PARENTAL ADVISORY
EXPLICIT CONTENT
What you are about to read is pretty heartwrenching.... but mostly violent... YAY Violence!
But not really... It's just a bit desturbing at times! If you felt sorry for the Dark Magician before... You ain't read nothin' yet! This is the ultimate torture that he has to go through! Even worse than EDNA!!! I hope you enjoy it! This is Pt 1 of Pt 5... Yeah... that was gay...
PT 5: Part one of the state prison!
*the sun has come up. The DMG walks happily out of her bedroom, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes*
DMG- Morning Darky! *she yells* ... Darky? *he's nowhere to be found* Oh RA! WHERE IS HE?! *puts her hands on her mouth in shock*
*meanwhile... at the State prison house...*
DM- You'll never make me confess to something I didn't do! *he's hand-cuffed, in a chair, being questioned by two officers*
Officer 1- Oh you will! Whether we have to beat it out of you or what!
Officer 2- Admit it! You had possession of ILLEGAL drugs! * gets up in the DM's face*
DM- *silent resistance ((yay! Ghandi would be proud!))*
Officer 1- I don't think we're gonna get anything outta him.
Officer 2- *steps back slowly and crosses his arms* Search him.
DM- Wha-? *blinks*
Officer 1- Get up, face the wall, drop your pants and bend over!
DM- O.o WHAT?! What are you gonna do? *the cops put him to the wall and rip his pants down* Oh Ra... *DM closes his eyes in fear*
*a nurse walks in with a huge wad of gum in her mouth*
Nurse- Hello boys! *pops the gum and takes out a blue rubber glove* Time for your... Check up! *snaps the glove on her hand and gets ready* I'm goin' in!
DM- Oh, RA! *closes his eyes* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! ((Ooo...DM gets a cavity search!))
Nurse- *pulls her hand back* Nope. He's clean... For now... *leaves, throwing the glove away on her way out*
DM- OWWWIE!!! *he crys in pain* My ass! It HURTS! *the cops pull his pants up and grab him by the arms*
Officer 1- You're coming with us! *they lead him into... the holding area!*
*the DM tagged along behind the cops as they passed numerous cells full of guys*
Inmate 1- *sticks his head out of the bars and squeazes his lips into a smooch, directed towards DM*
DM- O.o WTF???
Inmate 2- Hey there young piece of ass! Call me, pretty boy! GRRRRR! *the DM tries to walk faster*
Inmate 3- Oh yeah boys! Here comes fresh meat! Mmmmm... *laughs evilly*
DM- Dear Ra... *the cops stop in front of... Cell #13*
Officer 2- This is you're new home, boy! *DM looks at the 3 guys in the cell* These three will be your new family for the next 10 years! Enjoy! *they push him into the cell and leave. The DM looks at his new dank cell*
DM- *discusted at the toilet* GAWW... * one of his cell mates ((Eddie)) comes up and starts licking his cheek*
Eddie- Oh yeah! *licking him* You ate... hospital mac and cheese, eh? *laughs and goes to lick the wall*
DM- Ewww... *shudders and wipes off his cheek* Huh?...
Other cell mate- EDDIE! DOWN BOY!
DM- Hey! Are you... You're STEPHEN KING!
SK- Yup! That's me!
DM- Why are you here?! You're an author!
SK- Some guy pissed me off at the news stand. I told him to shove my book up his ass and that Cujo was gonna kill him and rape his family. He pressed charges and I ended up here!
DM- O-kay... Where's your huge glasses? *points at his face*
SK- I only wear those in public appearances so women wont flock me... I'm really a hottie!
DM- O.o WTF?! What ever you say man!... Hey, what's that huge black shadow over there? *points at the wall*
SK- That's not a black shadow. Thats... Big Bubba!
Eddie- That's Big Bubba... Don't talk to him! *licks DM's ear*
DM- If you... lick me... again... I will rip... out your tounge... and shove it... up your ass... *puts his index finger up* COMPRENDE?!
