A/N: BWA HA HA HA HA! I'm ba-ack and so far the DM has left and the DMG is in the bathroom and our story begins... again...
Chapter 2- The Supermarket
* the DM walks into a Piggly Wiggly's to go "shopping"*
Employee- *at the door, in a monotone voice* Welcome to Piggly Wiggly's. Can I interest you in a free book of coupons?
DM- Umm... not unless you have one for "feminine" products?
Employee- *raises eyebrows* Uhh... Sir... I have to check something... in the back... good day! *slowly steps back and runs off in the opposite direction*
DM- ??? What was that about? *blinks twice*
*he walks through the automatic doors*
DM- WOW!...*the store is full of people and products*
*the DM walks around, looking for the right aisle*
DM- Crap! Where the fuck are the feminine products!... I think I might need some help!
*turns around and sees a little old lady with a jacket that has a name tag that says,"Hi, My name is EDNA."*
DM- Excuse me *looks at her name tag* Edna... Can you...
Edna- Oh, I haven't seen you for years! HOW ARE YOU!?
DM- O.o Uhh... Ma'am... I've never met you... before.... in my life.
Edna- Ohhh! *squints through her huge-ass glasses* You're not my son, Herman, are you?
DM- Umm... no.
Edna- Oh, well, then! *grabs his cheek and pulls him closer* What can I do for you, hon?
DM- O.o Uh... Well... I need to know where the... feminine products are.
Edna- The poultry? *she's a bit deaf*
DM- Uh... no... *looks around* the um... *whispers* feminine products.
Edna- Oh, Poultry is on Aisle 3!
DM- Uh... no... not Poultry. NOT POULTRY. *a little bit louder* I need feminine products!
Edna- Poultry! Aisle 3! Sonny boy! ^_^
DM- NOT POULTRY!! *yelling* FEMININE PRO-DUCTS!!
Edna- Oh, o-kay... I'll walk you there, sonny...
*as the old woman is leading DM, a guy passing by "coughs"*
Guy-*ahem* Faggot!
DM- *looks down and blushes* Oh, Ra....
Edna- Here we are! *smiles brightly*
DM- *looks around and sees meat* What the??
Edna- Poultry! *smiles then walks away* I hope you find that turkey you were looking for!
DM- *pulls at his hair* AHHHRRRRRGG!!! CURSE YOU EDNA! AND YOUR FUCKING TURKEY!!! *picks up a turkey and slams it to the ground, the legs fly off and one hits the guy who said faggot in the face! *
Guy- Uhhh! *falls over*
DM- O.o Oops... *runs off*
*he finds another person to help him, a pimple faced, geeky teenage guy*
DM- Excuse me. You wouldn't happen to know where the feminine products are, right?
Teen- Uhh... *squeaky voiced* Why would you be looking for the girls aisle?
DM- Because... I just am...
Teen- You're not gonna buy something for yourself are you? Cause thats just...
DM- I'm buying something for a friend if you don't mind! Besides, its none of your damn business anyway!
Teen- Sheesh! You don't have to be so mean! They're on aisle 3, I think...
DM- *pissed* AISLE 3?! I Just came from there, and it's nothing but frozen birds! Now, you tell me where it is or you'll get worse than Edna did!
Teen- O.o O-kay! O-kay! Aisle 5!... Please don't kill me! *cringes*
DM- *shaking his fist* Are you for sure!?
Teen- Yes! Yes! Just don't hurt me!
*DM finds aisle 5*
DM- *reads sign* Shampoo, hygenic products..., feminine products! Yes! The geek was right! *runs down the aisle and finds it*
DM- Oh... My... Ra... *looks up in awe*
*the whole shelf is filled with pads and tampon boxes of different brands and sizes and prices*
DM- *mouth drops open* HOLY CRAP! *sees all the boxes* PADS! TAMPONS! What the hell?! *picks up a box of tampons and scratches his head, reading* Strong and long-lasting. Holds like the Hoover Dam!? WTF??? *frantically* What the hell, which one am I supposed to buy? GAAAAHH!!
*He decides to buy one of everything, so he lugs the pile up to the register and flops it all down*
DM- Fweeeew! *sweatdrop* Maybe I should buy her some reading material. Hmm... *picks up a Cosmo girl*
Cashier- *checking out the "objects"* Well... daughter on her period?
DM- Uhhh... She's not my daughter... she's... a friend.
Cashier- Sure... *a box of tampons and the cosmo girl don't ring up right* PRICE CHECK ON BOX OF TAMPONS AND THE NEW COSMO GIRL!... PRICE CHECK! *everyone stares at DM*
DM- GAWWW! *impatient* HERE! Here's 200 bucks! Keep the change! Consider it a donation! You should buy Edna a hearing aid! *leaves the store in a rush*
***BWA HA HA HA! Stay tuned for pt 3... homecoming! gangling freak***
Chapter 2- The Supermarket
* the DM walks into a Piggly Wiggly's to go "shopping"*
Employee- *at the door, in a monotone voice* Welcome to Piggly Wiggly's. Can I interest you in a free book of coupons?
