Cop: Well, you're right they did have subliminal messages, and I JOINED THE
NAVY! LALALALALALA.
RC: o_o ... ok then Just start reading the next chapter.
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RC: Oh yeah, Jesse ended up in the digital world (Digimon: SEASON ONE (BEFORE KARI) BEWARE OF THE UGLY MIMI). It burns like Coke on a rusty nail HY-UO.
Jesse: Uhh... Chris? *Wakes up in a forest with no one around* *sigh* -_-'
Some ugly monster thing: Blarg!
Jesse: Ahhh! *Kicks him in the nads*
Some ugly monster thing: Owww! x_x *Bleeds violently from the nads*
A group of ugly people: *come over* A Digimon.
Jesse: Aww, great. I'm in the digital world.
The group of ugly people: Tai: Dumass
Matt: Loser
Sora: She-male
Izzy: NERRRRRD!
Joe: Wuss
Mimi: Prissy, ugly, butfaced, possible gay (more to come)
TK: Baby
Izzy: *drops dead* Joe: *drops dead* TK: *drops dead* Matt: *drops dead*
Other three: HAHAHA LOSERS! *Notice Jesse next to some ugly monster thing and checks to see if she's ok*
Tai: Are you ok?
Jesse: Yeah, I'm fine.
Sora: How did you beat that Digimon?
Jesse: o_o? What the hell?
Mimi: Well a Di-
Jesse: AHHHH! UNCLEAN! MY EYES BURN! AHHHH! *Runs away*
Matt: *Becomes alive again*
Mimi: *drops dead*
Matt: Hey come back! (Hehehe, I can get all over her)
Tai: Stop running, she died! (Hehehe, I can get all over her)
Sora: We just wanna talk to you! (Hehehe, I can get all over her)
Jesse: *finds herself at an unmanned ice cream stand* Hey cool, FREE ICE CREAM! *Gorges*
Other 3: Phew, we found you.
Tai: Do you know how dangerous it is to just run around on your own?
Matt: Yeah! You should've let me go with you!
Tai: Why you? Assface
Matt: Jackhole
Tai: MIMI!
Matt: *starts crying*:'(
Tai: Hehehe!
*Some gay monster pops out of a tree*
Some gay monster: LALALA
Jesse: Stay back, I've got Jimmies. *Throws Jimmies at Some gay monster*
Some gay monster: AHHH! All I see is a horrible rainbow!
Jesse: and Mountain Dew *sprays in some gay monster's eyes*
Some gay monster: AHHH! MY EYES! *Dies* x_x
Tai: ... O_O
Matt: ...O_O
Sora: Cool butterfly, hehehe.
Tai: I wanna screw you!
Matt: I wanna screw you!
Sora: I wanna screw you!
*Beep beep beep* Going to college transporter in 5.4.3.2.1.0
Jesse: -_-' THANK GOD!
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RC: ... that was close! That's the end.................. of the chapter!
RC: o_o ... ok then Just start reading the next chapter.
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RC: Oh yeah, Jesse ended up in the digital world (Digimon: SEASON ONE (BEFORE KARI) BEWARE OF THE UGLY MIMI). It burns like Coke on a rusty nail HY-UO.
Jesse: Uhh... Chris? *Wakes up in a forest with no one around* *sigh* -_-'
Some ugly monster thing: Blarg!
Jesse: Ahhh! *Kicks him in the nads*
Some ugly monster thing: Owww! x_x *Bleeds violently from the nads*
A group of ugly people: *come over* A Digimon.
Jesse: Aww, great. I'm in the digital world.
The group of ugly people: Tai: Dumass
Matt: Loser
Sora: She-male
Izzy: NERRRRRD!
Joe: Wuss
Mimi: Prissy, ugly, butfaced, possible gay (more to come)
TK: Baby
Izzy: *drops dead* Joe: *drops dead* TK: *drops dead* Matt: *drops dead*
Other three: HAHAHA LOSERS! *Notice Jesse next to some ugly monster thing and checks to see if she's ok*
Tai: Are you ok?
Jesse: Yeah, I'm fine.
Sora: How did you beat that Digimon?
Jesse: o_o? What the hell?
Mimi: Well a Di-
Jesse: AHHHH! UNCLEAN! MY EYES BURN! AHHHH! *Runs away*
Matt: *Becomes alive again*
Mimi: *drops dead*
Matt: Hey come back! (Hehehe, I can get all over her)
Tai: Stop running, she died! (Hehehe, I can get all over her)
Sora: We just wanna talk to you! (Hehehe, I can get all over her)
Jesse: *finds herself at an unmanned ice cream stand* Hey cool, FREE ICE CREAM! *Gorges*
Other 3: Phew, we found you.
Tai: Do you know how dangerous it is to just run around on your own?
Matt: Yeah! You should've let me go with you!
Tai: Why you? Assface
Matt: Jackhole
Tai: MIMI!
Matt: *starts crying*:'(
Tai: Hehehe!
*Some gay monster pops out of a tree*
Some gay monster: LALALA
Jesse: Stay back, I've got Jimmies. *Throws Jimmies at Some gay monster*
Some gay monster: AHHH! All I see is a horrible rainbow!
Jesse: and Mountain Dew *sprays in some gay monster's eyes*
Some gay monster: AHHH! MY EYES! *Dies* x_x
Tai: ... O_O
Matt: ...O_O
Sora: Cool butterfly, hehehe.
Tai: I wanna screw you!
Matt: I wanna screw you!
Sora: I wanna screw you!
*Beep beep beep* Going to college transporter in 5.4.3.2.1.0
Jesse: -_-' THANK GOD!
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RC: ... that was close! That's the end.................. of the chapter!