Before we start I'd just like to say that I own nothing about most of the things in this story except the personalities of the three main characters... and that Pokemon contains subliminal message that force you to join the navy.

Policeman: Ok buddy you've been warned!

RC: HELP MEEEEeeeee!

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College started...... YAY

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At COLLEGE

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Chris: LALALALALALALA! I'M NOT LISTENING! LALALA!

Jesse: What's his problem?

Tasion: Well, he read the authors message and he's trying to get him out of jail.

Chris: I'LL NEVER WATCH POKEMON AGAIN!

Jesse: YOU DIDN'T WATCH IT IN THE FIRST PLACE DUMBASS!

Chris: Oh... Never mind!

Tasion: God, college is gonna suck.

Jesse: Why -__-?

Tasion: ... Him -__-.

Chris: I'm gonna be bunking up with ya buddy ^_^!

Jesse: ... oh.

*BRING*

Tasion: Class is starting.

Chris: WHAT! ALREADY!

Jesse: What's the matter.

Chris: We haven't been on a college road trip.

Tasion: We've been at the college for less than two minutes and your saying that we haven't done something stupid that will get us in jail for at least 1 day... Why not?

Jesse: ... You guys are hopeless. Just meet me in my room anyway.

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At some dorm room

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Chris: That's the plan!

Jesse: What's the plan???

Chris: WEREN'T YOU LISTENING!!!

Tasion: You just came in here and said that's the plan.

Some guy: Why are you guys in my dorm room

Some guy's roommate: Yeah...

Chris, Jesse, Tasion: SHUT UP!

Others: ...x_x Sorry.

Chris: OK we go around the world searching for some fat woman in a bikini and take nude photos of her and then we tell the cops that those two did it.

Tasion + Jesse: ... -_- ' Hopeless.

Chris: Ok... Let's just drive around and think of something.

Tasion + Jesse: Fine.

Others: Can we come too.

Chris, Jesse, Tasion: o_o    NO!

Others: ... x_x *out cold*

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RC: What will happen as they think while in Chris's AMC Gremlin? Why am I not out of jail yet? Am I going to get out of jail, the answers to these questions and more on next week's episode of "Who Gives a Rat's Ass?"