Disclaimer : I do not own any of the characters included in this fanfiction.
Author's Notes: This fanfic is taking place in the modern times. But they still use swords, wear kimonos, and are just how they are on the show except that they have technology. My friend Kourtni is also writing a fanfic kinda like this one only it is a crossover of Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, and Ranma 1/2. Enjoy!
Anger Management
By: Emilee
Part 1
One morning Kenshin was sitting on the bed, off in his own world, staring into space. Kaoru walked up and sat down beside him.
"Kenshin? Kenshin?"
He jumped in shock. "Hai, Kaoru-dono?"
"I need to ask you something."
*Oh no. She is going to ask me if I like her. Oh why me???*Kenshin thought.
"Well, do you like Megumi?"
Kenshin fell over onto the floor flat on his face. "Oro!" As he was getting up he hit his sword in the right spot to make it fly up and hit him in the back of the head, knocking him out. "Ooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooo!!!" Kenshin said before it hit him.
*
He finally woke up. When he opened his eyes he saw Kaoru staring him straight in the face.
"ORO?"
"Are you alright, Kenshin?"
"Sessha is fine Kaoru-dono."
"I AM GETTING TIRED OF THAT KENSHIN, SO STOP CALLING ME DONO!!!!!!!!!"
"ORO!?"
Kaoru grabbed a frying pan and knocked him in the head.
"Oro!"
She sat him on the bed and said, "Now answer another question. Well, do you like spending time with me?" Kaoru asked blushing as red as Kenshin's hair.
*Is this the right time to tell Kaoru-dono how sessha really feels? What does sessha need to tell her?*
"Sessha likes spending time with Kaoru-dono, that I do."
Kaoru started to squeeze Kenshin's neck extremely hard.
"Kao...ru...do...no...I..can't...brea...the..."
"Gomen, Ken....."Kaoru said as she glared towards the door.
"What is it Kaoru-dono?"
She pointed to Sano who was standing in front of the door snickering.
"I AM GOING TO GIVE HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND. HE IS GOING TO PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaoru yelled as Kenshin held her back.
"Calm down Kaoru-dono. No need for this."
"Kenshin, why won't you let me go?"
"Because I want to be the one who will beat the crap out of him."Kenshin said as his eyes turned amber.
"Okay, I get it now, go ahead."Kaoru said smiling grimly.
Kenshin unsheathed his sword, flipped the blade, and started to walk over to Sano. Sano started to walk away but was cornered with Kenshin's blade staring him straight in the face.
"Hey... Ken..shin..lets...just...call...it...even..... Okay?" Sano said studdering.
"Let me think about that. Uhhh??? NO!!!!"Kenshin said hitting Sano out the window and through five trees. All of them landed on top of him.
"I think that should take care of him."Kenshin said looking at Kaoru who was still glaring.
"Is something the matter Kaoru-dono?"
She pointed to the closet door. He walked over and heard laughter.
Kaoru said, "Let me take care of this one. Oh, and by the way, STOP CALLING ME DONO!!!!!!"
"ORO?!"
Kaoru grabbed her bokken and walked towards the door. Kenshin was standing as far away as possible because there would probably flying objects going by. All of a sudden there were things going everywhere and many yelps of pain. Yahiko fell on the floor in pain. Kaoru threw her bokken down and grabbed a frying pan. She swung it hard and hit Yahiko out the window. He also went through five trees which fell on top of him and Sano.
*Now I have ten trees and a kid laying on top of me. It can't get anyworse.*Sano thought, but he was wrong another five trees fell on them. *I was wrong now I have fifteen trees and a kid on me. I can't take it.*
Back inside. "That should take care of things."Kaoru said with a sweet smile on her face.
"I think I will go do the laundry now."Kenshin said walking into the laundry room. "Uhh. Kaoru-dono?"
"Hai, Kenshin?"
"What is this thing?"
"That is a washing machine. Just read the instructuons and you will do everything right."
"Alright Kaoru-dono."
"STOP CALLING ME DONO!!!!!!!"
"ORO!?"
Kaoru walked out of the room. Kenshin opened the top of the washer and saw a piece of paper taped onto the lid that read instructions. *Instructions? What is an instruction? Lets see maybe if I turn this nob here and this nob there and push that button.* Kenshin thought. The washer started to make a loud rumbling noise that scared Kenshin.
"Kaoru-dono!!!!!!!"
Kaoru ran in in shock thinking that Kenshin was hurt.
"What is it Kenshin?"Kaoru asked out of breath.
"What is that noise?"
Kaoru started to laugh. "That is the washer. It is supposed to sound like that."
*
Once the clothes were finished Kenshin hang them out to dry. Sano and Yahiko piled the trees off of them and walked in the dojo. Kenshin heard them come in and rushed over to them before Kaoru saw them. "You to need to go to the lake to fish or something just stay away from Kaoru-dono for a while. She is very angry."Kenshin said.
Before he could finish they were gone. Kenshin walked in to where Kaoru was and said, "Sano and Yahiko have gone to the lake to fish. They will be back later. Kaoru-dono? Sano,Yahiko, and myself have been dicussing your behavior lately and we have decided that maybe you need anger management."
"WHAT!!!!!!!" Kaoru screamed chasing Kenshin wil the frying pan.
"ORO?!"
Kenshin ran out the door and towards the lake.
"Kenshin where are you going?"
"I am going to the lake with Sano and Yahiko. I will be back...in about 5 million years!!!"Kenshin yelled still running.
Kaoru's heart sank. *What have I done. How could I do that to him. He is the one I love and I am chasing him out of the house. What kind of person am I. Maybe I do need anger management.*
Author's Notes: Please r/r. This took me a while to do because of school.
