Shining Kirby: Well, I've finnaly gotten the time to write my first fan-fic
EVER! Well, at least a non-Bionicle one. Ha,ha,hrrr.....ahem! Well, anyway
I don't own Kirby, Medabots, or Zelda. Ni-Kaabi is property of King Dedede
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Zell2Vivi: Get on with the stoopid story!
Shining Kirby: Whatever.
Kirby's OTHER Adventure
Chapter 1: The Interchangeable Kirby
Kirby: Wow! Today is such a great day! I think I'll go for a run!!
Kirby runs around his neighborhood until he runs right into a robot.
Kirby: Hey! Watch where your goin'! Robot: Why don't you watch where I'm goin'! Kirby: ???? Robot: Don't give me that face! What, you wanna Ro-Battle?! Kirby: ???? Metabee: That's right! Right here, right now! A Ro-Battle!! Kirby: Listen, whoever you are, but....... Metabee: I'm Metabee! Got a problem wit that?! Kirby: No, but I bet you have a good power, so I'll do this!
Kirby inhales Metabee(Insert inhale music here) and gains the interchangable power.(Insert gain power song here)
Kirby: Yay! now I get to do this!
Kirby takes a shotgun and attaches it to his left arm.
Kirby: A shotgun is good, but.....
Kirby decides to show Metaknight his new power, but then he falls into a warp hole and ends up in a lush field surrounded by water.
Kirby:What is this place?
Kirby is then attacked by a jelly-like creature, but he unloads a round of bullets onto it with his shotgun arm.
Kirby: What the hell was that!?
Kirby is then greeted by an old-looking guy in green tights.
Green-tights guy: Ohh! A little pink fairy! My friend with the Tingle Tuner that I gave him will be pleased! Kirby: Die you beast from hell!
Kirby unloads a round on Tingle.
Kirby: Crap! I've lost all my bullets.
???: Take off yer d**n arm then!
Kirby: Who the hell was that!?
Metaknight appears from behind some insanely tall grass.(Mexican music plays).
Kirby: What the hell? When do you appear in some strange toon-shaded crap?
Metaknight: You saw Metabee for a reason, a reason for which you will find out soon enough..
Metaknight dissapears, and is replaced by Ni-Kaabi(in case ya'll are wonderin, Ni-Kaabi is King DDD's son.)
N-K: Uggh... I was having a dream about a penguin with lipstick on...*faints*
Kirby: Aw, man... hey! What's that?!
Kirby has spotted a water bottle.
Kirby: Yeah! Even though none of this makes sense, it's nice to have some toon-shaded water!
Kirby drinks the water, then faints.
Later, at Windfall Island.
???: Wake up. Comon. wake up. WAKE UP I SAID!!!!
??? splashes water on Kirby
Kirby: Tax exemtion! Wha? Where am I?
Boy: Hey, comon. Wake up. You were all on my private oasis, right, so I thought 'who the hell is that puffball and that fat penguin?'. Anyway, I go up to ya'll, and who do I see? 'It's that Kirby dude and a mini DDD!' I said to that door butler. Then I bring ya'll to Windfall Island and bring ya'll to that one rich dude's house, but I have to fish out all my hard earned 5,000 rupees fer it. I hope Moe eates his daughter. Anyway...
Kirby:ZZZZZZ...
Boy: Anyway..
Kirby: ZZZZZZZZ*snork*zzzz...
Boy: (mockingly) Yeah, and my name is Link.
Shining Kirby: Who is this "Link"? And where are Kirby and Ni-Kaabi anyway? And what's the point of this useless adventure? Find out in the next chappy "A bow to pick with ya!"
Kirby's OTHER Adventure
Chapter 1: The Interchangeable Kirby
Kirby: Wow! Today is such a great day! I think I'll go for a run!!
Kirby runs around his neighborhood until he runs right into a robot.
Kirby: Hey! Watch where your goin'! Robot: Why don't you watch where I'm goin'! Kirby: ???? Robot: Don't give me that face! What, you wanna Ro-Battle?! Kirby: ???? Metabee: That's right! Right here, right now! A Ro-Battle!! Kirby: Listen, whoever you are, but....... Metabee: I'm Metabee! Got a problem wit that?! Kirby: No, but I bet you have a good power, so I'll do this!
Kirby inhales Metabee(Insert inhale music here) and gains the interchangable power.(Insert gain power song here)
Kirby: Yay! now I get to do this!
Kirby takes a shotgun and attaches it to his left arm.
Kirby: A shotgun is good, but.....
Kirby decides to show Metaknight his new power, but then he falls into a warp hole and ends up in a lush field surrounded by water.
Kirby:What is this place?
Kirby is then attacked by a jelly-like creature, but he unloads a round of bullets onto it with his shotgun arm.
Kirby: What the hell was that!?
Kirby is then greeted by an old-looking guy in green tights.
Green-tights guy: Ohh! A little pink fairy! My friend with the Tingle Tuner that I gave him will be pleased! Kirby: Die you beast from hell!
Kirby unloads a round on Tingle.
Kirby: Crap! I've lost all my bullets.
???: Take off yer d**n arm then!
Kirby: Who the hell was that!?
Metaknight appears from behind some insanely tall grass.(Mexican music plays).
Kirby: What the hell? When do you appear in some strange toon-shaded crap?
Metaknight: You saw Metabee for a reason, a reason for which you will find out soon enough..
Metaknight dissapears, and is replaced by Ni-Kaabi(in case ya'll are wonderin, Ni-Kaabi is King DDD's son.)
N-K: Uggh... I was having a dream about a penguin with lipstick on...*faints*
Kirby: Aw, man... hey! What's that?!
Kirby has spotted a water bottle.
Kirby: Yeah! Even though none of this makes sense, it's nice to have some toon-shaded water!
Kirby drinks the water, then faints.
Later, at Windfall Island.
???: Wake up. Comon. wake up. WAKE UP I SAID!!!!
??? splashes water on Kirby
Kirby: Tax exemtion! Wha? Where am I?
Boy: Hey, comon. Wake up. You were all on my private oasis, right, so I thought 'who the hell is that puffball and that fat penguin?'. Anyway, I go up to ya'll, and who do I see? 'It's that Kirby dude and a mini DDD!' I said to that door butler. Then I bring ya'll to Windfall Island and bring ya'll to that one rich dude's house, but I have to fish out all my hard earned 5,000 rupees fer it. I hope Moe eates his daughter. Anyway...
Kirby:ZZZZZZ...
Boy: Anyway..
Kirby: ZZZZZZZZ*snork*zzzz...
Boy: (mockingly) Yeah, and my name is Link.
Shining Kirby: Who is this "Link"? And where are Kirby and Ni-Kaabi anyway? And what's the point of this useless adventure? Find out in the next chappy "A bow to pick with ya!"