Konnichiwa Minna-san! Nikushimi here! The gangs back for more insanity, more lame humor, and more... something! They were all happy to still have a job because of all you readers out there! *tears of joy* You... you actually replied!!
Nao: Whoa! This is one for the record books!!
Niku: *grumbles* the gang is definitely all here....*sarcastic voice* wooooo-hoo.
Nao: In any case, we return to re-install our psychotic humor... Just when everyone thought it was safe to read another parody,... we return!!
Niku: Stop it!! Your scaring the readers away!!not to mention me...
Nao: muahahahahaha! Don't worry, I'll have all parody to scare them away... Then I'll be queen!!
Niku: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... On with the show!!
Disclaimer: (Nao:) this is a note for us to realize our pathetic existence, for we own absolutely NOTHING! (Niku:) Word.
Fushigi Yuugi Episode 2
Seiishi discover PMS!! Off to save suzaku no miko!!
(Nao: hmmmmmmm...CRAP!! Niku: Ok, so I'm at a lost for titles. The readers don't care about the title as long as the rest is good. Nao: This just in : Our ratings have dropped 99 %. Niku: WHAT?!..........we have ratings? Nao: Oy.)
NIku: uh... Where were we last...?
Nao: All the guys just stripped and brought out the whip cream and--
Niku: ah!! hentai! Hentai! HENTAI! NO they did not, you sick twisted evil side of myself!! A dark shadow thinging enveloped the seishii!
Nao: Drats! And I thought it was gonna get good... ah well...
N: all of a sudden people come scattering from the...um... village/town area.
people: Ahhhhhhhhh! Ruuuuuuuun!! Ruuuuuun!!
Random Guy: Oh my God! It's Godzilla!!
*on the street, while everyone is running in terror, we see a very calm man whistling and walking*
Mr. Rogers: *singing* It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Such a beautiful day in the neighbor hood... *pauses and notices that the shoes he is always tying on the show have become untied* huh? What's this? !*bends down to tie shoes while whistling*
*thud*
*thud*
*thud*
*very fake, yet realistic, cardboard giant foot comes and crushes the gay little man*
(Nao: we mean both the definitions of gay...hee hee.)
Nuriko: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! He was my childhood idle!!
Tamahome: And now we know why you turned out the way you did...
Nakago:(out of no where...he randomly appears) *sniff* But... WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ALL HIS PUPPET FRIENDS?!
-silence-
Nakago's loud sobs in the background: I never got to ride the trolley!!!!!!
Niku: *shocked* yes... um... right... moving on...
Tasuki: aw' no. Not another giant monster flick. I gotta get a better agent.
Tamahome: May I suggest my agent? He's... the best in the biz.
Tasuki: Oh? What's your agent's name?
Tamahome: His name is Bond. *pause* James Bond.
Nuriko: Right......... but how does your mouth feel?
*Tamahome smiles to reveal shinny teeth*
Nuriko: Fabulous!
Mitsukake: Ok, ok. As much as we all like continuous spy movies and cheesy commercials, we really should get back to the plot.
Nuriko: Then please explain why you are dressed up as Ronald McDonald.
*everyone looks at Mitsukake as if he were in a dress*
*people who ran from the village/ town now turn around and run back*
People: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It burns! My eyes! MY EYES! I'm melting!! Meeeeeeeeeeeelting!!
*seishii remain in dumbfounded silence*
Mitsukake: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I thought it made me look...pretty.
Ronald Mcdonald: Stupid Mitsukake! You made look bad!!
(Niku: My poor readers!! To be subjected to-- THIS!! Nao: Aw, come on hun, it couldn't be better. Hee hee. *evil grins*)
N: Yes, well, that's too strange. Back to the story. We mustn't forget about the huge monster, yet to be revealed. I mean, IT is getting paid after all. (Nao: No it isn't. No one is. They're all doing this against their free will because I used my dark powers to force them to. Niku: ha ha ha. You're so funny Nao. Nao: *evil glare* God of shadows I envoke thee...)
IT: Ahem!
Tamahome: Uh-oh!.....
FY Cast & Crew: ........
Tamahome: Boy it's quite on set....
Nuriko: Tama-baby you dult!! Your not done with your part yet!!
Tamahome: Oh? yes... um........Line?
Larry *the director*: Run run...
Tamahome: oh yes!! Uh-oh! Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man! *runs away*
Tasuki: Larry 'at wasn't his line!!
Larry: Hmmm? I'm sorry, I was reading this very dificult adult level book....you were saying?