DM- Umm... not unless you have one for "feminine" products?
Employee- *raises eyebrows* Uhh... Sir... I have to check something... in the back... good day! *slowly steps back and runs off in the opposite direction*
DM- ??? What was that about? *blinks twice*
*he walks through the automatic doors*
DM- WOW!...*the store is full of people and products*
*the DM walks around, looking for the right aisle*
DM- Crap! Where the fuck are the feminine products!... I think I might need some help!
*turns around and sees a little old lady with a jacket that has a name tag that says,"Hi, My name is EDNA."*
DM- Excuse me *looks at her name tag* Edna... Can you...
Edna- Oh, I haven't seen you for years! HOW ARE YOU!?
DM- O.o Uhh... Ma'am... I've never met you... before.... in my life.
Edna- Ohhh! *squints through her huge-ass glasses* You're not my son, Herman, are you?
DM- Umm... no.
Edna- Oh, well, then! *grabs his cheek and pulls him closer* What can I do for you, hon?
DM- O.o Uh... Well... I need to know where the... feminine products are.
Edna- The poultry? *she's a bit deaf*
DM- Uh... no... *looks around* the um... *whispers* feminine products.
Edna- Oh, Poultry is on Aisle 3!
DM- Uh... no... not Poultry. NOT POULTRY. *a little bit louder* I need feminine products!
Edna- Poultry! Aisle 3! Sonny boy! ^_^
DM- NOT POULTRY!! *yelling* FEMININE PRO-DUCTS!!
Edna- Oh, o-kay... I'll walk you there, sonny...
*as the old woman is leading DM, a guy passing by "coughs"*
Guy-*ahem* Faggot!
DM- *looks down and blushes* Oh, Ra....
Edna- Here we are! *smiles brightly*
DM- *looks around and sees meat* What the??
Edna- Poultry! *smiles then walks away* I hope you find that turkey you were looking for!
DM- *pulls at his hair* AHHHRRRRRGG!!! CURSE YOU EDNA! AND YOUR FUCKING TURKEY!!! *picks up a turkey and slams it to the ground, the legs fly off and one hits the guy who said faggot in the face! *
Guy- Uhhh! *falls over*
DM- O.o Oops... *runs off*
*he finds another person to help him, a pimple faced, geeky teenage guy*
DM- Excuse me. You wouldn't happen to know where the feminine products are, right?
Teen- Uhh... *squeaky voiced* Why would you be looking for the girls aisle?
DM- Because... I just am...
Teen- You're not gonna buy something for yourself are you? Cause thats just...
DM- I'm buying something for a friend if you don't mind! Besides, its none of your damn business anyway!
Teen- Sheesh! You don't have to be so mean! They're on aisle 3, I think...
DM- *pissed* AISLE 3?! I Just came from there, and it's nothing but frozen birds! Now, you tell me where it is or you'll get worse than Edna did!
Teen- O.o O-kay! O-kay! Aisle 5!... Please don't kill me! *cringes*
DM- *shaking his fist* Are you for sure!?
Teen- Yes! Yes! Just don't hurt me!
*DM finds aisle 5*
DM- *reads sign* Shampoo, hygenic products..., feminine products! Yes! The geek was right! *runs down the aisle and finds it*
DM- Oh... My... Ra... *looks up in awe*
*the whole shelf is filled with pads and tampon boxes of different brands and sizes and prices*
DM- *mouth drops open* HOLY CRAP! *sees all the boxes* PADS! TAMPONS! What the hell?! *picks up a box of tampons and scratches his head, reading* Strong and long-lasting. Holds like the Hoover Dam!? WTF??? *frantically* What the hell, which one am I supposed to buy? GAAAAHH!!
*He decides to buy one of everything, so he lugs the pile up to the register and flops it all down*
DM- Fweeeew! *sweatdrop* Maybe I should buy her some reading material. Hmm... *picks up a Cosmo girl*
Cashier- *checking out the "objects"* Well... daughter on her period?
DM- Uhhh... She's not my daughter... she's... a friend.
Cashier- Sure... *a box of tampons and the cosmo girl don't ring up right* PRICE CHECK ON BOX OF TAMPONS AND THE NEW COSMO GIRL!... PRICE CHECK! *everyone stares at DM*
DM- GAWWW! *impatient* HERE! Here's 200 bucks! Keep the change! Consider it a donation! You should buy Edna a hearing aid! *leaves the store in a rush*
***BWA HA HA HA! Stay tuned for pt 3... homecoming! gangling freak***