Eddie- O.o Alright... geez... *goes to lick the bars*
SK- Wierdo... *shaking his head*
Big Bubba- *comes out of the shadows. He's 7 feet tall and 500 pounds* You talkin' to me, boy?
DM- *sweatdrop* Umm... no... no, sir! *he backs up to the wall*
BB- I'll get you boy... Jus' you wait... I'll get you...
DM- *gulps* Oh, Ra...
SK- Yeah... Anyway, what's your name?
DM- Umm... I'm... the Dark Magician.
SK- Oh... Well... *scratches his head*
DM- Well, you can call me... D. *Eddie starts sniffing his ass* O.o *the DM smacks him on the head*
Eddie- *backs off* Owww... My eye!
SK- Alright, D. *nods his head*
Eddie- You can call me... 2-pac!
DM- O-kay... And you can call me Dr. Dre! *sarcastically*
SK- O.o *walks up to the DM* Well, let me give you a piece of advise D... first, never drop the soap in the shower... they tend to get you quicker that way...
DM- O.o
SK- Second, never let your head get below anyone's waiste... trust me...
DM- O.o
SK- And third... never... ever... fall asleep... at night...
DM- *nods* O-kay...
*Meanwhile... back at the DM's home*
DMG- *ripping apart the house* DARKY!!! DARKY, WHERE ARE YOU!?!? *stops* Oh, maybe he did the shrinking spell again...*eye's widen* Uh-Oh... Oh, please. *looks at the bottom of her boot* Oh RA NO! *sees the tiny, minature staff stuck in a wad of gum* NOOOO! *tears form in her eyes* DARKY!!! Why!?!? *she falls to her knees and anime style tears stream out of her eyes* WAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *the room begins to flood out*...Wait a minute... Maybe since I only found his staff... OH! *hops to her feet and begins to search* Darky? *lifts up the couch cushions* Are you here? *looks in shoes, pots and pans* Darky? Here boy. *whistling*
***Oh NOOOOO!!! What's gonna happen to the DM next???? It only gets worse as the story goes on!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA! Stay tuned!!!
-GF
EXPLICIT CONTENT
What you are about to read is pretty heartwrenching.... but mostly violent... YAY Violence!
But not really... It's just a bit desturbing at times! If you felt sorry for the Dark Magician before... You ain't read nothin' yet! This is the ultimate torture that he has to go through! Even worse than EDNA!!! I hope you enjoy it! This is Pt 1 of Pt 5... Yeah... that was gay...
PT 5: Part one of the state prison!
*the sun has come up. The DMG walks happily out of her bedroom, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes*
DMG- Morning Darky! *she yells* ... Darky? *he's nowhere to be found* Oh RA! WHERE IS HE?! *puts her hands on her mouth in shock*
*meanwhile... at the State prison house...*
DM- You'll never make me confess to something I didn't do! *he's hand-cuffed, in a chair, being questioned by two officers*
Officer 1- Oh you will! Whether we have to beat it out of you or what!
Officer 2- Admit it! You had possession of ILLEGAL drugs! * gets up in the DM's face*
DM- *silent resistance ((yay! Ghandi would be proud!))*
Officer 1- I don't think we're gonna get anything outta him.
Officer 2- *steps back slowly and crosses his arms* Search him.
DM- Wha-? *blinks*
Officer 1- Get up, face the wall, drop your pants and bend over!
DM- O.o WHAT?! What are you gonna do? *the cops put him to the wall and rip his pants down* Oh Ra... *DM closes his eyes in fear*
*a nurse walks in with a huge wad of gum in her mouth*
Nurse- Hello boys! *pops the gum and takes out a blue rubber glove* Time for your... Check up! *snaps the glove on her hand and gets ready* I'm goin' in!
DM- Oh, RA! *closes his eyes* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! ((Ooo...DM gets a cavity search!))