IT: Fee Fye Foe Fum.... I smell chicken, and I'm gonna get me some. But first, I shall introduce myself. Hello, I'm a fat old bag formally known as prince-- I mean Taistkun. I like pinacoolatas and getting caught in the rain. *song plays in background*
Chichiri: *Breaks record* Never did like that song. So, what are you doing here Taistkun? No Da?
Taitskun: Oh yes... I forgot about that. I came here to tell you something and instead I ended up rampaging the town. Silly me.
Tasuki: *moves finger in a circular motion by his head to signify a crack pot* See what happens when you get old?
*bam!*
*Tasuki's face is now implanted in the ground*
Taitskun: So Anywayz... (Niku: hee hee. Miharu-chan1's line.) Suzaku seiishi, I have dire news to tell you. I am afraid that your dear miko, whom everybody seems to love, has befallen a tragic illness.
Tamahome: What could it be?!
Chiriko: Chicken pox?
Mitsukake: Meazzles?
Nuriko: Or mumps?
Chichiri: Oh my!! ...........no da.
Taitskun: I'm afraid far worse!!
Everyone: *gasp*
Tasuki: *burp*
*Nuriko hits Tasuki upside the head*
Taitskun: Miaka has befallen the wrath of....PMS!! It's her time of the month, don't ya know. So beware of her and sharp pointy objects. She might be experiencing some mood swings too. This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.
*Everyone looks at huge Taitskun*
Nuriko: Oh crap.
Taitskun: *pop- goes the weasel plays from the enormous Taitskun*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!* (Nao:hee...pop goes the Taitskun...)
Hotohori: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! And I just washed my long freakishly girly hair this morning! Now I have Taitskun guts all in it! What's a gir-- I mean guy to do?
*Tamahome randomly appears in superman costume*
Tamahome: This is no time to be worrying about hygene problems. Miaka is in danger! We must save her!! Up! Up! And Away!!
Chiriko: *whispers* so.... who's gonna be the lucky person to tell hime he ain't flying?
Tamahome*heard in background*: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mitsukake: *whispers* Don't look at me...
Chichir: Don't worry, we've made that mistake too many times to repeat it.No da.
Tasuki: A guy in his undies...that's a sad sight... NEXT SCENE!!
Tamahome: Miaka is on yonder side of wall! Therefore, we must go through it!
*Tamahome tries flying kick to break through wall*
*crack*
Tamahome: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwie!!
Tasuki: Feh. Idiot. Let a real warrior do this!
N: Tasuki uses his beautiful fan to try and burn down the wall.
Tasuki: HEY!! It's a harrison!!
N: Whatever. Your the stupid idiot who's trying to burn down a federal building. Quite offensive if you ask me...
Tasuki: Eh?*gets dragged away by bodyguard-like people* Noooooo! I'm innocent!! Innocent I say!
Bodyguard guy: Yeah yeah, talk to the hand.
Tamahome: ok...*silence*... This time it will work!! Bring her in mitsukake!!
*Mitsukake brings in wrecking ball*
*Hotohori moves out of the way, to the sidelines and notices something*
Hotohori: Eh? Guys!!
Tamahome: Smash time in 5.......4......
Hotohori: You do not have to do that!!
Tamahome: 3......2.....
Hotohori: Because right here there is a--!
Tamahome: 1!!
*SMASH!!*
Hotohori: door....................My beautiful palace!!
N: Miaka, randomly sitting in a chair facing the broken wall now watches as the smoke clears.... And when it does, a figure appears!!
Background music: beep beep beepbeep. beep beep beepbeep. dum. dum. dum. dum.
Tamahome *dressed in Kim possible mission clothes* : Oh yeaaaaaaaaa- e-ahhhhhh!
*Kim Possible theme plays*
Tamahome: *singing* I'm your basic average girl and I'm here to save the world. You can't stop me cuz' I'm Ta- Ma- Home- Eh!There is nothing I can't do... except act serious and do algebra and stop global warming....
*record ziiiiiiip sound and music stops*
Hotohori: What a disgraceful sight. It was positively ridiculous..... If he wanted to "wooh" Miaka he should have wiggled the hips a bit more...
Tamahome: What do you mean?! I thought it was a masterpiece!!
Tasuki: More like a mooseterpiece if you ask me....
Miaka*randomly sneaks up behind them from the shadows* Hello clariece!! MAUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Guys: ulp.
Niku: Now wasn't that...uh....interesting? I know you're all dieing to know!!
What will happen next?!--Nao: Will we ever get to the point?--Niku: What of our beloved Miko?--Nao: Will the next one be as corny?--Niku: Will--Nao: Tamahome go out with me?--Niku: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
Nao: I don't know...WE'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND OUT NEXT TIME!! until then torture yourselves with those questions... it's fun...
