Cop: I'll watch for the ratings
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Chris: Uhh... where are we?
???: Oh my gosh, are you all right mister?
Chris: Are you a panzie? Of course I'm all right.
???: Sorry mister.
Chris SHUT THE HELL UP!
???: Ash, this guy is obviously a jerk, lets sleep under stars tonight.
Ash: Sorry, I have to have Brock teach me something. Is that ok Misty?
Misty: You're gay aren't you?
Brock: *in a girly voice* Nooooooo!
Misty: -_-' you are.
Chris: OK, OK, I'm Chris HELP ME HERE!
Ash: Not until you join the navy!
(RC: I KNEW IT! There are subliminal messages in Pokemon.
Cop: I wanna quit my job and join the navy… NO WAIT, YOU'RE RIGHT!
RC: IN YOUR FACE)
Chris: FINE I'LL JOIN THE FRIGGIN' NAVY! HELP ME HERE!
Ash: Fine. *Lifts him up like that just married moment*
Chris: Are you gay, seriously.
Ash: I'm NOT gay!
Misty: Gay people can't play Pokemon jointhenavy. I'll just have to flush your Poke ball down the toilet.
Ash: Who cares?
Misty: I'll drop Pikachu off a cliff. Into the water and an air carrier from the navy will save him. Then eat him.
Pikachu: Pika Pika Join the Navy.
Chris: Does he always talk like that?
Brock: Yeah. I can't see due to the fact I never open my eyes.
Misty: We never asked.
*After hours of arguing, it became nighttime*
Chris: Lets just camp out here tonight.
Pokemon characters: Fine!
Chris: We finally agree on something.
*Ash enters Misty's tent*
Ash: You wanted to see me?
Misty: I did. *Takes of her top*
Ash: O_O I have to go see Brock!
(RC: HE LITERALLY IS GAY!)
Misty: *Starts shedding small tears* Retard! *Puts top back on and goes to Chris's tent *
Chris: I wonder how the other two are doing.
Misty *Enters the room* Hey Chris.
Chris: Ya
Misty: Ash is gay.
Chris: You learned that now?
Misty: I took off my top and he went to see the navy boy.
Chris: : | What are you getting at?
Misty: I want someone straight.
Chris: O_O Oh god! Umm, I have a girlfriend and I um-
Misty: We don't have to tell anyone about it.
Chris: ... I gotta go.
Misty: The zipper is locked.
Chris: How the hell is a zipper locked!
Misty: Secrets of life.
Chris: *groan* Fine.
Misty: *Takes of her top*
Chris: (Umm, wait, I have scissors for some reason.) Nice body lady. I'm gonna see you later. *Tries to cut a hole in the wall* Damn, these things can't cut butter!
Misty: Try it.
Chris: Fine, I'll spoon. WITH MY PANTS ON!
Misty: Fine.
Chris: *Removes shirt*
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Next day
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(RC: Wow that was some night… now to continue the story.)
Chris: *hugging a naked Misty* Oh god I have to wash myself!
*Beep beep beep* Get ready to beam up to college transporter in 5.4.3.2.1.0
Chris: Wait, holo message. I had a great time with you and now I must go. Put Ash in a mental hospital and tell him I NEVER JOINED THE NAVY, HAHAHAHA.
RC: That's a funny chapter ^_^.