Nurse- *pulls her hand back* Nope. He's clean... For now... *leaves, throwing the glove away on her way out*
DM- OWWWIE!!! *he crys in pain* My ass! It HURTS! *the cops pull his pants up and grab him by the arms*
Officer 1- You're coming with us! *they lead him into... the holding area!*
*the DM tagged along behind the cops as they passed numerous cells full of guys*
Inmate 1- *sticks his head out of the bars and squeazes his lips into a smooch, directed towards DM*
DM- O.o WTF???
Inmate 2- Hey there young piece of ass! Call me, pretty boy! GRRRRR! *the DM tries to walk faster*
Inmate 3- Oh yeah boys! Here comes fresh meat! Mmmmm... *laughs evilly*
DM- Dear Ra... *the cops stop in front of... Cell #13*
Officer 2- This is you're new home, boy! *DM looks at the 3 guys in the cell* These three will be your new family for the next 10 years! Enjoy! *they push him into the cell and leave. The DM looks at his new dank cell*
DM- *discusted at the toilet* GAWW... * one of his cell mates ((Eddie)) comes up and starts licking his cheek*
Eddie- Oh yeah! *licking him* You ate... hospital mac and cheese, eh? *laughs and goes to lick the wall*
DM- Ewww... *shudders and wipes off his cheek* Huh?...
Other cell mate- EDDIE! DOWN BOY!
DM- Hey! Are you... You're STEPHEN KING!
SK- Yup! That's me!
DM- Why are you here?! You're an author!
SK- Some guy pissed me off at the news stand. I told him to shove my book up his ass and that Cujo was gonna kill him and rape his family. He pressed charges and I ended up here!
DM- O-kay... Where's your huge glasses? *points at his face*
SK- I only wear those in public appearances so women wont flock me... I'm really a hottie!
DM- O.o WTF?! What ever you say man!... Hey, what's that huge black shadow over there? *points at the wall*
SK- That's not a black shadow. Thats... Big Bubba!
Eddie- That's Big Bubba... Don't talk to him! *licks DM's ear*
DM- If you... lick me... again... I will rip... out your tounge... and shove it... up your ass... *puts his index finger up* COMPRENDE?!
Eddie- O.o Alright... geez... *goes to lick the bars*
SK- Wierdo... *shaking his head*
Big Bubba- *comes out of the shadows. He's 7 feet tall and 500 pounds* You talkin' to me, boy?
DM- *sweatdrop* Umm... no... no, sir! *he backs up to the wall*
BB- I'll get you boy... Jus' you wait... I'll get you...
DM- *gulps* Oh, Ra...
SK- Yeah... Anyway, what's your name?
DM- Umm... I'm... the Dark Magician.
SK- Oh... Well... *scratches his head*
DM- Well, you can call me... D. *Eddie starts sniffing his ass* O.o *the DM smacks him on the head*
Eddie- *backs off* Owww... My eye!
SK- Alright, D. *nods his head*
Eddie- You can call me... 2-pac!
DM- O-kay... And you can call me Dr. Dre! *sarcastically*
SK- O.o *walks up to the DM* Well, let me give you a piece of advise D... first, never drop the soap in the shower... they tend to get you quicker that way...
DM- O.o
SK- Second, never let your head get below anyone's waiste... trust me...
DM- O.o
SK- And third... never... ever... fall asleep... at night...
DM- *nods* O-kay...
*Meanwhile... back at the DM's home*
DMG- *ripping apart the house* DARKY!!! DARKY, WHERE ARE YOU!?!? *stops* Oh, maybe he did the shrinking spell again...*eye's widen* Uh-Oh... Oh, please. *looks at the bottom of her boot* Oh RA NO! *sees the tiny, minature staff stuck in a wad of gum* NOOOO! *tears form in her eyes* DARKY!!! Why!?!? *she falls to her knees and anime style tears stream out of her eyes* WAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *the room begins to flood out*...Wait a minute... Maybe since I only found his staff... OH! *hops to her feet and begins to search* Darky? *lifts up the couch cushions* Are you here? *looks in shoes, pots and pans* Darky? Here boy. *whistling*
***Oh NOOOOO!!! What's gonna happen to the DM next???? It only gets worse as the story goes on!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA! Stay tuned!!!
-GF