RC: Now that I'm finally out of prison, $5000 later, I've made the second chapter enjoy!
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In Chris's Car
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Chris: Has anyone thought of something yet?
Other 2: No.
Chris: Wanna eat at this Italian restaurant?
Other 2: No.
Chris: Fine, we'll go in.
Other: 2: Fine... wait.
Chris: To late! *Drives car through window*
Waiter: Hello, my name is Mario, Now what shall-I gets-ya!
Jesse: Well, I'll have the-
Chris: AHH! Racism
Mario: But I-ma Italian.
Chris: Ohh, now you're being a stereotype eh? Well I'll show you!
*Chris started beating up Mario with his plastic fork and knife*
(RC: Don't ask me how he got out of the wrapper)
Mario: DEAD x_x
Chef: You killed my-a brother.
Chris: What's your name, LUIGI???
Luigi: I am, and you killed the-a famous Mario.
Chris: Well what are you gonna do about it. Shoot a fireball at me.
Luigi: *charges his hand and shoots a green bouncing fireball* Eat this!
Chris: HOLY S***
Tasion: Watch out, it's bouncing!
Luigi: Now you'll-a die, you piece-a of crap.
Chris: *jumps out of the way* you wanna play with fire huh? *Takes a frying pan off the stove which just happened to be cooking at HI* Die, stereotyper!
*The frying pan hits Luigi in the head, it is stuck to his face*
(RC: Gotta love that sticky tack ^_^)
Luigi: AHH! AHH! IT-A BURNS! *Falls into stove that just happened to be set at 900°* *Dies* *Hits silent alarm*
Jesse: Look what just happened, you killed two famous videogame characters that were running and Italian restaurant and now were running from the cops. Just great, we'll get suspended for sure.
Tasion: Or expelled.
Chris: To the airport!
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At the airport
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Tasion: How did we get to the airport so fast without your car, spare change, or a super fast rocket?
Chris: ... Internet?
Jesse: Stop asking unexplained questions and lets go on the 513 plane to Paris.
Tasion: Why don't you burn in hell!
Jesse: *Kicks Tasion in the leg. Hear a snapping noise. *
Tasion: x_x Sorry *Leg violently bleeding*
Chris: How do we get on?
Jesse: ... Get a bush.
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10 minutes later
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Jesse: Okay, we sneak past the ticket taker and ride in an unseated plan at first class.
Chris: IN A BUSH?
Jesse: I saw it on TV so it has to work
Tasion: ... -_-'
Ticket Taker: Hey is that a talking bush? Oh god, I drank too much again. *Talks to a mannequin* Can you tell me where the bathroom is located, and your phone number.
Jesse: Now's are chance, go for it!
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They make it through, in the air 30 minutes later
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Tasion: I'm bored, is anything good supposed to happen to us.
Chris + Jesse: O_O NOOOOOO!
*A black hole opens and the get sucked in*
Chris: I'll kill you!
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RC: Where will the black hole lead? I don't know I didn't make the next chapter yet. Well let's find out as you "turn the page."