Disclaimer: I. don't. own. any. Inu. Yasha. stuff. so. there. But there is
much claimage to be found in the presence of Mori (claimage of me), Minagi
(claimage of TwoHeadedSquirrel), Momo (no fanfiction.net claimage as of
now) Kikumi (claimage of Kikumi, no da!), and there is no claimage to be
found in Chris. Because he hates us all. Oh, and nor do I own Tenchi. Or P-
chan. Or Dragonball. (phew. There was much claimage today.)
Sesshoumaru looked around, wide-eyed, as he was led into a huge, completely cement room. It looked sort of like a mass insane asylum, but without the fashionable white padded walls. A loud screeching sound suddenly filled his ears. Momo and Minagi pulled him out of the way just in time to avoid being hit by a falling Tenchi. (AN: Tenchi Muyo, for those of you that live under a rock.) Tenchi stood up, grimaced, and fled for the door as he was chased by a girl with white hair and a tail, a girl with purple hair, and a small brown-colored cat-rabbit thing. (AN: Also: cabbit.) Blinking in utter confusion, Sesshoumaru was pulled on.
He was dragged into a line of other people, all whom had dogs. Or, in some cases, people dressed like dogs. And in other cases, anything but dogs. Sesshoumaru noticed with a smile that Kikumi had reappeared with P-Chan. He snapped to attention as an extremely tall man paced out in front of the owners and their "pets". The man was around seven feet tall, blond, completely ripped, German-looking, and had strange blue eyes. Sesshoumaru snickered as he heard the man begin to speak.
"Today you will learn how to train your dogs!!" he yelled in a high pitched voice, interiorly secretly hoping nobody would notice. Sesshoumaru began to laugh uncontrollably, before Momo and Minagi set upon him with low-power cattle prods. The man, General Blue of the Red Ribbon Army, smiled eerily.
"This is an excellent example of how to use your obedience devices, generously contributed to all participants, courtesy of the First National Bank!!" Mori cast a look down at her cattle prod. Indeed, it had the bank's logo on it. She turned it onto the lowest power and gently gave Chris a poke with it. He looked up from his sitting position, giving her a murderous stare and a threatening growl. Mori grinned and slipped the cattle prod in her pocket, as it could be useful later. Plus, she was too afraid to use it on Chris.
"First, teach your dog how to sit!!" he screeched again, some random person bringing a small dog up to him. "Just yell at it 'SIT!' enough times and it may sit!" The dog, hearing General Blue's shrill voice, sat cowering on the floor. The participants stared for a moment, before someone cautiously said "sit!" Instantly the room reverberated with the sound of "sit!"
Mori looked down at Chris, sitting splay-legged on the floor. "Er, sit," she said nervously, tugging on his leash. Chris grudgingly moved his legs into a dog-sit position. Mori beamed with satisfaction. Sesshoumaru was not so lucky. Momo and Minagi were saying "Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit!" over and over again, even though he had assumed the proper position a while ago. They began to poke him with the cattle prods, not even with the power on, but poking him repeatedly anyway.
"ENOUGH!!" Momo and Minagi immediately stopped. General Blue began pacing again. "If your dog does not respond the first time, CATTLE PROD HIM!!" Kikumi grinned, looking down at P-chan who was struggling desperately to escape. Kikumi pulled a piece of cheese out of her pocket, offering the lint-covered morsel to P-chan. The black pig gulped it down and sat willingly, admiring the winged creatures now fluttering around his head as result of the cheese.
"Next we learn.....DOWN!!" Sesshoumaru's eye twitched involuntarily. The room began to echo with the sound of the last word. "DOWN!!" Everyone watched in amazement as Sesshoumaru slowly disappeared through the gray cement floor. Huge clouds of dust rose up, along with the ear-shattering sound of breaking concrete. After the dust settled, everyone quietly stared at the center of the floor, where a huge hole presided. Mori quickly dropped Chris' leash and looked down into the hole.
"Fluffy?" she said quietly, her voice not reaching very far. She picked up a small rock and dropped it down the hole. She patiently waited approximately two minutes before she heard it hit bottom. The room was dead silent.
"FLUFFY'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she squealed, jumping down the shaft. Momo and Minagi quickly followed, much to the quiet amazement of the viewers. Kikumi and P-chan stealthily edged towards the door before disappearing. General Blue blinked once. Twice. Three times before he ran out of the room in a panic. Everyone soon followed him, until Chris was the only one left in the room.
A look of extreme annoyance crossed his face. He tore off all his costume pieces, and folded his arms over his chest, staring blankly down into the black hole. He sighed and sat on the edge of the hole.
