Disclaimer: this isn't a chapter, but I don't own the Inu Yasha characters
anyway. Boo hoo.
Hehe---Mori here! Say, you guys wouldn't want to kill me just because I haven't done a chapter in a while, right? Hey---cut that out! *people start pelting Mori with rotten vegetables*
NOOOOOOOOOO CUT THAT OUT---hey, eggplant! Oh---I was saying?
Yes! I haven't done a chapter in a likkle bit because I, uh, went skiing--- and I know it's Winter Break! I'll get right on it! I promise! Now, letsee if I can find something to amuse you in the meantime---
Mori: Fluffy dear, let's go to the pet store!
Sesshoumaru: How CRUEL! ---pet store? Do they have bunnies?
Mori: Er, yes---
Sesshoumaru: What are we WAITING FOR!! *speeds off A-ko style, dragging Mori by the arm*
~At The Pet Store~
Sesshoumaru: *puts face on plastic cage* Oh, aren't they ADORABLE!!
Mori: Fluffy dear, those are parrots...... *sweatdrops*
Sesshoumaru: Uh, I knew that---hey, DOGS!
Mori: You can recognize something---hey, cut that out!
Sesshoumaru: *picks up a beagle puppy* Hey, we can get out of here! Both of us! Just hand over a shard of the jewel, I know you have it!
Mori: *bops Sesshoumaru, causing him to drop the dog, which runs out the door*
Sesshoumaru: YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE ME!! I'LL FIND YOU SOMEDAY!
Mori: Hey, guinea pigs!
Sesshoumaru: Eh? *puts face on guinea pig cage* Gassssssssp---they're so CUTE!!
Employee: Say, can I help you---?
Sesshoumaru: I WANT THE PIG!!
Employee: Okay, which one would you like---
Sesshoumaru: ALL OF THEM!!!
Employee: thinking "boy this guy is rabid" Er, here you go, sir! *dumps a dozen guinea pigs on Sesshoumaru*
Sesshoumaru: I---I---LOVE THEM!! *starts cuddling the guinea pigs*
Mori: Er, Fluffy dear---
Sesshoumaru: *eyes turn red* NEVER COME BETWEEN ME AND MY GUINEA PIGS!!
Mori: Whoa! Down boy!
Sesshoumaru: Gee thanks---AIIIIIIIIIII *is yanked downwards and ends up spread-eagled on the floor, covered in percolating guinea pigs*
Mori: Whoops---forgot about the subdue command!
Sesshoumaru: It's like a MASSAGE! *is thoroughly enjoying the vibrating guinea pigs*
Guinea pig: *starts chewing on Sesshoumaru's ear*
Sesshoumaru: Ohh, they're so ADORABLE!!
Mori: That's it. We're going home. *grabs Sesshoumaru by the collar*
Sesshoumaru: NOOO! WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE BUNNIES YET! *makes a wild grab for a cage full of pythons* Aww, they're so cute and fluffy!
Python: *wraps around Sesshoumaru's head and starts squeezing*
Sesshoumaru: Aww, it LIKES ME!
Please don't kill me before I finish next chapter-!
Hehe---Mori here! Say, you guys wouldn't want to kill me just because I haven't done a chapter in a while, right? Hey---cut that out! *people start pelting Mori with rotten vegetables*
NOOOOOOOOOO CUT THAT OUT---hey, eggplant! Oh---I was saying?
Yes! I haven't done a chapter in a likkle bit because I, uh, went skiing--- and I know it's Winter Break! I'll get right on it! I promise! Now, letsee if I can find something to amuse you in the meantime---
Mori: Fluffy dear, let's go to the pet store!
Sesshoumaru: How CRUEL! ---pet store? Do they have bunnies?
Mori: Er, yes---
Sesshoumaru: What are we WAITING FOR!! *speeds off A-ko style, dragging Mori by the arm*
~At The Pet Store~
Sesshoumaru: *puts face on plastic cage* Oh, aren't they ADORABLE!!
Mori: Fluffy dear, those are parrots...... *sweatdrops*
Sesshoumaru: Uh, I knew that---hey, DOGS!
Mori: You can recognize something---hey, cut that out!
Sesshoumaru: *picks up a beagle puppy* Hey, we can get out of here! Both of us! Just hand over a shard of the jewel, I know you have it!
Mori: *bops Sesshoumaru, causing him to drop the dog, which runs out the door*
Sesshoumaru: YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE ME!! I'LL FIND YOU SOMEDAY!
Mori: Hey, guinea pigs!
Sesshoumaru: Eh? *puts face on guinea pig cage* Gassssssssp---they're so CUTE!!
Employee: Say, can I help you---?
Sesshoumaru: I WANT THE PIG!!
Employee: Okay, which one would you like---
Sesshoumaru: ALL OF THEM!!!
Employee: thinking "boy this guy is rabid" Er, here you go, sir! *dumps a dozen guinea pigs on Sesshoumaru*
Sesshoumaru: I---I---LOVE THEM!! *starts cuddling the guinea pigs*
Mori: Er, Fluffy dear---
Sesshoumaru: *eyes turn red* NEVER COME BETWEEN ME AND MY GUINEA PIGS!!
Mori: Whoa! Down boy!
Sesshoumaru: Gee thanks---AIIIIIIIIIII *is yanked downwards and ends up spread-eagled on the floor, covered in percolating guinea pigs*
Mori: Whoops---forgot about the subdue command!
Sesshoumaru: It's like a MASSAGE! *is thoroughly enjoying the vibrating guinea pigs*
Guinea pig: *starts chewing on Sesshoumaru's ear*
Sesshoumaru: Ohh, they're so ADORABLE!!
Mori: That's it. We're going home. *grabs Sesshoumaru by the collar*
Sesshoumaru: NOOO! WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE BUNNIES YET! *makes a wild grab for a cage full of pythons* Aww, they're so cute and fluffy!
Python: *wraps around Sesshoumaru's head and starts squeezing*
Sesshoumaru: Aww, it LIKES ME!
Please don't kill me before I finish next chapter-!