Niku: *sigh* Please, R$R!! bye-e 3!!
Nao: Whoa! This is one for the record books!!
Niku: *grumbles* the gang is definitely all here....*sarcastic voice* wooooo-hoo.
Nao: In any case, we return to re-install our psychotic humor... Just when everyone thought it was safe to read another parody,... we return!!
Niku: Stop it!! Your scaring the readers away!!not to mention me...
Nao: muahahahahaha! Don't worry, I'll have all parody to scare them away... Then I'll be queen!!
Niku: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... On with the show!!
Disclaimer: (Nao:) this is a note for us to realize our pathetic existence, for we own absolutely NOTHING! (Niku:) Word.
Fushigi Yuugi Episode 2
Seiishi discover PMS!! Off to save suzaku no miko!!
(Nao: hmmmmmmm...CRAP!! Niku: Ok, so I'm at a lost for titles. The readers don't care about the title as long as the rest is good. Nao: This just in : Our ratings have dropped 99 %. Niku: WHAT?!..........we have ratings? Nao: Oy.)
NIku: uh... Where were we last...?
Nao: All the guys just stripped and brought out the whip cream and--
Niku: ah!! hentai! Hentai! HENTAI! NO they did not, you sick twisted evil side of myself!! A dark shadow thinging enveloped the seishii!
Nao: Drats! And I thought it was gonna get good... ah well...
N: all of a sudden people come scattering from the...um... village/town area.
people: Ahhhhhhhhh! Ruuuuuuuun!! Ruuuuuun!!
Random Guy: Oh my God! It's Godzilla!!
*on the street, while everyone is running in terror, we see a very calm man whistling and walking*
Mr. Rogers: *singing* It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Such a beautiful day in the neighbor hood... *pauses and notices that the shoes he is always tying on the show have become untied* huh? What's this? !*bends down to tie shoes while whistling*
*thud*
*thud*
*thud*
*very fake, yet realistic, cardboard giant foot comes and crushes the gay little man*
(Nao: we mean both the definitions of gay...hee hee.)
Nuriko: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! He was my childhood idle!!
Tamahome: And now we know why you turned out the way you did...
Nakago:(out of no where...he randomly appears) *sniff* But... WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ALL HIS PUPPET FRIENDS?!
-silence-
Nakago's loud sobs in the background: I never got to ride the trolley!!!!!!
Niku: *shocked* yes... um... right... moving on...
Tasuki: aw' no. Not another giant monster flick. I gotta get a better agent.
Tamahome: May I suggest my agent? He's... the best in the biz.
Tasuki: Oh? What's your agent's name?
Tamahome: His name is Bond. *pause* James Bond.
Nuriko: Right......... but how does your mouth feel?
*Tamahome smiles to reveal shinny teeth*
Nuriko: Fabulous!
Mitsukake: Ok, ok. As much as we all like continuous spy movies and cheesy commercials, we really should get back to the plot.
Nuriko: Then please explain why you are dressed up as Ronald McDonald.
*everyone looks at Mitsukake as if he were in a dress*
*people who ran from the village/ town now turn around and run back*
People: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It burns! My eyes! MY EYES! I'm melting!! Meeeeeeeeeeeelting!!
*seishii remain in dumbfounded silence*
Mitsukake: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I thought it made me look...pretty.
Ronald Mcdonald: Stupid Mitsukake! You made look bad!!
(Niku: My poor readers!! To be subjected to-- THIS!! Nao: Aw, come on hun, it couldn't be better. Hee hee. *evil grins*)
N: Yes, well, that's too strange. Back to the story. We mustn't forget about the huge monster, yet to be revealed. I mean, IT is getting paid after all. (Nao: No it isn't. No one is. They're all doing this against their free will because I used my dark powers to force them to. Niku: ha ha ha. You're so funny Nao. Nao: *evil glare* God of shadows I envoke thee...)
IT: Ahem!
Tamahome: Uh-oh!.....
FY Cast & Crew: ........
Tamahome: Boy it's quite on set....
Nuriko: Tama-baby you dult!! Your not done with your part yet!!
Tamahome: Oh? yes... um........Line?
Larry *the director*: Run run...
Tamahome: oh yes!! Uh-oh! Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man! *runs away*
Tasuki: Larry 'at wasn't his line!!
Larry: Hmmm? I'm sorry, I was reading this very dificult adult level book....you were saying?
IT: Fee Fye Foe Fum.... I smell chicken, and I'm gonna get me some. But first, I shall introduce myself. Hello, I'm a fat old bag formally known as prince-- I mean Taistkun. I like pinacoolatas and getting caught in the rain. *song plays in background*
Chichiri: *Breaks record* Never did like that song. So, what are you doing here Taistkun? No Da?
