Title: One Time At The Magic Box, chapter 2
Author: Brin Londo5
Email: ogreblood@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13 or mild R, due to language
Summary: Willow's cousin comes to visit. American Pie 1 & 2 crossover. Disclaimer: All Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel: the Series characters belong to Joss Wheadon, all hail the Joss-meister. Whoever owns American Pie and its characters, sure isn't me. No cash is being made, so there. Archive: Whoever wants it, just please ask first.
Author's Notes: AU Season 7. Tara survived, the First Evil Didn't.
"So, you two really ARE lesbians???" Stifler asked. "COOL!"
Tara sighed and rolled her eyes, and Chris rolled his eyes and smacked Stifler upside the head with the magazine he'd been reading. Willow giggled at his outraged 'HEY!'
"Jeez, Xander, he's worse than you!" she remarked.
"You know, this is still going to get some getting used to, er, Xander, was it?" Jim asked. Buffy, busy sipping a Diet Coke, raised one hand in agreement. Dawn marveled at the two redheads and giggled.
"Yeah, You guys got a straight version of Wills that's a 'Band-Camp' geek, and we got one who's a hacker-turned Wicca practitioner."
"Well, I was going to say that you guys got a gay version of Michelle. NOT that there's a thing wrong with that, it's just, um is it possible to sink myself any deeper in this conversation?" Jim replied.
"Aw, it's okay, honey, it's a shock to me too, but hey, it's Wills and she's my cousin and I love her no matter what, right? It's just a bit of a surprise." She got a mischievous look on her face. "Sort of, um, tests your boundaries, huh?"
"Yeah, aren't instruments fun?" Willow chimed in, a twinkle in her green eyes.
"Ohhh, you didn't." Jim looked at Michelle, who giggled. "You told her? Argh! I'm SO embarrassed!"
"That's okay Jim, you should hear some of the things we've told each other about, over the internet. All sorts of things." Willow giggled, sipping at her glass of white wine.
"Oh, noooo" Jim groaned, putting one hand over his eyes.
Willow giggled, obviously a little tipsy. "Well, Jimbo, it can't be anything more embarrassing than some of the stuff Tara and I have done."
"Yeah, like what?" Stifler leaned forward, eyes glinting in a pervy weasel- like manner.
"Well, one time, at the Magic Box, I stuck a wand up my pussy." Buffy, Xander, Tara, and Giles all simultaneously did a perfect Danny Kay spit- take.
"WILLOW!" Buffy and Dawn both shouted in shock.
"Whoa, Wills, TMI, TMI!!!!" Xander yelled.
"Hush up, Xander, I want to hear this!" Anya proclaimed, leaning forward in fascination.
* Figures that Anya would be all for anything sexual. * Buffy thought.
"Bloody hell, and I figured my little announcement would be the biggest thing to freak out the Scoobies. Good job, Red." Spike said from the doorway.
"Spike!" Dawn yelled, before remembering she was supposed to be furious with the vampire. Although Xander hadn't told Dawn yet about what happened upstairs, he had left without a word, and she still smarted from that.
"Who's the Billy Idol reject?" Stifler asked.
Within a tenth of a heartbeat, Steve Stifler found himself pinned up against the wall, held there by a single hand. For another heartbeat, no one moved. Then, Buffy had Spike up against the wall himself, a sharp length of wood against his chest.
"Easy, Pet. Really sure you want to start our favorite dance number in front of your new pals? And why's there two of Red?"
"WHAT do you want, Spike?" Buffy ground out.
"Probably to tell you about that nice shiny new soul he's sporting." Anya blurted out.
"Omigoddess!" Tara whispered. "Buffy, I can see his aura, she's right! He has a soul, now!"
The stake tumbled from suddenly nerveless fingers. A soul?
"Oh, and if Captain Cardboard ever shows his face again, tell him here's his stinking chip back, I won't be needing it any more." He said, slipping the tiny wafer of micro-circuitry into Buffy's hand.
"Um, really confused here?" Stifler said, sitting at the base of the wall, cringing.
"I see the Scoobies here haven't told you WHY they don't want you going outside at night in good old Sunnyhell, yet, eh?"
"Yeah, they did, some sort of gang violence, right?" Jim asked.
"Not hardly, mate. Sunnydale sits right on top of a supernatural phenomenon known as a Hellmouth. All sorts of nasty things that go bump in the night naturally gravitate to it. Demons, ghosts, Vampires, werewolves, you just name it, chances are it'll show up here."
"You're joking, right?" Chris asked, suddenly VERY nervous about this whack-job who waltzed in and tried to pull a Terminator on Stifler.
"Not in the least, mate. Vampires are the most common threat in this town," He said, then went 'game-face', and looked Chris right in the eye. "And you'd better bloody well bet that they're real."
"Holy SHIT, it's that guy from the Lost Boys!!!" Stifler shrieked, then dove behind Jim and Michelle.
Willow just slapped his leg and told him to sit down and stop scaring the houseguests. Spike, still all 'grrr', flopped down, grabbed a handful of popcorn and began munching on it. Willow leaned into Tara, and told everyone to relax, 'Spike may be a vampire, but he's OUR vampire, he's on our side.'
