RC: Ewwwwwww! MIMI SEASON 1 IS SO UGLY! Ewwwwwwww!

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Tasion: ... uhh ... GIANT DOUNOUGHT!

People in a crowd: o_o? Is he crazy?

Girl: Let's throw stuff at him.

Boy: Like pennies, we don't need them anyway.

Pennies: *goes through Tasion's head*

Tasion: *violently bleeds from head* AHHHH!

------------------ In the hospital ------------------

Tasion: mmm... uhh... AHHH! LINCON! WHERE THE HELL AM I!

Nurse: You're in Domino City Hospital.

Tasion: ... O_O, I'm in Elmo's world!

Nurse: ... You can go anytime... NOW! *Kicks Tasion out the door*

Two kids: DUEL!

Tasion: Hey, I'm in the world of Yu-gi-oh!

On a huge intercom: The finals are now starting and you can see them by paying $250 to Kaiba Pay per View!

Tasion: Hey I'm gonna go there.

--------------------------------------- At the place where the finals are ---------------------------------------

Guy: Hey, how did you get here without six locater cards?

Tasion: ... *punches Guy in the face*

Guy: x_x*nose bleeding violently*

Tristan: Okay Serenity, time to take your bandages off.

Serenity: *takes off bandages* Wow, Joey is dueling thank you Tristan. *Looks at Tristan* AHHHH! Hey, I can't see. I've gone blind by looking at you. *Take out pistol and aimlessly shoots Tristan in the head in one shot! *

Tristan: x_x *dead*

Announcer: Joey loses to Kaiba!

Kaiba: I win, NOW YOU DIE. *Throws Mokuba at him*

Joey: x_x *dead*

Announcer: Now for the final match! Yugi Moto versus Seto Kaiba.

Yugi: Go millennium puzzle!

Yami: Time to duel!

Kaiba: So be it.

------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 episodes later, Slipher (Orisis) and Obelisk are on the field -------------------------------------------------------------------------

Kaiba: NOW I'LL SHOW YOU THAT MY GOD CARD IS THE BETTER ONE!

Yami: YOU'RE MISGUIDED, MY BEAST WILL BE TRIAMPHUNT!

Tasion: Cool... I'm gonna get some tacos. *Trips over one of the holographic thingies and it hits another holographic thing until it hits all four* ... Oops.

Yami + Kaiba: AHHH! Set it up! SET IT UP!

Yami: NOOOO! MY LIFE POINTS ARE BLINKING 12:00!

Kaiba: NOOOO! MINE TOO! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SET IT!

Yami + Kaiba: *crying* :'(

Tasion: *shifty eyes, slowly walks away*

Random Guy: It's all his fault!

Tasion: Hey, it's Big Foot!

Big Foot: whoa, this isn't about me it's about you!

Tasion: Damn It!

---------- Outside ----------

(RC: Oh no! Trapped in an alley!)

Kaiba: Let's use Yami's head as a battering ram and turn him into Swiss cheese!

Yami's Hair: Shwing! *
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Tasion: God if you like me, you'll save me now!

*beep beep beep* Going to transporter in college in 5.4.3.2.1.0

Tasion: *Gets teleported*

Yami: *gets smashed hair first into the wall and the wall breaks down!

Kaiba: Damn, that's strong hair gel.

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RC: That's all. Go to the final chapter and see what awaits you! *Takes a match and sets Yami's hair*

Yami: AHHHHHHH! MY GEL IS HIGHLY FLAMMABLE!