"The things I do for money," he said, obviously ashamed of himself. He quickly dropped out of sight.
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Chapter's a bit short! Gomen! Gomen! Will update soon! Sorry about the seriousness, I promise it will be fixed!
Sesshoumaru looked around, wide-eyed, as he was led into a huge, completely cement room. It looked sort of like a mass insane asylum, but without the fashionable white padded walls. A loud screeching sound suddenly filled his ears. Momo and Minagi pulled him out of the way just in time to avoid being hit by a falling Tenchi. (AN: Tenchi Muyo, for those of you that live under a rock.) Tenchi stood up, grimaced, and fled for the door as he was chased by a girl with white hair and a tail, a girl with purple hair, and a small brown-colored cat-rabbit thing. (AN: Also: cabbit.) Blinking in utter confusion, Sesshoumaru was pulled on.
He was dragged into a line of other people, all whom had dogs. Or, in some cases, people dressed like dogs. And in other cases, anything but dogs. Sesshoumaru noticed with a smile that Kikumi had reappeared with P-Chan. He snapped to attention as an extremely tall man paced out in front of the owners and their "pets". The man was around seven feet tall, blond, completely ripped, German-looking, and had strange blue eyes. Sesshoumaru snickered as he heard the man begin to speak.
"Today you will learn how to train your dogs!!" he yelled in a high pitched voice, interiorly secretly hoping nobody would notice. Sesshoumaru began to laugh uncontrollably, before Momo and Minagi set upon him with low-power cattle prods. The man, General Blue of the Red Ribbon Army, smiled eerily.
"This is an excellent example of how to use your obedience devices, generously contributed to all participants, courtesy of the First National Bank!!" Mori cast a look down at her cattle prod. Indeed, it had the bank's logo on it. She turned it onto the lowest power and gently gave Chris a poke with it. He looked up from his sitting position, giving her a murderous stare and a threatening growl. Mori grinned and slipped the cattle prod in her pocket, as it could be useful later. Plus, she was too afraid to use it on Chris.
"First, teach your dog how to sit!!" he screeched again, some random person bringing a small dog up to him. "Just yell at it 'SIT!' enough times and it may sit!" The dog, hearing General Blue's shrill voice, sat cowering on the floor. The participants stared for a moment, before someone cautiously said "sit!" Instantly the room reverberated with the sound of "sit!"
Mori looked down at Chris, sitting splay-legged on the floor. "Er, sit," she said nervously, tugging on his leash. Chris grudgingly moved his legs into a dog-sit position. Mori beamed with satisfaction. Sesshoumaru was not so lucky. Momo and Minagi were saying "Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit!" over and over again, even though he had assumed the proper position a while ago. They began to poke him with the cattle prods, not even with the power on, but poking him repeatedly anyway.
"ENOUGH!!" Momo and Minagi immediately stopped. General Blue began pacing again. "If your dog does not respond the first time, CATTLE PROD HIM!!" Kikumi grinned, looking down at P-chan who was struggling desperately to escape. Kikumi pulled a piece of cheese out of her pocket, offering the lint-covered morsel to P-chan. The black pig gulped it down and sat willingly, admiring the winged creatures now fluttering around his head as result of the cheese.
"Next we learn.....DOWN!!" Sesshoumaru's eye twitched involuntarily. The room began to echo with the sound of the last word. "DOWN!!" Everyone watched in amazement as Sesshoumaru slowly disappeared through the gray cement floor. Huge clouds of dust rose up, along with the ear-shattering sound of breaking concrete. After the dust settled, everyone quietly stared at the center of the floor, where a huge hole presided. Mori quickly dropped Chris' leash and looked down into the hole.
"Fluffy?" she said quietly, her voice not reaching very far. She picked up a small rock and dropped it down the hole. She patiently waited approximately two minutes before she heard it hit bottom. The room was dead silent.
"FLUFFY'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she squealed, jumping down the shaft. Momo and Minagi quickly followed, much to the quiet amazement of the viewers. Kikumi and P-chan stealthily edged towards the door before disappearing. General Blue blinked once. Twice. Three times before he ran out of the room in a panic. Everyone soon followed him, until Chris was the only one left in the room.
A look of extreme annoyance crossed his face. He tore off all his costume pieces, and folded his arms over his chest, staring blankly down into the black hole. He sighed and sat on the edge of the hole.
"The things I do for money," he said, obviously ashamed of himself. He quickly dropped out of sight.
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Chapter's a bit short! Gomen! Gomen! Will update soon! Sorry about the seriousness, I promise it will be fixed!