"Okay, let me get this straight, Vampires are REAL?" Jim asked.
"Yup, that we are." Spike replied. "I'm Spike, since no-one besides Red Number One here seems polite enough to give out introductions." Jim, Michelle, and the others followed suit.
"Spike, just what the hell is it you want?" Buffy sighed.
"Wanted to ask for your forgiveness, pet. At least, for what I did a month ago."
"Spike." Buffy drew in a deep breath before she let it out again. "Lets just forget about it. I'm too tired to deal with that right now, and I don't want our dirty laundry aired out in front of people we've just met."
"WHAT?!?" Xander yelled, "HE-"
"Didn't do anything YOU didn't also try to do our junior year of High School, Mr. I'm-lying-through-my-teeth-about-not-remembering-what-I-did-or- tried-to-do-when-I-was-posessed-by-a-hyena-spirit." Buffy glared at Xander, daring him to say anything more. Xander took the hint and shut up.
"All right, then, what's this about two Willows, hanging around here? One of whom appears to be straight and calling herself Michelle."
"Michelle's my cousin. We just look like twins."
"All right, but what was that about the Magic Box, and your box, Red?" He asked with a leer in his eyes.
"We were just trading humorous stories about, well, experimentation." Willow said, leaning into Tara again. "Experimentation can be good."
"Ever do it with two girls?" Stifler asked, sliding back into his usual state of horniness.
"I wanted to try it with two Xanders once, but Giles made us put him back together first." Anya said with a pout.
"I had my first date with my ex-girlfriend accidentally being broadcast on the internet." Jim offered.
"One time Willow and I ended up levitating while making love." Tara chimed in.
"What, you mean you really ARE witches?" Michelle asked. "Not just a religious thing?"
"Yes, we really are." Tara smiled as she replied.
"One time I made love to someone in a graveyard, while invisible." Buffy said with a malicious grin, laughing as Xander's eyes widened and he spit more of his soda out onto the floor, realizing what was really going on when he walked into Spike's crypt that one time. She leaned against Spike, just to get more of a rise out of the construction-worker.
"How about that one time, pet, when I made love to me fiancée in a certain bathroom owned by a chap named 'Ripper'." Spike said, grinning as Giles almost choked on his single-malt scotch.
Laughter echoed in the night, as the Scoobies and the Great Falls gang shared reminisces into the night, trying to outdo one another in wild escapades. A passing ghoul looked up, startled as Dawn's voice shrieked out "A PIE???" amidst laughter.
Author: Brin Londo5
Email: ogreblood@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13 or mild R, due to language
Summary: Willow's cousin comes to visit. American Pie 1 & 2 crossover. Disclaimer: All Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel: the Series characters belong to Joss Wheadon, all hail the Joss-meister. Whoever owns American Pie and its characters, sure isn't me. No cash is being made, so there. Archive: Whoever wants it, just please ask first.
Author's Notes: AU Season 7. Tara survived, the First Evil Didn't.
"So, you two really ARE lesbians???" Stifler asked. "COOL!"
Tara sighed and rolled her eyes, and Chris rolled his eyes and smacked Stifler upside the head with the magazine he'd been reading. Willow giggled at his outraged 'HEY!'
"Jeez, Xander, he's worse than you!" she remarked.
"You know, this is still going to get some getting used to, er, Xander, was it?" Jim asked. Buffy, busy sipping a Diet Coke, raised one hand in agreement. Dawn marveled at the two redheads and giggled.
"Yeah, You guys got a straight version of Wills that's a 'Band-Camp' geek, and we got one who's a hacker-turned Wicca practitioner."
"Well, I was going to say that you guys got a gay version of Michelle. NOT that there's a thing wrong with that, it's just, um is it possible to sink myself any deeper in this conversation?" Jim replied.
"Aw, it's okay, honey, it's a shock to me too, but hey, it's Wills and she's my cousin and I love her no matter what, right? It's just a bit of a surprise." She got a mischievous look on her face. "Sort of, um, tests your boundaries, huh?"
"Yeah, aren't instruments fun?" Willow chimed in, a twinkle in her green eyes.
"Ohhh, you didn't." Jim looked at Michelle, who giggled. "You told her? Argh! I'm SO embarrassed!"
"That's okay Jim, you should hear some of the things we've told each other about, over the internet. All sorts of things." Willow giggled, sipping at her glass of white wine.
"Oh, noooo" Jim groaned, putting one hand over his eyes.
Willow giggled, obviously a little tipsy. "Well, Jimbo, it can't be anything more embarrassing than some of the stuff Tara and I have done."
"Yeah, like what?" Stifler leaned forward, eyes glinting in a pervy weasel- like manner.
"Well, one time, at the Magic Box, I stuck a wand up my pussy." Buffy, Xander, Tara, and Giles all simultaneously did a perfect Danny Kay spit- take.
"WILLOW!" Buffy and Dawn both shouted in shock.
"Whoa, Wills, TMI, TMI!!!!" Xander yelled.