Author's Notes: This fanfic is taking place in the modern times. But they still use swords, wear kimonos, and are just how they are on the show except that they have technology. My friend Kourtni is also writing a fanfic kinda like this one only it is a crossover of Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, and Ranma 1/2. Enjoy!
Anger Management
By: Emilee
Part 1
One morning Kenshin was sitting on the bed, off in his own world, staring into space. Kaoru walked up and sat down beside him.
"Kenshin? Kenshin?"
He jumped in shock. "Hai, Kaoru-dono?"
"I need to ask you something."
*Oh no. She is going to ask me if I like her. Oh why me???*Kenshin thought.
"Well, do you like Megumi?"
Kenshin fell over onto the floor flat on his face. "Oro!" As he was getting up he hit his sword in the right spot to make it fly up and hit him in the back of the head, knocking him out. "Ooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooo!!!" Kenshin said before it hit him.
*
He finally woke up. When he opened his eyes he saw Kaoru staring him straight in the face.
"ORO?"
"Are you alright, Kenshin?"
"Sessha is fine Kaoru-dono."
"I AM GETTING TIRED OF THAT KENSHIN, SO STOP CALLING ME DONO!!!!!!!!!"
"ORO!?"
Kaoru grabbed a frying pan and knocked him in the head.
"Oro!"
She sat him on the bed and said, "Now answer another question. Well, do you like spending time with me?" Kaoru asked blushing as red as Kenshin's hair.
*Is this the right time to tell Kaoru-dono how sessha really feels? What does sessha need to tell her?*
"Sessha likes spending time with Kaoru-dono, that I do."
Kaoru started to squeeze Kenshin's neck extremely hard.
"Kao...ru...do...no...I..can't...brea...the..."
"Gomen, Ken....."Kaoru said as she glared towards the door.
"What is it Kaoru-dono?"
She pointed to Sano who was standing in front of the door snickering.
"I AM GOING TO GIVE HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND. HE IS GOING TO PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaoru yelled as Kenshin held her back.
"Calm down Kaoru-dono. No need for this."
"Kenshin, why won't you let me go?"
"Because I want to be the one who will beat the crap out of him."Kenshin said as his eyes turned amber.
"Okay, I get it now, go ahead."Kaoru said smiling grimly.
Kenshin unsheathed his sword, flipped the blade, and started to walk over to Sano. Sano started to walk away but was cornered with Kenshin's blade staring him straight in the face.
"Hey... Ken..shin..lets...just...call...it...even..... Okay?" Sano said studdering.
"Let me think about that. Uhhh??? NO!!!!"Kenshin said hitting Sano out the window and through five trees. All of them landed on top of him.
"I think that should take care of him."Kenshin said looking at Kaoru who was still glaring.
"Is something the matter Kaoru-dono?"
She pointed to the closet door. He walked over and heard laughter.
Kaoru said, "Let me take care of this one. Oh, and by the way, STOP CALLING ME DONO!!!!!!"
"ORO?!"
Kaoru grabbed her bokken and walked towards the door. Kenshin was standing as far away as possible because there would probably flying objects going by. All of a sudden there were things going everywhere and many yelps of pain. Yahiko fell on the floor in pain. Kaoru threw her bokken down and grabbed a frying pan. She swung it hard and hit Yahiko out the window. He also went through five trees which fell on top of him and Sano.
*Now I have ten trees and a kid laying on top of me. It can't get anyworse.*Sano thought, but he was wrong another five trees fell on them. *I was wrong now I have fifteen trees and a kid on me. I can't take it.*
Back inside. "That should take care of things."Kaoru said with a sweet smile on her face.
"I think I will go do the laundry now."Kenshin said walking into the laundry room. "Uhh. Kaoru-dono?"
"Hai, Kenshin?"
"What is this thing?"
"That is a washing machine. Just read the instructuons and you will do everything right."
"Alright Kaoru-dono."
"STOP CALLING ME DONO!!!!!!!"
"ORO!?"
Kaoru walked out of the room. Kenshin opened the top of the washer and saw a piece of paper taped onto the lid that read instructions. *Instructions? What is an instruction? Lets see maybe if I turn this nob here and this nob there and push that button.* Kenshin thought. The washer started to make a loud rumbling noise that scared Kenshin.
"Kaoru-dono!!!!!!!"
Kaoru ran in in shock thinking that Kenshin was hurt.
"What is it Kenshin?"Kaoru asked out of breath.
"What is that noise?"
Kaoru started to laugh. "That is the washer. It is supposed to sound like that."
*
Once the clothes were finished Kenshin hang them out to dry. Sano and Yahiko piled the trees off of them and walked in the dojo. Kenshin heard them come in and rushed over to them before Kaoru saw them. "You to need to go to the lake to fish or something just stay away from Kaoru-dono for a while. She is very angry."Kenshin said.
Before he could finish they were gone. Kenshin walked in to where Kaoru was and said, "Sano and Yahiko have gone to the lake to fish. They will be back later. Kaoru-dono? Sano,Yahiko, and myself have been dicussing your behavior lately and we have decided that maybe you need anger management."
"WHAT!!!!!!!" Kaoru screamed chasing Kenshin wil the frying pan.
"ORO?!"
Kenshin ran out the door and towards the lake.
"Kenshin where are you going?"
"I am going to the lake with Sano and Yahiko. I will be back...in about 5 million years!!!"Kenshin yelled still running.
Kaoru's heart sank. *What have I done. How could I do that to him. He is the one I love and I am chasing him out of the house. What kind of person am I. Maybe I do need anger management.*
Author's Notes: Please r/r. This took me a while to do because of school.