Taitskun: Oh yes... I forgot about that. I came here to tell you something and instead I ended up rampaging the town. Silly me.
Tasuki: *moves finger in a circular motion by his head to signify a crack pot* See what happens when you get old?
*bam!*
*Tasuki's face is now implanted in the ground*
Taitskun: So Anywayz... (Niku: hee hee. Miharu-chan1's line.) Suzaku seiishi, I have dire news to tell you. I am afraid that your dear miko, whom everybody seems to love, has befallen a tragic illness.
Tamahome: What could it be?!
Chiriko: Chicken pox?
Mitsukake: Meazzles?
Nuriko: Or mumps?
Chichiri: Oh my!! ...........no da.
Taitskun: I'm afraid far worse!!
Everyone: *gasp*
Tasuki: *burp*
*Nuriko hits Tasuki upside the head*
Taitskun: Miaka has befallen the wrath of....PMS!! It's her time of the month, don't ya know. So beware of her and sharp pointy objects. She might be experiencing some mood swings too. This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.
*Everyone looks at huge Taitskun*
Nuriko: Oh crap.
Taitskun: *pop- goes the weasel plays from the enormous Taitskun*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!* (Nao:hee...pop goes the Taitskun...)
Hotohori: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! And I just washed my long freakishly girly hair this morning! Now I have Taitskun guts all in it! What's a gir-- I mean guy to do?
*Tamahome randomly appears in superman costume*
Tamahome: This is no time to be worrying about hygene problems. Miaka is in danger! We must save her!! Up! Up! And Away!!
Chiriko: *whispers* so.... who's gonna be the lucky person to tell hime he ain't flying?
Tamahome*heard in background*: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mitsukake: *whispers* Don't look at me...
Chichir: Don't worry, we've made that mistake too many times to repeat it.No da.
Tasuki: A guy in his undies...that's a sad sight... NEXT SCENE!!
Tamahome: Miaka is on yonder side of wall! Therefore, we must go through it!
*Tamahome tries flying kick to break through wall*
*crack*
Tamahome: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwie!!
Tasuki: Feh. Idiot. Let a real warrior do this!
N: Tasuki uses his beautiful fan to try and burn down the wall.
Tasuki: HEY!! It's a harrison!!
N: Whatever. Your the stupid idiot who's trying to burn down a federal building. Quite offensive if you ask me...
Tasuki: Eh?*gets dragged away by bodyguard-like people* Noooooo! I'm innocent!! Innocent I say!
Bodyguard guy: Yeah yeah, talk to the hand.
Tamahome: ok...*silence*... This time it will work!! Bring her in mitsukake!!
*Mitsukake brings in wrecking ball*
*Hotohori moves out of the way, to the sidelines and notices something*
Hotohori: Eh? Guys!!
Tamahome: Smash time in 5.......4......
Hotohori: You do not have to do that!!
Tamahome: 3......2.....
Hotohori: Because right here there is a--!
Tamahome: 1!!
*SMASH!!*
Hotohori: door....................My beautiful palace!!
N: Miaka, randomly sitting in a chair facing the broken wall now watches as the smoke clears.... And when it does, a figure appears!!
Background music: beep beep beepbeep. beep beep beepbeep. dum. dum. dum. dum.
Tamahome *dressed in Kim possible mission clothes* : Oh yeaaaaaaaaa- e-ahhhhhh!
*Kim Possible theme plays*
Tamahome: *singing* I'm your basic average girl and I'm here to save the world. You can't stop me cuz' I'm Ta- Ma- Home- Eh!There is nothing I can't do... except act serious and do algebra and stop global warming....
*record ziiiiiiip sound and music stops*
Hotohori: What a disgraceful sight. It was positively ridiculous..... If he wanted to "wooh" Miaka he should have wiggled the hips a bit more...
Tamahome: What do you mean?! I thought it was a masterpiece!!
Tasuki: More like a mooseterpiece if you ask me....
Miaka*randomly sneaks up behind them from the shadows* Hello clariece!! MAUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Guys: ulp.
Niku: Now wasn't that...uh....interesting? I know you're all dieing to know!!
What will happen next?!--Nao: Will we ever get to the point?--Niku: What of our beloved Miko?--Nao: Will the next one be as corny?--Niku: Will--Nao: Tamahome go out with me?--Niku: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
Nao: I don't know...WE'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND OUT NEXT TIME!! until then torture yourselves with those questions... it's fun...
Niku: *sigh* Please, R$R!! bye-e 3!!