friends, as if they had rehearsed it, covered their pets ears as one of them yelled out a spell word (poor Riku had gotten "BREAKDANCE" and was spinning around on his head), then the current victim was stopped and ear-muffled, while the next picked their word.
Everyone was having a lot of fun with their subdue command words! Riku was spinning around on his head, Sesshoumaru was, of course, lying helpless on the ground, while P-chan was busily chewing on a tree ("EAT!") and Inu Yasha, was indeed, making himself a crater.
After a while, everyone got bored and got back into the car. But where were they headed now?
Mori: I'm worth more than that!
Quiet, you! *bop*
Sesshoumaru stared in amazement at the giant statue that stood before him. It was shaped exactly like him, but it was made of----
"CHEESE!" Sesshoumaru shouted, overcome by emotion. Dropping to his knees, he looked around the field. There were four other statues in sight, all made of cheese as well.
"We've been working on these for years!" Mori said proudly, surveying her statue. It showed Sesshoumaru standing in full regalia, glaring off into the horizon.
"It's the only picture I ever had of you," Mori said, since Sesshoumaru noted all the other statues with comical poses.
Off to the right was a statue of Goku, with a bowl on his head, a spoon in his hand, and a tail curling around his waist. In front of it stood Kotono and her pet, Goku. Goku had no leash, but seemed to follow Kotono around since she had a duck with her.
To the left stood Kikumi and P-chan, with a heroic statue of P-chan sopping wet, in a bowl of Ramen. Kikumi proudly chattered about her work to her little pet, who she had captured only because she had coaxed him away from Akane with a piece of cheese. In fact, P-chan was nibbling on his statue at the very moment.
Behind them were Skamori and Inu Yasha, gazing fondly at a statue of Inu Yasha with the Tetsusaiga slung across his back. What Inu Yasha failed to notice was that when Skamori had carved the statue, he was missing an ear and his tongue was sticking out. Inu Yasha nonetheless seemed very pleased to see himself rendered in a dairy product.
Lastly was Minagi and Riku, the silver-haired Bishie from Kingdom Hearts. (author's note: I explain this because some of you may not know, like I did approximately ten minutes ago ^^) They were coolly surveying the cheese sculpture of Riku, where he was looking over his shoulder and holding some kind of star in his hand. Due to Minagi's "unique" talent, the star appeared to have a ponytail.
Sesshoumaru looked back at Mori in amazement.
"How---how did you manage to make this?" he said, eyes full of wonder. Mori grinned and put her hand behind her head.
"Ahh, it wasn't that hard," she said, embarrassed.
"We had to work at night to keep the cheese from melting, and even now, we have no idea what's keeping them up." As she said this, the statue of P- chan suddenly melted, for no actual reason other than possible spontaneous combustion.
"YAIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIII" Kikumi shrieked, falling to her knees as she sobbed over her lost art. P-chan, oblivious to Kikumi's shrill complaint, began to eat the cheese. Kikumi soon stopped sobbing and began to eat as well.
Sesshoumaru stared at them for a little, then turned back to the sculpture of him. Eyes brimming, he turned back to Mori.
"I---I had no idea," he choked. He stood up and grabbed Mori's shoulders. He looked her straight in the eye, slightly scaring Mori.
"From now on, it's gonna be different!" he said broadly.
"No more cold looks and disobedience and all of that! There will be NO REASON FOR THIS LEASH!!" Mori slapped a hand over her mouth. As she drew it away, Sesshoumaru could see that she was beaming.
"Alright, then," she said quietly, and unsnapped Sesshoumaru's leash. Instantly, Sesshoumaru bounded off, free as a, uh, rock, since he forgot he was still wearing the collar.
"DOWN!" Mori roared furiously, and Sesshoumaru was indeed yanked downwards. He lay with his face in the dirt until Mori caught up with him. She sat on his back and whacked him on the head with a rolled-up newspaper, chanting "Bad Fluffy! Bad Fluffy! Bad Fluffy!"
Sesshoumaru whined, causing Mori to at least stop whacking him. She snapped on his collar and started dragging him back to the statues, which were at least half a mile away.
Note to self: Mori thought. Fluffy-kun runs very fast. Don't let him get away again. Somehow, Sesshoumaru had not regained power of his limbs, and was being dragged over a lot of dirt mounds and a bunch of rocks. He tried to get Mori's attention by whimpering loudly.
"Oh fine!" Mori succumbed to the pitiful sounds he was making and snapped her fingers. Sesshoumaru stood up, brushing dirt off of his L337 suit. When they returned, Kikumi and P-chan were covered in cheese, Goku was happily petting the duck and whispering to it, Inu Yasha had started sleeping, and Riku was trying to escape. Minagi was digging her heels into the ground, trying to prevent him from tearing his leash (attached to his fashionable pleather harness) out of her hands.
Seeing that there may be a problem, Mori handed out rosaries to all her friends. Since they had read the Inu Yasha manga, they knew what they were for. The friends, as if they had rehearsed it, covered their pets ears as one of them yelled out a spell word (poor Riku had gotten "BREAKDANCE" and was spinning around on his head), then the current victim was stopped and ear-muffled, while the next picked their word.
Everyone was having a lot of fun with their subdue command words! Riku was spinning around on his head, Sesshoumaru was, of course, lying helpless on the ground, while P-chan was busily chewing on a tree ("EAT!") and Inu Yasha, was indeed, making himself a crater.
After a while, everyone got bored and got back into the car. But where were they headed now?