Chapter 2:
Spike ran after Dawn and Buffy stayed to look at the new mansion.
Dawn had run out into the road and was attacked! Right away! By vampires! But she was saved by a mysterious stranger who was really cute and nice to her.
"What is your name?" Dawn asked, and saw that her savior was really hot, hotter than anyone ever, even SPIKE!!!! (who Dawn doesn't like now because he vamped Buffy and turned her into a vampire!)
"I'm Connor, what's your name?" Connor O'Angel said.
"I'm Dawn Summers," Dawn Summers said. She blushed and looked beautiful. She reminded Connor of a song by *NSync, but he doesn't have time to quote the lyrics right now.
"Dawn Summers, the vampire Slayer's sister?" he asked.
"How did you know?" Dawn asked. "Are you a vampire Slayer too?"
"Yes," Connor said, even though he is a boy and boys can't be Slayers. No, let's pretend boys CAN be Slayers. "Yes, I'm a Vampire Slayer. And there's a vampire to slay right now!!!"
Dawn turned around a saw that it was Spike, right before Connor the Vampire Slayer put a stake through his cold dead unbeating heart and slayed him dead and painfully.
"Oh no," Dawn said. She didn't know if she should be sad or happy. She had loved Spike but he had BETRAYED her. (People who BETRAY us get KILLED. Remember that, CONFUSEDJM!!!!)
"What's wrong?" Connor the Vampire Slayer asked.
"Nothing at all," Dawn said. "But I have a sister who is a vampire and I love her. Please don't kill her."
"Okay," Connor said. He went back to the mansion with Dawn and met Buffy. They all fell in love. But not the sisters cause that would be incest and nasty. And gay. ANd illegal in most of the states. And countries. But Buffy fell in love with Connor and Connor fell in love with Buffy. He didn't care that she was a vampire because his mother and father had been vampires so it was okay.
And Dawn and Connor fell in love too.
Connor had two wives but he deserved it because he had such a hard life.
And they all lived happily ever after.
And Spike stayed DUST because he BETRAYED me. I mean Dawn.
thE END.
(EDITORS NOTE: I'm sure Spike won't stay dead. Do not despair. Spuffy4eva is just working through some issues right now.)
Spike ran after Dawn and Buffy stayed to look at the new mansion.
Dawn had run out into the road and was attacked! Right away! By vampires! But she was saved by a mysterious stranger who was really cute and nice to her.
"What is your name?" Dawn asked, and saw that her savior was really hot, hotter than anyone ever, even SPIKE!!!! (who Dawn doesn't like now because he vamped Buffy and turned her into a vampire!)
"I'm Connor, what's your name?" Connor O'Angel said.
"I'm Dawn Summers," Dawn Summers said. She blushed and looked beautiful. She reminded Connor of a song by *NSync, but he doesn't have time to quote the lyrics right now.
"Dawn Summers, the vampire Slayer's sister?" he asked.
"How did you know?" Dawn asked. "Are you a vampire Slayer too?"
"Yes," Connor said, even though he is a boy and boys can't be Slayers. No, let's pretend boys CAN be Slayers. "Yes, I'm a Vampire Slayer. And there's a vampire to slay right now!!!"
Dawn turned around a saw that it was Spike, right before Connor the Vampire Slayer put a stake through his cold dead unbeating heart and slayed him dead and painfully.
"Oh no," Dawn said. She didn't know if she should be sad or happy. She had loved Spike but he had BETRAYED her. (People who BETRAY us get KILLED. Remember that, CONFUSEDJM!!!!)
"What's wrong?" Connor the Vampire Slayer asked.
"Nothing at all," Dawn said. "But I have a sister who is a vampire and I love her. Please don't kill her."
"Okay," Connor said. He went back to the mansion with Dawn and met Buffy. They all fell in love. But not the sisters cause that would be incest and nasty. And gay. ANd illegal in most of the states. And countries. But Buffy fell in love with Connor and Connor fell in love with Buffy. He didn't care that she was a vampire because his mother and father had been vampires so it was okay.
And Dawn and Connor fell in love too.
Connor had two wives but he deserved it because he had such a hard life.
And they all lived happily ever after.
And Spike stayed DUST because he BETRAYED me. I mean Dawn.
thE END.
(EDITORS NOTE: I'm sure Spike won't stay dead. Do not despair. Spuffy4eva is just working through some issues right now.)