"Hush up, Xander, I want to hear this!" Anya proclaimed, leaning forward in fascination.
* Figures that Anya would be all for anything sexual. * Buffy thought.
"Bloody hell, and I figured my little announcement would be the biggest thing to freak out the Scoobies. Good job, Red." Spike said from the doorway.
"Spike!" Dawn yelled, before remembering she was supposed to be furious with the vampire. Although Xander hadn't told Dawn yet about what happened upstairs, he had left without a word, and she still smarted from that.
"Who's the Billy Idol reject?" Stifler asked.
Within a tenth of a heartbeat, Steve Stifler found himself pinned up against the wall, held there by a single hand. For another heartbeat, no one moved. Then, Buffy had Spike up against the wall himself, a sharp length of wood against his chest.
"Easy, Pet. Really sure you want to start our favorite dance number in front of your new pals? And why's there two of Red?"
"WHAT do you want, Spike?" Buffy ground out.
"Probably to tell you about that nice shiny new soul he's sporting." Anya blurted out.
"Omigoddess!" Tara whispered. "Buffy, I can see his aura, she's right! He has a soul, now!"
The stake tumbled from suddenly nerveless fingers. A soul?
"Oh, and if Captain Cardboard ever shows his face again, tell him here's his stinking chip back, I won't be needing it any more." He said, slipping the tiny wafer of micro-circuitry into Buffy's hand.
"Um, really confused here?" Stifler said, sitting at the base of the wall, cringing.
"I see the Scoobies here haven't told you WHY they don't want you going outside at night in good old Sunnyhell, yet, eh?"
"Yeah, they did, some sort of gang violence, right?" Jim asked.
"Not hardly, mate. Sunnydale sits right on top of a supernatural phenomenon known as a Hellmouth. All sorts of nasty things that go bump in the night naturally gravitate to it. Demons, ghosts, Vampires, werewolves, you just name it, chances are it'll show up here."
"You're joking, right?" Chris asked, suddenly VERY nervous about this whack-job who waltzed in and tried to pull a Terminator on Stifler.
"Not in the least, mate. Vampires are the most common threat in this town," He said, then went 'game-face', and looked Chris right in the eye. "And you'd better bloody well bet that they're real."
"Holy SHIT, it's that guy from the Lost Boys!!!" Stifler shrieked, then dove behind Jim and Michelle.
Willow just slapped his leg and told him to sit down and stop scaring the houseguests. Spike, still all 'grrr', flopped down, grabbed a handful of popcorn and began munching on it. Willow leaned into Tara, and told everyone to relax, 'Spike may be a vampire, but he's OUR vampire, he's on our side.'
"Okay, let me get this straight, Vampires are REAL?" Jim asked.
"Yup, that we are." Spike replied. "I'm Spike, since no-one besides Red Number One here seems polite enough to give out introductions." Jim, Michelle, and the others followed suit.
"Spike, just what the hell is it you want?" Buffy sighed.
"Wanted to ask for your forgiveness, pet. At least, for what I did a month ago."
"Spike." Buffy drew in a deep breath before she let it out again. "Lets just forget about it. I'm too tired to deal with that right now, and I don't want our dirty laundry aired out in front of people we've just met."
"WHAT?!?" Xander yelled, "HE-"
"Didn't do anything YOU didn't also try to do our junior year of High School, Mr. I'm-lying-through-my-teeth-about-not-remembering-what-I-did-or- tried-to-do-when-I-was-posessed-by-a-hyena-spirit." Buffy glared at Xander, daring him to say anything more. Xander took the hint and shut up.
"All right, then, what's this about two Willows, hanging around here? One of whom appears to be straight and calling herself Michelle."
"Michelle's my cousin. We just look like twins."
"All right, but what was that about the Magic Box, and your box, Red?" He asked with a leer in his eyes.
"We were just trading humorous stories about, well, experimentation." Willow said, leaning into Tara again. "Experimentation can be good."
"Ever do it with two girls?" Stifler asked, sliding back into his usual state of horniness.
"I wanted to try it with two Xanders once, but Giles made us put him back together first." Anya said with a pout.
"I had my first date with my ex-girlfriend accidentally being broadcast on the internet." Jim offered.
"One time Willow and I ended up levitating while making love." Tara chimed in.
"What, you mean you really ARE witches?" Michelle asked. "Not just a religious thing?"
"Yes, we really are." Tara smiled as she replied.
"One time I made love to someone in a graveyard, while invisible." Buffy said with a malicious grin, laughing as Xander's eyes widened and he spit more of his soda out onto the floor, realizing what was really going on when he walked into Spike's crypt that one time. She leaned against Spike, just to get more of a rise out of the construction-worker.
"How about that one time, pet, when I made love to me fiancée in a certain bathroom owned by a chap named 'Ripper'." Spike said, grinning as Giles almost choked on his single-malt scotch.
Laughter echoed in the night, as the Scoobies and the Great Falls gang shared reminisces into the night, trying to outdo one another in wild escapades. A passing ghoul looked up, startled as Dawn's voice shrieked out "A PIE???" amidst laughter.