It may sound absurd

But please don't get peeved

I'm sorry I ate all the cheese

I was at Lon Lon ranch

The cows had a disease

But I wanted milk without saying please.

Oh in the dungeon

When I'm opening things.

I get some treasures that

Would hurt and sting

Cause its not eaaaaaassyyy

To beeeee Liiiiiiiiiiiink!

Oh I wear a tunic

In red or in green

Or it is blue if I'm at the sea

Inside the seaaaaaaa. UNDER the seeeaaaaa..

Yes! I'm only a man!

In blue red or green

With different shoes and shields I mean

But let's talk the truth,

About all of these things

How do I fit them all?

And still jump 5 feet

To jump 5 feeeeet

To jump five feeeeeeeeeeettt.

In the aaaaaiiirr.

It's not easy

Or anything.

I'm only a man.

In weirdo white tights

But being a hero

Doesn't bite

But it's not easy.

To be.

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink!

Ok, well I still don't own anything, save these lyrics. I know I'm a psychopath, but it was worth it. Anyway, try to listen to the actual song while you are reading. It makes a lot more sense. If I messed up my timing, tell me in your reviews.