Alright! Time for another fic! And I -

BRATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

Yipe! Sister! *Cowers*

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN YOUR FANFIC!!!

*petit love is dwarfed by large-headed yelling sister*

Er, um, we, aren't to that part, yet -

WELL IT BETTER BE SOON AND - HEY WHAT'S WITH THIS PERSON IN YOUR REVIEW BOARDS? 'SESSHO MARU'S LIL VIXEN'? WHAT THE - 'VASH THE STAMPEDE'S LIL VIXEN'?? WHY IS SHE CHANGING HER NAME!! SHE'S SUCH A WHORE!!

*snickers* be nice, Seris.

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Mori: sometimes I feel like a tomato.

Momo: yeah.

Mori: are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?

Momo: I dunno. That's a good question.

Mori: I think they scientifically proved it to be one or the other but I can't remember which one.

Momo: Personally, I think it's a vegetable.

Mori: I think it's a fruit.

Momo: vegetable.

Mori: fruit.

Momo: vegetable!

Mori: fruit!

Momo: VEGETABLE!

Mori: FRUIT!

Seris: Yeah, you are a fruit.

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Minagi: Midge.

Kikumi: Wuvs.

Minagi: Gay asparagus.

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Chris: Are you Russian?

Russian: Da!

Chris: Are you drunk yet?

Russian: *dejectedly* Da. . .

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Mori: Accursed evil from the skies!

Momo: THE BLACK APOCALYPTIC SKIES RAIN WITH SPIDERY DEATH!

Minagi: OH, WHY HAVE YE GODS FORSAKEN US??

M,M&M: WHYYYYYYYYY???????????

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Mori, Minagi & Momo: Ohhh we are the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay home and lie around! And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you -

Chris: I hate you all.

M,M&M: WE DON'T DO ANYTHIIIIIIIINGGGG!!

Hat: This is the Hat . . . is Inu Yasha there?

Inu Yasha: Why yes . . . yes I am Inu Yasha.

H: Um, this is the Hat. Not like it's Kagome or anything.

IY: I know, what are you implying?

H: Well since this is the Hat, I was just wondering if - ACCKPLT *splurch*

Kagome: Heeheehee! This is Kagome . . . I mean, HAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHTT!!

IY: Well, I'm glad that you're not Kagome or anything, 'cause yesterday she stole all my beans . . .

Please don't kill me! I needed randomness! *cower*