Try to remember
Chapter 9
Yakking ditz's story
A/N: I don't like Rinoa or Quistis much so they get to share a chapter. Oh yeah, I don't own anything don't sue me I'm poor enough as it is. I don't get paid for 2 weeks and I owe people on e-bay money.
Now on to story
Quistis stepped forward.
"I'm Quistis Trepe," the pretty blond next to Raijin said.
"I remember this one time we got sooooooo drunk that we….oh um actually you told me never to speak of that ever again. Never mind"
She stepped back again. I raised my eyebrows.
"Come on Quissy. You cant start a story like that and not 'deliver'" The guy in the turtleneck sweater said.
The girl next to him smacked him. Quistis turned red.
"I don't really care to know, you don't have to tell me" she smiled and turned to her normal color.
The raven-haired girl sat on the bed and said I'm Rinoa Heartilly.
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::: Once again with the flash back thing :::
"Rinoa, hey Rinoa!!! Check this out!"
"Check what out Seffie?"
"I just found a cave…." A devilish look came across Selphie Tilmett's face "Lets go spelunking."
"Ok," Rinoa said. "What's spelunking?"
"Cave exploring, silly" she smiled, "lets go"
Rinoa reluctantly followed the smaller brunette.
They finally got to a small room. It couldn't have been bigger than a DMW Grat.
( A/N: a Grat is a small car made by Deling Motor Works as 'the people's transport vehicle' but later in history ended up being driven by tree loving hippies)
It should have been dark but there were these crystals inside that illuminated the cave.
"How beautiful" Selphie said, "Hey Rinoa, don't touch anything"
Rinoa was trying to pry the biggest rock of the wall
"NOOOOOO Rinoa!"
"What?" she let go of the rock long enough to hear a high-pitched scream coming toward them from the hole above.
"What the hell was that?" Rinoa asked.
"That," Selphie said, "Was our cue to run."
They heard the noise coming closer, they crawled through the tunnel as fast as they could.
Rinoa tried to pass Selphie. They got stuck.
"Hyne Rinoa!!! Look what you've done!" she got angrier by the minute.
"We're running from an evil that you unleashed because you wanted the big shiny rock, you tried passing me, now we're stuck in this tunnel we're going to rot in here and I'll never tell that certain someone that I love him."
"Awww this is about Seifer isn't it?"
"No!"
"Yes it is, you like him, everyone knows it." She smirked
"This is about your stu AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKHELP ITS TRYING TO EAT MY FEET!!!" Selphie screamed and writhed in agony.
"What is Selphie?"
"The cave thing HEEEEELLLLLLP!" she sobbed.
"HELP!" Rinoa joined in.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" She started to cry "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" it started to sound like she was laughing and screaming at the same time "it tickles its licking my foot AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
~Meanwhile~
"Ok Seifer, I'll teach you to shoot this thing of you teach me how to use Hyperion, deal?"
"Yeah, yeah." He said a little reluctantly.
"Ok," he handed Exeter to Seifer, "let me see how you hold this thing, don't even bother touching the trigger yet. Just hold it like you're about to fire."
Seifer crouched down and put the butt of the gun against his shoulder.
"NONONO! If you do that you'll break something, or at the very least, dislocate something" he grabbed the gun and put it on top of Seifer's shoulder. "see, that way the kickback wont hurt you, I had a friend that almost killed himself trying to hold a rifle against his chest while fir…"
Seifer held up his hand for Irvine's silence.
"What is it?" Irvine whispered.
"I heard screams coming from that way" he threw Irvine's oddly weighted rifle to him, "lets go"
They made it to the hole in the side of the hill where the screams were coming from.
"HELLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!! IT'S TRYING TO EAT MY FEEEEEEEEEEEET HEHEHEEEEEELP" the Selphie's voice wailed.
"Selphie, is that you?" Seifer shouted.
"Yes, its her…and Rinoa." Another voice shouted.
"GET US OUT OF HERE IT WAS TRYING TO EAT MY FEET!!!!" Selphie cried
Just then a Moogle walked past Seifer and Irvine, wearing Selphie's shoes. Irvine fell to the ground laughing. Shortly followed by Seifer.
"Hey guys, this isn't funny." Rinoa shouted, "Selphie's fainted"
Seifer dove headfirst into the small opening. "Out of the way hobag..er um Rinoa I must save Selphie!!!"
A few minutes later he emerged cradling the small frail looking barefoot girl in his arms.
"Selphie, Selphie… wake up."
She started screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my feet, it ate my feet"
"No it didn't, the Moogle stole your shoes. Irvine's chasing it down as we speak"
Irvine came back breathless "Moogle … got … away… oh yeah, Rinoa."
Irvine got to the edge of the hole as Rinoa climbed out "Oh, here honey, let me dust you off"
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"Seifer carried you all the way home" she said. I don't think she took a breath once while telling that story.
The tall androgynous man let go of Rinoa and kneeled down beside me. He took my hand and took a deep breath.
"Hey Seffie" he took another deep breath "I'm Irvine."
A/N: w00t I'm on my way to becoming a prolific writer. Sadly my story is getting pretty lame in my opinion. Maybe eventually I'll be reduced to transposing the lyrics to 'hubba hubba zoot zoot' or maybe starting another story. Oh look protests…I'll stay in here and continue typing whilst chaos ensues outside.